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  1. Rec 17

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    "Ed's as precious, by Stede's accounting, as the priceless tea cup in his hands and, on Stede's insistence, just as set apart."

    how to convince your boyfriend to fuck you on the floor in one tea party or less

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    01 Oct 2022

  2. Rec *

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    Stede needs help; the Revenge unfortunately runs into a man Stede had an affair with prior to his pirate days. Stede decides the best way to give him a polite brush-off is to pretend he and Ed are together. Fake relationship to getting together, with smut, passive aggression and a few feelings thrown in for extra fun.

    Set in the ephemeral co-captions time period.

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    Ed supposes he’s handsome, if you like boring white dudes. He’s tall, slim-built, short dark wavy hair and an at-best medium quality jaw line. Dressed like a prick, he’s wearing all the fancy sort of stuff Stede wears but he’s not pulling it off, in Ed’s opinion. Not enough bright colours, wearing all that silky lacey posh shit but in beige and browns like a coward. Yeah, he’s a coward; Ed’s decided. He guesses maybe his shoulders are okay, if you like skinny guys. Can kinda see why Stede fancied him. If there weren’t a lot of other options around. And if he squints.

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    29 Sep 2022

  3. Rec 3

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    I am periodically haunted by the thought of Lan Wangji's mother, penned up alive in the Cloud Recesses, escaping during/after the Wen attack, and trying to make her way home through a world that's changed so much and so little since she was last riding the wind.

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    29 Sep 2022

  4. Rec 41

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    When Stede Bonnet sets back out from Bridgetown, he has a list of nearly-impossible things to do: find his crew, find his ship, apologize to Ed.

    Stede finds his crew. He finds his ship. What he finds on his ship makes the rest of the list look simple and straightforward.

    Finding the Revenge was always going to be the easy part.

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    29 Sep 2022

  5. Rec 74

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    Set immediately post-episode 7. Ed and Stede play strip blackjack, the stockings stay on, and everybody wins.

    For stephalina, my co-captain of the SS Stockings Stay On.

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    29 Sep 2022