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    Once upon a time, a boy defeated a monster... and took his place. This is his story.

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    19 Jul 2022

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    “Oh, c’mon, Brian, you’re making me and Jonny spend a year on a desolate planet and you won’t even let me take any guns?”
     
    Placing all three of the snub nose lasers he’d found concealed on Tim’s person (so far) on a table, Brian said calmly, “It’s not a desolate planet. It’s a perfectly lovely planet with breathable air, drinkable water, reasonable temperatures, and lifeforms that are safe for both of you to eat. It’s just unpopulated by anything more mentally complex than spelk. It wouldn’t be in the spirit of your punishment to let you have too much fun during your time-out year there, that’s all. The crew packed two bags with everything you’ll really need.”

    Exile Part 2, No-Access-To-Electricity Boogaloo.

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    03 Jul 2022

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    The man glanced absentmindedly towards Raphaella, and extended a hand in greeting. “Jonny D’Ville, at your service,” he offered, “though not very promptly or enthusiastically so. In fact, it’s better that you don’t count on it at all. He/him.”
    “What the fuck,” Raphaella repeated, eyes darting between the nonchalant Jonny and the still-warm body that lay beside her. “I-He-You killed him,” she finally forced out, though the statement seemed obvious in retrospect.
    Jonny looked confused. Then, his face brightened in realization. “Oh, right, you’re new. Don’t worry, he’ll get better. Here,” he said, pulling the gun back out and aiming it at his own head. “Watch this.” He pulled the trigger, a second bang resounding throughout the hallway.

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    25 Jun 2022

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    Some choice pieces of flaming garbage taken from a much bigger dumpster fire

    This is an offshoot of our parody screenplay CW Network's The Magnus Archives, so read that first if you want anything to make a little more sense

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    09 Apr 2022