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WTEWYNE: The British Accent by Doctorpants for ScreamingFangirl
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
20 Nov 2025
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This takes place in the alternative universe of "What To Expect When You're Not Expecting" by ScreamingFangirl.
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Scar loves how his two-year-old talks exactly like Grian. Her little British accent is the cutest thing. So if he gets a little paranoid when he thinks she might lose her accent, then could you really blame him?
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WTEWYNE: Advancement Made- First Word! by Doctorpants for JaegarDog
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
19 Jun 2025
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These are my headcanon drabbles surrounding the kids of ScreamingFangirl's series What to Expect When You're Not Expecting and their first words (as well as few other milestones because I couldn't help myself). I will update this kinda sporadically as ideas come to me.
Chapter 1: Beau Slab
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WTEWYNE: The Best Birthday Gift by Doctorpants for NightOfStarFall
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
20 May 2025
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Teddy M-Dog's one year anniversary of being on Hermitcraft happens to also be Hermes' birthday. Teddy wonders if the hermits have room for celebrating two big moments at once.
Years later, Teddy knows the answer.
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WTEWYNE: Luke, I Am Your (Grand) Father by Doctorpants for ScreamingFangirl
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
23 Mar 2025
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This is set in the universe of What to Expect When You're Not Expecting by ScreamingFangirl
Sunny Goodtimes and Maple Slab welcome a new packmate to the hermitcraft server, and Scar couldn't be more pleased to meet his grandson.
Series
- Part 1 of WTWYNE: The Next Generation
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Love That Doesn't Have a Place to Rest by Doctorpants for ScreamingFangirl
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Nov 2024
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This takes places in the Universe of What To Expect When You're Not Expecting by ScreamingFangirl so references that series a lot and spoilers for that series.
Grian is just leaving the first trimester of pregnancy behind when everyone is whisked away for another round of death games. The morning sickness doesn't seem to quit, though. Luckily Scar's based close by to offer some much needed comfort to his wonderful husband.
Series
- Part 1 of What to Expect from a Wild Life
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What to Expect from a Wild Life by Doctorpants
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Nov 2024
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Causing Chaos with the Goodtimes Family by Doctorpants
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
14 Jul 2024
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This is a series of oneshots inspired by What to Expect When You're Not Expecting by Screaming Fangirl. These will all contain spoliers for that fic and others of that series. be warned! But basically these kids make me mentally ill/pos and I want to write about them.
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Hermitcraft Halfbloods AU by Doctorpants
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Feb 2024
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Grace Sleep, Rocky Watch by KawaiiSpaghetti
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
09 Jun 2026
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The alien—Grace—is finally asleep. Or, at least, Rocky thinks he is. He’s curled on his side, tucked away under a covering. Rocky sits on the other side of the alcove the human lies in, fiddling away with one of his many repair projects. Typically, watching another as they sleep is fairly straightforward and uneventful. Not much is needed beyond something to do and to keep a lookout for whoever’s resting.
But Rocky can’t help but focus more on Grace as he rests. He just can’t; the way the human sleeps is, quite literally, otherworldly.
Or: Snippets of Rocky watching Grace sleep during their mission to save their stars
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In This World, it's Just Us by wreckerdeckerr
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 Jun 2026
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Welcome aboard, passenger number three.
Ryland Grace now must face his biggest challenge yet: parenthood. It's going to be a long four years to Erid, and he and Rocky are going to have to team up and get creative in raising this tiny human together within the walls of the Hail Mary. Grace is going to have to sort through his own issues-- including painful memories and tricky feelings about his alien best friend-- all while being at the mercy of parenthood, deep space, and their limited supplies.
For more context, please read parts 1 and 2 of this series!
Series
- Part 3 of Parting Gift
Bookmarked by Doctorpants
09 Jun 2026
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1/?
Snfjrcjt “our hatchling” shstshgxyd i had no idea I would be as invested in this story as I am but hooo boy i am in it now :D
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My love, my heart, don't cry. We were born to die. by SwanAndSnake
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Jun 2026
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Scar stared down at the sigil carved into the ground. It was just some coincidence in the world generation, some missing blocks that just so happened to take that shape. It wasn't a sign, it wasn't anything nefarious, it wasn't anything that warranted calling out to the others. If Scar happened to scour this area more intensely than the others, that was just a coincidence, too.
OR: Grian is kidnapped. He's not alone when he comes back.
OR OR: Scar and Grian navigate caring for a baby while they still have their own angst going onUpdates every other week.
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- Part 1 of Born to Die
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04 Jun 2026
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20/24
Oh my goodness I love this so much 🥺
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The Long Haul by IntrovertAtHome
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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The journey to Erid is going to be long and difficult for Grace, somewhere around 4 years for him and Rocky to get back home
Grace will face many difficulties as he attempts to survive the trip there - lacking food and other basic resources - but he has Rocky by his side, always
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Please mind the tags on this fic as it does deal with some darker topics at length, such as child abuse and suicide
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A new chapter has been added in between previously posted chapters. If you are caught up with this work, please go and read chapter 17 (3 Months After)
Bookmarked by Doctorpants
06 May 2026
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17/20
Grace struggles on way back to Erid :(
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Speech pattern by Chaotic_aroace
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 Jun 2026
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Once Rocky learned that Grace can whistle, he decided to teach him how to say some basic words in Eridian
One day when they were close to Erid, Rocky falls ill and is unable to answer to the Eridian messageLuckily, Grace could answer
Too bad that Rocky didn't tell just how, juvenile he sounded when he spoke Eridian
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How Grace confused Eridians about his age
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28 May 2026
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5/?
Grace is so cute, just a pebble