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Stede squared his jaw and asked, “How do we choose who to kill?”
“Oh, that’s easy,” Ed said with a relieved smile. “Izzy always does that.”
“That is not at all surprising,” Lucius muttered under his breath, sketching a small icon of the angry man in the corner of the open page.
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Five times Lucius hears the words "Izzy always does that," and one time Lucius does something for him.
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I feel you in the wind chill (and it's so real, straight through my bones) by DefNotForWork
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
29 Aug 2018
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He was so fucking scared, but he was also getting pissed. Pissed at this fucking ghost, pissed at himself, and pissed at Shane for not being smart enough to save his own goddamn life.
Or in which a ghost wants to eat Shane and Ryan doesn't think it's very funny.
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BFFs Get Handcuffed Together For 24 Hours - Ryan & Shane by DefNotForWork
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
14 Jul 2018
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“May death do us part,” he said in a stupid, ghoulish voice.
“It’s only 24 hours, you dick,” Ryan said around a strangled laugh.
“Yeah, 24 hours,” Shane said. “Or death. Whichever comes first.”
“You’re saying you wouldn’t uncuff me to save my life?” Ryan asked, wheezing.
Shane turned to look straight into the camera filming.
“Them’s the rules. Shane ain’t never lost a challenge.”
Or, in which Ryan deals with his feelings by not dealing with them at all.
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Shane kisses Ryan for a video. Unfortunately, he doesn't tell Ryan that.
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“Where is your father today?” one of the reports asked. Yurio’s eyes were cold and dead when he answered.
“How would I know? I haven’t seen him in eight years.” Otabek’s hand fell down his arm, presumably to wrap around his hand. “And the worst part about Viktor,” Yurio said with a choked laugh. “Is that he is exactly the same and I can’t believe I fell for it twice.”Or in which Viktor flings himself into fatherhood despite literally everyone in his life telling him it's a bad idea.
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As Izzy slunk into her cot, the message came to her, cold and clear.
Keep being good, and she could have this again.
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18 Jan 2023
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I’m love with these sad sapphic tragedies. Izzy here is perfectly miserable. Chp 2/3
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Izzy and his ex broke up almost a month ago, so why is Lucius texting him to come on a family trip like they're still together? Izzy is raw from their break-up and still misses him, so spending time at a resort acting like they're a couple is only going to make it worse.
But Izzy also knows how Lucius' family can be, and despite everything, he doesn't want him to suffer through it alone. Which is how Izzy finds himself at the airport staring at his ex-boyfriend-now-pretend-boyfriend wondering how he's going to survive this.
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16 Jan 2023
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Feral for this already. What makes fake dating better? Built in angst of fake dating an ex
Chp 1
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Based on the prompt:
"It was a raid that looked like it had gone right, the crew of the Revenge taking a ship. Mayhem, plunder, blood and destruction. Up until Ed realizes that Izzy is missing. Part of the ship has been destroyed by cannonballs, and unfortunately Izzy was in the midst of fighting when that section of the deck gets struck, cannonball narrowly missing him, but burying him underneath all the debris.
He's badly injured when he's found, but nothing critical. The worrying part is that he hadn't answered them when they were digging around, yelling for him.
Izzy has lost his hearing. (Temporarily. But they don't find that out until much later.)"
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31 Aug 2022
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Fuck me up, I’d love for Izzy to snap my neck with his fucking thighs
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Blackbird Singing in the Dead of Night by MsThunderFrost
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Jan 2023
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“Easy there, captain.” Roach abandons the half-placed bandages in favor of retrieving a cup of water from the bedside table. Sliding a hand behind Stede’s back to prop him up just far enough to prevent choking, he helps him to take a few small sips, “You can have more in a bit. Drink too much at once and you’re liable to upchuck all over your expensive linens.”
“T-Thank you, Roach.” His voice is scarce above a whisper, and even sustaining that seems to be causing him immense pain. “What… What happened to me? I feel like death.” Roach lowers him back down onto the bed to continue fussing with his bandages.
“There was a storm.” He says, matter-of-fact. “You took a nasty blow to the head and fell overboard.” He casts a sidelong glance in Izzy’s direction. Now that Stede is awake, Izzy seems determined to look anywhere and everywhere else—“Izzy saved you.”
Silence. Then, “Iggy saved me.” He repeats, like the idea is so ludicrous he doesn’t even need to make it a question. “You’re joking.”
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After a disastrous interview, crime novelist Israel Hands abruptly retired, leaving his popular Detective Leyendecker series one book short of finished. For the last 10 years, he's been content to work as an editor at Edward Teach's small press. But now Ed's working on a merger with Stede Bonnet's press, and Izzy's expected to work with their star author: romance novelist L. Steele.
L. Steele turns out to be Lucius Spriggs, twenty years younger than Izzy and flirts like its breathing. Worst of all, Lucius recognizes Izzy as Israel Hands.
Avoiding Lucius's questions about the unfinished series or Izzy himself is not going to be all that simple...
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- Part 1 of Work in Progress || Author AU
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05 Jul 2022
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Just finished Chapter 2, obsessed with the budding chemistry of Lucius and Izzy and even more enthralled by the relationship between Izzy and Ed. Love having little Izzy in therapy too