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Overexposed by DRHPaints
Fandoms: Bill Hader - Fandom, Bill Hader RPF, Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, US Comedians RPF, Director RPF
16 Mar 2024
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Stunt woman Valerie prides herself on handling any situation a director can dish out. But when roaches are involved in her work on 'Barry,' she doesn't know if she can cope. That is, until the sweet and sensitive Bill Hader offers some comfort.
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Perhaps Bobby should be concerned about his language. Families nearby, kids. But arms infused by rage and bearing down on this asshole, he doesn’t give a damn. Fight and fright lurk in the hick’s gaze and Bobby’s bat wiggles a warning. “You don’t know what I’m capable of! Come on! Please!” Voice crackling through fires of frenzy, he takes another step and the hick stumbles backwards. Again, Bobby shouts, “You don’t know what I’m capable of!”
But Paulette does. Peeking out the door, she ignores James’ babbling, his twitching, and tracks Bobby. Most write off her husband as a loser. The manager of a tired theme park where people bring their rugrats to ride the rollercoaster and lose half a week’s pay at the rigged games. And sure, Bobby tucks in his t-shirts. Wears white socks pulled halfway to his knees. Walks around with a whistle dangling from his neck, shrilling through the park whenever some ne'er-do-well misses the clown mouth garbage cans. But more than a little awkward herself, none of these things put off Paulette. Quite the contrary, because she’s familiar with the beast crouching behind Bobby’s dorky exterior.
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Enid made a small, indistinguishable noise. Gulping another hit, Richie asked in a froggy voice, “What’s wrong?”
Shrugging, Enid accepted the nearly burnt out joint and took a small puff. “Nothing, nothing. I was just thinking…” She leaned back on the couch, letting lightheadedness take over. “What is it like to have a dick? To fuck someone with one.”
Richie caught Trent’s eye over the reclined Enid, corner of his mouth twitching upward. “You know, they have these fantastic things called strap-ons…”
Enid rolled her eyes as Trent stamped out the last of the joint. “I know. And I’ve done that.” At this point, the tips of Trent’s ears turned red and he sent Richie a ‘what’re-you-gonna-do’ look. “But it’s not the same as really having a dick, right? I mean, I don’t want to get surgery or anything. But I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t curious.”
“How curious?”
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Touring with the band Cakehole, Richie offers the singer/guitarist couple a unique threesome experience.
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Tug her forward by the necklace. Key and lock clinking. Sally gasps.
Are you still my good girl?
Sally’s chin upturned. Hazel eyes clear and wanting, like a fallen leaf seeking shelter on the ground. Yes, sir. Always.
Barry scoops her up. No twinge in his back, no stress on his arms. Bearing Sally effortlessly up the stairs. Past a mantle groaning under the weight of awards. Emmys, Oscars, hell, maybe even a Tony. Barry doesn’t think he can sing for shit. But maybe here, he can.
Into the bedroom. She smiles. A secret, welcoming smile. Perhaps Barry saw this last night and replicated it for his musings. Or perhaps he misconstrued her invitation even then. Regardless, now he turns her around. Sally following along. No questions, no objections. Because this is his Sally. His wife. His dream. A Sally overflowing with love and eager to be possessed.
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On the way to Natalie's party, Barry envisions his future with Sally.
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Meeting at Cal's Corner, Milo's one night stand with Orin, a trans man, turns into something real.
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Kinky Bill One Shots by DRHPaints
Fandom: Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, Bill Hader - Fandom, Bill Hader RPF, Director RPF, IT (Movies - Muschietti), Saturday Night Live RPF, Saturday Night Live Sketches, US Comedians RPF
09 Nov 2023
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Dozerman Gets Me Irrationally Hot by DRHPaints
Fandom: brooklyn 99, Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Seth Dozerman - Fandom, Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Superbad (2007)
02 Nov 2023
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Get on the Teddy Redbones Bone Train, No Shame by DRHPaints
Fandom: Doc Now - Fandom, Documentary Now - Fandom, Documentary Now! (TV 2015), The Bunker - Fandom
12 Sep 2023
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