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    and a silver sixpence in his shoe by

    Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

    22 Sep 2022

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    Izzy likes lines, likes rules. Likes to know where things start and where they finish, definite and resolved.

    But where the fuck does getting off to Luce begin, and how does sitting on the bridal table at Ed’s wedding with Lucius end?

    Or: The one where Izzy is Ed's best man, Stede wants the most lavish wedding possible, and the person in charge of planning it is the camboy Izzy's been subscribed to for the better part of a year.

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    27 Sep 2022

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    We Lose Nothing by Death by

    Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

    24 Sep 2022

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    It’s perfect, textbook. Terror, distraction, and a body crushed to an unrecognizable, bloody pulp. If Edward wasn’t entirely livid with Stede at this moment, he might be very fucking impressed.

    “Shit, man. That’s no accident,” he says into the darkness. “That’s a fuckery.”

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    27 Sep 2022

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    The Kraken's Sacrifice by

    Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

    26 Sep 2022

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    Every year, a person is chosen—supposedly at random—to be sacrificed to the Kraken, to quell the sea's worst storms and to stop the taking of ships. After his engagement falls apart, Stede is not surprised when his father arranges for this year's sacrifice to be him. The surprise comes later: when the Kraken claims but does not devour him. Instead, it whisks him away to its secret sea cave, where Stede discovers that there is much more to the creature than he was led to believe—and that they have a deeper connection than he could have ever dreamed.

    Or: OFMD x Beauty and the Beast x The Little Mermaid x a bodice-ripper

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    27 Sep 2022

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    A Beginner's Guide to Vulcan Sexual Practice, by Captain James T. Kirk by

    Fandoms: Star Trek (2009)  

    08 Nov 2009

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    It is tradition," Spock says blandly. "Surely you would not ask me to abandon Vulcan tradition." "Uh," Jim replies.

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    26 Sep 2022

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    Teach by

    Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

    24 Sep 2022

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    The not-so-great side-effects of being a… really pretty famous rockstar, if he’s honest, only come to him after a while in the business, a few not-so-awesome headlines that nearly derailed his career.

    It’s really tough to get laid.

     

     
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    Ed is a famous rockstar who uses Grindr and anonymous online hook-ups for his needs in order to maintain his image.

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    25 Sep 2022

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