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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    Thor ditches his son and Tony to go play pokemon go with the Infinity Stones.

    Tony takes revenge.


    But if you break my heart
    I go date your fada
    You gonna be my son
    You go call me your mother

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    25 Nov 2022

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    Tony Stark is not like normal alphas. Loki can't help being intrigued and even interested in him for that.

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    24 Nov 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    “Is there anything you can do without completely messing it up!? You were supposed to bring someone horrid!” Loki hissed through clenched teeth. “Annoying! Appalling! Devoid of charm! And who do you come up with!? Someone who looks like the runner-up for the position of hottest person in this country!”

    Loki decides to show up with the worst boyfriend imaginable to family dinner to finally convince his mother that staying single forever is not the worst fate for him. Unfortunately the guy Thor comes up with to play Loki's horrid partner turns out to be perfect in every single way.

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    23 Nov 2022

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    Supper secured and stuffed away in his trousers, he looks up to find the silver-haired stranger in the corner, the one person who hadn’t heckled him. The man is objectively gorgeous, with fascinating hair and a body that makes Jaskier’s mouth water a little.

    Oh yes, he decides quickly, he will be climbing this stranger like a tree.

    He’s a little wrong-footed when he works out that the stranger is a witcher with big scary swords Jaskier’s heard horror stories about, but after a quick moment of thought, he also thinks about how very many things the fae elders have been wrong about all his life and decides to ignore them once again. The witcher–Geralt of supposedly Rivia, even though Jaskier can tell from his accent that that’s a lie–tries to get rid of him, but Jaskier is nothing if he’s not determined, and he’s simply too damn interested to get scared off easily.

    The witcher has clearly not realized that Jaskier is something to be hunted, and Jaskier, well, he’s never excelled at silly things like self-preservation.

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    16 Nov 2022

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    The boy looks at him with a stare so hopeful Jaskier feels like shit at once because there is no way they’ll find his mother there, he knows that. “Thank you,” he sobs, “sir…?”

    “Oh, please, no sir,” he says, “I’m but a humble bard, no need to call me sir. I’m Jaskier. And you are…?”

    “Geralt,” he replies. “My ma is Visenna,” he adds, but Jaskier doesn’t think he heard that.

    Geralt --

     Oh, fuck.

    “Geralt,” he says, trying to not fucking hyperventilate, “nice to meet you. So, you want to meet my horse and then we can go to the village?”

     The kid -- Geralt -- nods, his eyes going dry for the first time since they met, and then slips his tiny hand inside his.
     

    or: in which a mage curses Geralt to relieve his worst memory for an entire month. Jaskier deals.

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    07 Nov 2022