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    “Are you sure you can’t do a bit of magic?” Arthur asks. “I promise I won’t behead you for it.”

    “Very reassuring,” Merlin says. “Truly, that’s an extreme act of mercy on your part, my Lord. It’s almost enough to convince me you aren’t a dollophead.”

    “What use are you,” Arthur mutters.

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    The druids call Merlin Emrys. Arthur isn't sure why they think his hapless manservant is some sort of powerful sorcerer, but it's certainly a good way to improve Camelot's relationship with the druids. It's only a little bit of a lie, surely.

    Except it turns out that it's not a lie at all.

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    30 May 2026

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    With Heaven and Hell all sealed up and everyone happy, the Winchesters and Castiel tackle the smaller hunts.

    One of those simple salt and burns leaves Castiel in his true form. Dean does his best to make his friend feel at home.

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    28 May 2026

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    “So what’s up with- Dude, again?” Sam’s voice rings through the room incredulously.

    Dean grunts in response.

    “You can’t possibly still be tired. Like, I feel like this should be physically impossible.”

    “Tell that to my melatonin levels.”

    “How do you know what melatonin is?”

    Dean does his best to roll his eyes under the cover of his eyelids. “Jesus, Sam, I’m not an idiot. Will you shut up so I can sleep?”

    He hears Sam huff. “Ya know, if you wanted to nap, you could always use that thing you have called a bed.”

    “Not the same,” Dean grumbles. His body doesn’t get all loose when he’s laying in his bed watching horror movies. The synapses that slow their firing contentedly seem to be wired to that same invisible bodily response of the outside world, and apparently being in the openness of his family’s space turns his brain into mush. “Now unless someone’s dying, I’m beggin’ you to shut up.”

    or the one where the whole family is together, dean finds enough peace to take some naps, and he's not sure he'll ever figure out how to say those three big words to cas

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    26 May 2026

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    “No,” Arthur just says, and stares at the car. “You can’t be serious. Your car is falling apart.”

    Immediately, Merlin's smile disappears. Belatedly, Arthur remembers his promise to Lancelot. To be fair, being nice doesn’t constitute being killed by someone’s excuse for a vehicle. They really can’t blame Arthur for that.

    “He’s doing just fine,” Merlin says defensively. “He’s a classic, and he’s meant to be this way. Hello, by the way, nice to meet you. My name is Merlin, so glad to be travelling with you to our mutual friends’ wedding. Arse.”

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    Lancelot and Gwen are getting married on the other side of the continent. Merlin is a reckless driver with a car that shouldn't be allowed on the road, and is the single most annoying person one could ever spend five days in a car with. He's also penniless, rude, secretive, has the broadest smile Arthur has ever seen on a person, and is a piano prodigy.

    If only Arthur weren't afraid of flying.

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    20 May 2026

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    There are many reasons that Merlin is a horrible manservant. Most of the time, Arthur is the one who suffers from Merlin’s unscrupulous behaviour, and it’s this fact only that has saved Merlin’s job. Because, as much as Merlin lacks the qualities for being a properly attentive manservant, his unique view on the nobility’s importance—namely, non-existent—means that he is probably the closest thing Arthur’s ever had as a friend.

    Not that he’d tell Merlin, obviously.

    Or: Five times Merlin wears Arthur's clothes out of need, and one time because Arthur asks him to.

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    20 May 2026