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Acting as Anakin Skywalker's confidante is probably the most painful aspect of pretending to be kind and sympathetic Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine. It seems that every other week, Skywalker is in love with another paramour who will leave him heartbroken within months. And as Skywalker's mentor and father figure, it is Darth Sidious' job to pick up those pieces and lend a compassionate ear to Skywalker's suffering. Every. Single. Time.
It's only after several years of this routine that Sidious realizes that he can solve two of his problems in one fell swoop: if he can convince Skywalker that he is in love with his old Jedi master, Kenobi, then Skywalker will inevitably have his heart broken by the man when their relationship fizzles into nothing. Then his strongest tether to the Light will be severed, and Sidious can claim Skywalker as his apprentice.
Because surely Skywalker's feelings for Kenobi are not returned. Surely Kenobi has more sense than to be enamored beyond reason with his former padawan. Surely all Sidious has to do is push Skywalker in Kenobi's direction and then watch the fallout.
Surely. Surely?
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Bookmarked by Ahael
05 Jun 2026
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How Do I Love Thee? by SilverSkiesAtMidnight for canonicallyshort
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
27 Nov 2024
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The first letter arrived right to Tim's desk.
He didn’t think much of it at first. It was a plain white thing, a tidy little card tucked unobtrusively in amongst the stack of memos and reports from other departments that his secretary had left on his desk. He spent several minutes getting settled before he even really glanced at it.
Finally, he began scanning his stack, zeroing in on the card only because it looked more interesting than a memo.
The cardstock was good quality. It landed in his palm with a satisfying schlak.
The handwriting on the card was… odd.
Neat, perfectly legible, but shaky - like a child anxiously practicing their letters. It was so nice speaking with you the other day, it read. I hope you’ll make time for me again sometime soon!
It was punctuated with a little crooked smiley face that had been crossed out and redrawn, too carefully to look natural. The eyes were perfect, ballpen circles.
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Bookmarked by Ahael
15 May 2026
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Janet never liked the second line. Once was enough, there was no need to repeat a second time once someone shows who they are.
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10 May 2026
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Mac needs to apologise to Bozer after he lied to him and almost got his best friend killed - even if it means Bozer decides to leave him like everyone else...
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29 Apr 2026
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hot and trendy by thirteenick
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Feb 2026
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Shane and Ilya have announced a charity and a friendship, which leads to their fandom online colliding while also making trouble. If they take it as an opportunity to join the party, well, it’s only fair… Right?
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They make fan accounts. For each other.
Bookmarked by Ahael
06 Apr 2026
