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    When the smoke cleared, he was much shorter, around 6 foot or something, blond hair, mask still on his face, but butt-ass naked. 

    “OKAY!” Sapnap yelled, taking his jacket off. “This! Over your junk! Now!” He said, closing his eyes and tossing it at him. 

    “The penis?” It asked, the voice also different, but Sapnap didn’t focus on that. Had he’d been looking, he would’ve seen the god look down at itself. 

    “YES! THE PENIS!” Sapnap was exasperated. 

    Or, Dream’s a God Au and Sapnap now realized this god is practically a newborn puppy

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    George doesn’t think it’s the worst lie in the world when his hairdresser assumes that Dream is his boyfriend. It can’t hurt to go along with it, right? He’s had a crush on Dream forever anyway, so what’s the worst that can happen?

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    06 Sep 2022

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    Halfway through their meal, Dream spoke up, “So how do you want me to do this… do you want me to just pull out the box, or something more elaborate like a champagne glass?”

    George felt a pit grow in his stomach. It was a harsh reminder that all of it was fake, all of the heartfelt looks Dream was giving him were just for the purpose of maintaining their facade.

    “You’re asking me how I want to be proposed to?” George asked, “That’s so… dumb.”

    “Well, I’m not exactly an expert at this,” Dream shot back in a whisper.

    George sighed, “Just… surprise me.”

    Dream and George fake a marriage proposal in order to get free food at an expensive restaurant, and George tries his hardest to remember that it's all fake even though, more than anything, he wants it to be real.

    title from "This Love" by Taylor Swift

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    03 Sep 2022

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    Day 7: Fake Dating

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    "Hey, Karl," Sapnap called, though his eyes were still looking at a very uncomfortable-looking Josh. "Josh thinks it's kinda weird and it's a joke that we're dating babe, what do you think?"

    The statement/question hung very tightly against the air. Tension was high and very intense. Slowly, you can see the panic on Josh's face, Nate's absolute look of despair, Oliver's resignation, and Jackson's continuous embarrassment.

    "Oh?" Karl responded immediately. He caught on quickly. He's not one to question Sapnap, he knew Sapnap had reasons. He'll ask about it later. "Kinda cringe, Josh."

    Sapnap chuckled. That was such a Karl reaction, and he expected just that. Nate chuckled a little considering the tension.

    "Yeah," Sapnap agreed. "Kinda cringe."

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    5 times Sapnap and Karl pretended that they were dating and the 1 time it wasn't pretend (or at least karl didn't want it to be)

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    03 Sep 2022

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    Techno's parents want him to marry and force him into a corner he's not sure how to get out of. Dream suggests they get married as a joke, but it's a solid idea and they can fake a relationship long enough for Techno's parents to leave him alone...right? Right. Well. It's not that they struggle to keep up the lie, but the exact opposite: It works too well. Now they're actually getting married and with the entire school finding out, finals and prom just around the corner, and a couple kids who need a home, they'll find themselves with a particularly chaotic senior year. Dream and Techno have never laughed harder. Sure there are some ups and downs but at the end of the day, the looks on everyone's face is priceless. Plus, Techno notes, watching Sapnap try to figure out why Techno is fine with his husband dating Sapnap is funny as hell.

    Note: Techno and Dream's relationship is completely platonic here and I refuse to use real names, this is personas only.

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    01 Sep 2022