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    90 Year Fiancé followed supernatural couples in long-term relationships who avoided that final commitment stage, often to the detriment of at least one partner or their surrounding families. After 15 years of Nandor and Guillermo bringing the vibe down in the house, it's time for an intervention.

    Guillermo isn't getting any younger (but Nandor could fix that). Nandor wants it all, just without making any permanent, life-ending decisions, okay? Somehow, through the magic of reality television, they make it work.

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    It's easy to forget that humans are warm when you're undead.

    But Guillermo could make him warm.

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    The wedding is over, and Nandor does what any newlywed would do right after their wedding reception: makes sure the best man makes it to his bedroom safely.

    Missing Scene from s04e06: The Wedding.

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    "You know, sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I was still at Panera Bread. ... But you know what they say," he smiles. "The heart wants what the heart wants."

    Laszlo has constructed the world's most elaborate inverse baby-trapping. Guillermo gets to grow his hit list and deal with the feelings he's been pretending he doesn't have about kissing his long-term master. Nadja has an empire to rule and a fleet of boys complicating that. And Nandor is stuck being Nandor.

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    Guillermo can't remember the last thirteen years of his life. It has something to do with being found beaten half to death on the side of the road three months ago. Although he’s safe now, living with relatives far from New York, the trauma lingers—physically and mentally—and he’s having trouble putting his pieces back together.

    Everyone says he just needs to give it time, but he may not have much of that left. The past is catching up, and it’s not going to wait for him to remember it.

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    A reclusive enby vamp is wooed by a dorky werewolf much to the chagrin of their vamp elder. Lots of gardening & star gazing & handholding.

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    Derek wishes for a friend. Guillermo has objections. Gen, crack. Spoilers for season 4, episode 6.

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    "I'm gonna be right here, by your side." Guillermo says, and everything seems to fall silent.

    Minutes before his wedding, Nandor realises he has fallen in love. But not with the bride. It could never be that simple.

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    Laszlo as Jackie Daytona, he’s out on the town and runs into Sean at a bar. Jackie part owner of the bar serves Sean a drink, and Sean has no idea who this handsome man from Tucson Arizona is or why he knows him by name but he’s kinda falling in love just a bit maybe just a crush, have fun reading lol

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    Much to Viago’s heartbreak, Katherine refuses his offer to turn her into a vampire and spend eternity with him. After being grief stricken for months, the vampires recruit Anton to help Viago process his grief (or as Vladislav calls it: be an emotional support dog). As a result, the two grow closer. Suddenly, news arrives. The supreme international vampiric council is arranging Viago to marry a woman he has never met nor loved to strengthen political alliances.
    The vampiric council only kept this political marriage on hold because of Katherine. Anton volunteers to play Viago’s fake boyfriend to get the council to back off. After all, that’s what friends are for right? Haha… It’s not like they’ll ACTUALLY fall in love, right? :)

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    Warning: This fic references some spoilers/leaks for season 4 of What We Do in the Shadows.

     

    Additional Warning: This fic contains dubious, and non-con elements. Please read the tags before reading this fic.

     
    Nandor finally has Guillermo right where he wants him, or does he?

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    Day one in The Cage he imagined biting Guillermo. Not even in a vampire way, just to be a bitch. Once he realized he obviously couldn’t do that, and when he felt the loss of his humanity for the second time in his life, he decided fine, there are other ways to piss of a familiar.

    Nandor reached a blunted claw into his mouth, up to his fang, and back as far as he could push until out popped his inhumanity, and in pushed a familiar feeling of “hey, that was nice.”

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    Nandor uses his actual last wish wisely.

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    Their knuckles brush as Guillermo begins to shift as he wakes up. Nandor has to repress the strong urge to twist their fingers together.

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    Nandor wishes to become human in an attempt to regain control over his life, but can he readjust to humanity after 700 years of vampirism?

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    It's 1986 and Guillermo, a blood thirsty vampire, stalks his human prey after a hot and sweaty aerobics class. Poor Nandor has no idea what kind of monsters lurk in the shadows.

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    Nandor was certainly prone to meddling with the Djinn's pool of wishes, being frankly frivolous with his choices. But when he wished for his future wife to share his interests, he thought he was being rather sensible. The best partnerships have similarities.

    But when Marwa started to mirror Guillermo's interests, the ex-familiar began to suspect that something had gone very wrong.

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    Nandor and Guillermo watch The Wedding Planner together on a rainy Sunday in 2010.

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    Guillermo can make an educated guess about how Nandor spent his last wishes, and he's pissed about it. Luckily for Nandor, there's still wishes to be had. (Because the Djinn refuses to leave a job unfinished, and these idiots are so close to getting it right...)

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    After the wedding is over Nandor can't help but feel he's made a mistake. Guillermo is there to help him figure things out. aka. Nandy gets some sense talked into him.

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