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everything (i want your midnights) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF, Only Connect RPF
19 Mar 2024
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“I love you,” she says, then, voice deep and breathy. Victoria smiles softly, and David can see everything. The messy clumps of mascara coating her eyelashes, the slight red of her eyes, the flush of her gorgeous cheeks.
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- English
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- 459
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 4
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we tried, and we failed (we tried, we failed. we tried, we failed) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF, Only Connect RPF
25 Feb 2024
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“David!” She snaps. She never snaps. “I need some time.”
“Okay..” He can do that. He can do more time. He can wait. Again. He’s waited for three years, what’s a little bit more?
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- English
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- 458
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 46
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my baby here on earth (showed me what my heart was worth) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF
20 Feb 2024
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“Come here, baby.” Claudia interrupts her before Victoria has the opportunity to say another word. She sees her hesitate for a moment, piercing eyes darting around with a hint of confusion.
“On my lap,” Claudia takes the step to clarify. “If we need to talk, then we can talk.”
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the stars in your eyes (shined brighter in tupelo) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Only Connect RPF
04 Feb 2024
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“Do me a favour, puffin,” Claudia coos suddenly, her voice shifting to a more dangerous timbre. “And get on your knees.”
Victoria blinks. Something in Claudia’s tone is off, almost predatory, and a thrill of anticipation and excitement runs through Victoria’s body. She slowly stands up properly. And she finds it so easy to give in, and to fall to her knees on the carpet. Never mind her previous intentions, this is all that matters. Kneeling for her mistress.
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- 5,826
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 258
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Beautiful by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Only Connect RPF
27 Jan 2024
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Few things feel quite as joyful to Victoria as when, at the end of an evening, shaking and exhausted, Claudia would wrap her up in one of Claudia’s favourite wool sweaters. The wool is always comforting and familiar against her flushed skin, and she marvels at how baggy it is, swamping around her wrists and stomach. The sleeves hang far past her hands. She does not question why Claudia requires all her jumpers to be able to fit three people inside, but she appreciates how much they cover her.
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you stand with your hand on my waistline (it’s a scene and we’re out here in plain sight) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF, Only Connect RPF
24 Jan 2024
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David looks up too, if only to see what she sees. In an attempt to understand her, he tries to see as she does. To think as she does, to feel as she does. Every time he believes her to be completely figured out by him, he finds, or she reveals, a new knot, a new loop in the wondrous maze of her brain. He supposes some people would find that strange, or even calculatingly machiavellian of her, that she would hide things from him, from people. As if she owes the tabloids and papers her secrets and body laid bare for reporters to poke and pull at.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,465
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 16
- Hits:
- 64
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the frustration (it renders me hateful) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Only Connect RPF
20 Jan 2024
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The first time, she doesn’t like it.
The second time is the same as the first.
The third time is the same as the second.
The fourth time is the same as the third.
The fifth time, something changes.
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we can make it shine (we can take forever just a minute at a time) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF
20 Jan 2024
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A shiver runs down Claudia’s spine, hearing Victoria’s voice like that. All quiet and weak and the feeling threatens to overwhelm her. “Yes, puffin?”
“Don’t stop.”
Claudia grins, and tantalisingly runs her nail gently down Victoria’s parting, from her forehead to in between her shoulder blades. “Oh, you’re adorable. Do you like that, puffin?” She asks teasingly.
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lesbian britcom head scratches and hair pulling, what more could you ask for?
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i love my queen (do you know who i mean?) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF
16 Jan 2024
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Claudia makes it a point to not resort to full-out violence too often. She stays calm during her scenes with Victoria. She would say she is more easy going than most other doms she’s met. She prefers the motto of ‘I’m not angry, just disappointed.’ She also finds Victoria prefers it too. To see her eyes gazing up at her, all blue and big and beautiful, filled with tears at the prospect of being a disappointment. It draws her in, craving Claudia’s approval. It floods Claudia with a feeling of self satisfaction.
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this is the golden age (of something good and right and real) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF, Only Connect RPF
13 Jan 2024
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“Would you like to… stay the night? With me? At… mine?”
“Oh. Tonight?”
“Yes, tonight,” he confirms. “Are you busy?”
“Oh, no, no!” She laughs again, and David imagines her tossing back her golden curtain of hair, tresses curling around her shoulders and collarbone. “Just caught me by surprise. We usually plan these things.”
These things, she says so casually. As if they are casual, are normal. Are so ordinary she’s accepted them as part of her wonderful, eccentric, beautiful life.
“I know,” he says. “I was just thinking, that’s all.”
Silence, again.
“I’ll be over in ten,” Victoria replies huskily.
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the wisp sings by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF, Only Connect RPF
15 Dec 2023
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He was glad she was happy, as he observed the way her eyes crinkled up as she smiled, greeting some comedian or actor or other. The hollow of her neck was dark, and her collarbones shone. She sparkled as she always did, all pretty and glossy and shy and bright and scared.
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Pasta Sauce & Chaos by orphan_account for exquisacreamcheese, devilspenguin
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF
23 Nov 2022
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While studying at Oxford, Victoria finds a kitten lost outside the library. After taking him to the vet and sending out flyers with no response, she falls in love with him and adopts him. Nine years later, living together in a little flat in Central London, Victoria's a writer and David is (shockingly) still a cat! - a lot fluffier, but still a cat.
After chasing him around her flat, he comes into a bit of bother with the sink... and some pasta sauce...
Victoria questions if she's ready for the next few weeks... -
falling in love is never easy by taormina
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
19 Jun 2022
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"Greg wanted to tell Alex that the kiss had been much more than a drunken experiment and that he'd genuinely wanted it, kind of, definitely, but how could he, if he didn’t even remember it happening? He wasn’t ready for any of this. He didn't even know what this was, and if he liked Alex in the same way Alex liked him. He just wanted Alex to come back to the show."
In this story, which takes place during the recording of series 14, Alex feels hurt because Greg can't remember the kiss they shared at a birthday party. Alex's mood plummets so dramatically that he ends up stepping down from the show indefinitely. Will Greg ever persuade his friend to come back? Will the show survive? And will Greg finally admit that he wants to kiss Alex as more than just an experiment?
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run in my veins, you electrify me by atlantisairlock for lunatic, hacf
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
22 Mar 2022
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Victoria invites Morgana over for poker night, but not to play poker.
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Купидон был самодовольным ублюдком by pilfer_rinse, WTF GBActors 2022 (WTF_GBActors)
Fandoms: British Comedian RPF, British Actor RPF
29 Jan 2022
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Написано по заявке «Чарли в роли все более нетактичного сводника для Дэвида». Содержит чрезмерное использование слова «сиськи». От переводчика: мы русские, с нами мат.
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The Mistress's Madame by curlysupergirl
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
14 Jan 2022
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A little snip-snip from the series 12 outtakes
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- Part 6 of A Compilation of Miscommunication
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Lee is just trying to do an honest day's work. I mean, mostly. The point is, he never asked for this.
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- Part 16 of two flints
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Warm Welcomes (or ... How Alex Earned his Stripes) by DefiledCinephile
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
09 Dec 2021
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Alex is in for quite a surprise when he's dropped off at home.
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- Part 17 of A Dynamic Dynamic
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Greg and Alex may have their hands full with her during the Series 12 studio shoots, but Victoria turns out to be both 'head and heels' above the rest.
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- Part 11 of A Dynamic Dynamic
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Victoria Coren on Tour. Co-Created with AI Dungeon by adHocOcelot
Fandoms: British TV Celebrities RPF, Real Person Fiction
13 Sep 2020
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Victoria Coren is on an international tour of conferences, giving her a chance to get up to various sexual adventures in some of the world's greatest cities.
An erotic story, co-created with the help of AI Dungeon.