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    No witcher ever called the 'law of surprise' in these modern days, it was deemed too inhuman all those centuries ago, by these few who were still alive.

    Centuries passed and the world of men grew.

    While the 'elder' races sought to hide in the fringes of society or within one of the few wild sanctuaries left to them. Some witchers had taken to becoming protectors of these sacred lands, seeing it as a form of retirement.

    However, some eternal powers will disregard all the rules and still find a way to meddle in some poor unsuspecting individual's life.

    The Wolf Clan are about to be blessed, regardless of their feelings or past demands from fate.

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    What if, after the Mountain, Vesemir just happened to hear Jaskier's debut of his new hit song in Herch?

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    Juliana Alfreda Pankratz, Viscountess of Lettenhove, only daughter of Earl Beaumont Dustin Pankratz and Countess Clemence Aura Pankratz is set to be married to Prince Radovid V when she returns from Oxenfurt University. They, of course, didn’t say she had to come straight back so, you know, she doesn’t.

    This leads her to meet Geralt and you know the rest. They adventure together, get into fights on mountains, and make up in forests.

    Then Nilfgaard invades Cintria because Emhyr var Emreis wants to marry his pre-teen daughter and Geralt raises an army of witchers to take over the north. Because of course that would be a reasonable response, so now she has to help them navigate the new world they've thrown themselves into.

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    Jaskier doesn’t expect to survive the siren attack. So when he’s saved by none other than Geralt’s foster father, it’s a bit of a surprise. Especially when Vesemir reveals that Geralt might not hate Jaskier as much as he thought.

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    The Duke of Kaer Morhen catches the famous bandit Aiden Swifthand in his son's bed. He is not amused.

    (Aiden and Lambert are giving Vesemir grey hairs and he is not amused by their antics).

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    Geralt and Jaskier travel to Kaer Morhen for the winter. But things are never that easy, and after an encounter with a mage they are suddenly faced with a new problem.

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    A long drawn-out shriek echoed through Kaer Morhen. A deeper voice called something, but both persons were still too far away to make out words.
    Eskel sat with Vesemir by the fireplace in the Great Hall, enjoying an hour of quiet that was now apparently over.

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    Six months after an encounter with an incubus and Jaskier finally admits that something is amiss. But it's fine.

    Everything's fine.

    He has a plan.

    He just has to spend the winter with the five most loin-stirringly beautiful men in the world.

    No problem.

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    Having spent most of the night up with Jaskier, who’s struggling with a head-cold now that winter is well and truly upon them, Geralt has less patience than he usually does. He pokes at his eggs a little more violently than he should, and bristles when the rooster crows loudly from the yard. Eskel has always been the patient one, and Geralt was sent downstairs after smacking Jaskier a little too hard for pulling his hair, leaving Eskel upstairs to rub salve on the pup’s bottom.

    When Lambert knocks over Geralt’s coffee for the second time, he loses it.

     

    'Just sit the fuck down!'

     

    A snippet from the life of Little Lambert

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    ‘Our little pup went down for the first time today.’ Eskel says fondly, adding a good spoonful of honey to the pot and giving it a stir. Jaskier stops pulling away from Geralt to look at Eskel, confused.

    Down?

    He doesn’t know what that means.

    Geralt’s hand drops from Jaskier’s cheek and he turns to look at Eskel. ‘Oh yeah?’

    ‘Yeah. You should have seen him, Wolf. He was perfect, playing with his toys.’

    Oh, right. That.

     

     

    Jaskier adjusts to his life as a kidnap victim.

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    What do you do when life gives you lemons? MAKE MUSIC AND REALIZE YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!

    -Jaskier after the mountain at some point

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    cygnet. / (ˈsɪɡnɪt) / noun. a young swan... Swan's we're protective of their own and if something happened to their young? May the gods have mercy on them all...

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    “Before they leave, I’ve asked the witch to help me prepare a new serum to create witchers. Hopefully this new version will have a better tolerance on…elder minds. We haven’t had a new witcher in almost a hundred years. Now is the chance to make more, we just need some volunteers.”

    Oh. Oh, it seems like he did have a purpose afterall for this man. He needs someone to test this new potion on. Someone human. Someone unimportant enough that if it doesn’t work, no harm done.

    OR:: Vesemir want to make another witcher potion and needs a volunteer to test it, who else but the bard who thinks he has nothing else to offer such amazing creatures!?

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    Vesemir has been subjected to listening while Geralt rants, once again, about his pretty bard who he is definitely NOT in love with. The older witcher usually tunes it out, but a name brings back memories of a dear friend he hasn't seen in many years, and he can't help but wonder...

    How many men go around calling themselves buttercups anyway? Surely, there have to be a few...

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    Vesemir is so very done.

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    "Vesemir loved his boys, of course he did, but raising them? That was a different story, life living with four boys under ten was certainly a challenge.
    “Papa!” Geralt was already shaking him awake, climbing into Vesemir’s bed. “Papa, c’mon, up!” It was too early on a Saturday for this. Vesemir craned his head to check the time, six am, how nice."

    A collection of one-shots throughout the years of Vesemir raising his boys.

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    Early one winter's morning, three people convened.
    A man, woman, and a witcher, debating the future of a sick child who coughed and spluttered in the woman's arms.

    What follows in the years ahead, will make you laugh, cry, and question both the characters and the author's sanity.

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    “Finally.” Vesemir glowers as he turns. The oldest wolf narrows his eyes and shakes his head, looking disappointed. “I was just about to send a rescue party after you.”

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    After finding an ignored and discarded invitation to the prestigious Redanian Gala, Jaskier takes it upon himself to attend on Geralt's behalf - but he needs a date. He can go, just so long as he behaves himself - especially in the company of someone like Vesemir Morhen.

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    Modern!AU & Mob!AU

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    For the past couple of weeks, your scent has changed. Eskel knows that it did, he’s just not sure how.

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