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    Crookshanks has been in the Magical Menagerie for many years now. Held there due to the fact that she cannot bond with anyone as a familiar. She was supposedly part kneezle, which wasn't that big of a problem, but it was the fact that it seemed like her bond with her master never faded, even after their death.

    The problem is, no one knows who her master is. All they know is they found her in Godric's Hollow the same night the Potters were killed. And in all the confusion, a mediwitch scooped her up and took her to her brother, who worked in the Department for the Control of Magical Creatures to be identified. But even he couldn't break through the familiar bond. So he in turn sent her to his girlfriend, who works at the magical pet shop to find her a new home. And that is where Crookshanks has been ever since, until the day she was adopted by a particular bushy haired witch...

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    The perfectly normal world of Dursley comes crashing down. Dudley Dursley is a wizard who is heading to Hogwarts, regardless of whether his parents are happy about it. Dudley has been sent to school with second-hand clothes and supplies because his parents refuse to spend any more than necessary. Where Dudley is a nobody, while Harry is the heir to an ancient and noble house and the ‘boy who lived.’

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    What happens when a fan of Harry Potter wakes up as an infant version of their online persona on the doorstep of the Lovegood home in the year 1981? Can they prevent the tragedy of Pandora Lovegood's death? Can they change how things go for the Boy Who Lived? And what differences will they find as the years go by and their actions begin to create greater ripples?

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    ❝shes truely a mystery, her motives are unknown❞
    ━ tom riddle x reader
    Started : aug 9, 2022
    Ended : -

     

    ༶•┈┈[ ]┈♛ ♛┈[ ]┈┈•༶

    In which the twin of Harry Potter, y/n potter, stumbles upon a diary and fairly quickly becomes friends with it, later on helping it collect its soul pieces back together.

    ༶•┈┈[ ]┈♛ ♛┈[ ]┈┈•༶

    Cross-posted on wattpad (@unkn0wn3nt1ty)

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    Harry se libère d'un sort contrôlant son corps depuis cinq ans.
    Le directeur aurait dû le tuer, vouloir le contrôler serait sa chute.

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    okay yeah I got inspired by reading some Harry Potter stories, and Dragonposiedon's Harry Potter and Encanto crossover which is a reading the books fic.

    This will not be a reading the books fic. (well unless someone else wants to make it one). Instead we have a bunch of interesting things going on and you get to follow along.

    Read the tags and enjoy.

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    Cendrillon version Harry Potter, où Tom Jédusor jeune est le prince charmant et Harry est Cendrillon.

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    It's just an ordinary day at 4 Pivet Drive when the Dursley's recieve a knock on the door. A familiar face comes to stay. A face Harry has deep feelings for but It also seems like another person has feelings for them.

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    James Potter nunca pensó que llegaría a convertirse en padre, pero haría lo necesario para que sus hijos fueron protegidos por todo aquel que quisiera hacerles daño, y una lucha entre las facciones mágicas era una amenaza y no dejaría que una guerra se interpusiera entre su familia. Cueste lo que cueste.

    “𝘌𝘭 𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘰 𝘱𝘶𝘦𝘥𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘴, 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘪 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘰, 𝘮𝘪 𝘰𝘵𝘳𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘥. 𝘚𝘪 𝘯𝘰𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘴 𝘦𝘭 𝘶𝘯𝘰 𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘵𝘳𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘰𝘴 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘦𝘯, 𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘴 𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘴, 𝘯𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘢, 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘯𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘢 𝘵𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘥𝘰. 𝘌𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘵𝘪 𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘢 𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘭 𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘰 𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘪, 𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳”

    Tanto Harry como Alex sabían que eran diferentes, la cantidad de cosas extrañas que pasaban a su alrededor eran totalmente peculiares para ambos hermanos.

    Sí, totalmente peculiares.

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    Time travelling Harry and Draco after battle of Hogwarts.

    Draco and Harry time travel back to a little bit before their first year. It’s in Harry’s POV. Based more on the books instead of the movies.

    (Ongoing.)

    English is not my first language. Feel free to correct me on some things.

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    Petunia Dursley was a prim and proper woman. She was the perfect housewife and mother to her son Dudley. She also served as the caregiver for her nephew, offering the basics to keep him alive.

    Behind closed curtains Petunia was miserable. She was stuck in a loveless marriage with an abusive husband, who spoiled their son rotten. So when she is granted the opportunity to meet a shadow from the past, she is about to risk her whole facade come tumbling down, just for a moment of passion.

    But that passion comes with great consequences...

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    Peter Parker has experienced a lot. Taking on criminals, being snapped away for five years, betrayal, his identity leaked, multiverse villains, and losing everything in one night. Finding out he has a magical cousin from Britain wasn't a huge shock. Learning how much his cousin, Harry Potter, has lost himself and was mistreated by his relatives was just the beginning. Learning about a dark wizard trying to kill Harry as well, Peter not only needs to help Harry, but realize his own mistakes and let people back in. Harry will learn what it means to have a real family. A Peter Parker is related to Harry Potter and takes care of him fic. Takes place over a year since No Way Home and the summer after Chamber of Secrets. In this universe, Peter's mom is the older sister of Lily and Petunia. First Fic so I apologize for the first few chapters not being so good.

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    So what if the relationships we know, were different? We can choose who are our family is. But what if the family chosen, was forced to keep it hidden because Dumbledore is a selfish, egotistical man who refuses to see the error of his ways. Bonds were mended, created and forged to build the unexpected. How will these new truths affect Harry's future?

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    Harry finally breaks after years of abuse at the hands of his loving relatives. It’s bloody and satisfying and Harry enjoys every minute of it. A chance encounter with someone who had the exact same intentions as him leads to Harry finally getting to live somewhere where he isn’t hurt just for existing for the first time in his short life

     

    ...and the fact that he gets to kill people like his uncle is just a bonus.

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    Days after Voldemort has fallen, Harry goes back to see the Dursleys by request of the Minister. Theo, of course, insists on tagging along.

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    Alastair (the sorting hat) has decided, in the golden trio's 4th year, to resort Harry Potter. He thinks it's time for Harry to be himself and learn the truth, as well as open up about his horrifying, abusive past. He sorts Harry...into SLYTHERIN. Harry learns of his 'friends' betrayals, the many lies that he has been told, and...his true identity? He learned where his loyalties should lie, who his true family is, and who his true fronds are. But will he ever tell them about the abuse he has suffered? Will he ever open up? What happens when he falls in love with a man who hates his guts?

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    Harry wants a real parent. Harry wants to be loved. Dudley unintentionally grants Harry's wishes with the new dog he picks up from the park.

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    After escaping the graveyard and going back to the Dursleys Hari potter starts to view the world's differently. And with a plan and maybe a little less sanity than normal she decides to change things.

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    Vernon Dursley solves a clerical error the only way he knows how.

    Rated G for GET ME THE MAN IN CHARGE

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    Harry Potter is an abused 10-year-old whose adopted parents hate his guts. They hate every freaky thing he has ever done; but most of all they hate the name 'Draco Lucius Malfoy.' That is permanently on Harry's left wrist. One day a half giant shows up and tells Harry the truth and gives him help by taking him to St. Mungo's where he meets Bellatrix and Kieran Reid who quickly make sure that no harm can ever come to the boy again.

    Meanwhile Dumbledore will stop at nothing to destroy the Wizarding World's happiness and get rid of the soulmate marks.

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    6/?
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