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    Microfics/drabbles usually inspired by a photo prompt.

    Join me on tumblr, where the action is: pseudonympls.tumblr.com

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2418
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    When Bill and Richie first came out many, understandably, thought it was a joke. Two long-time comedy buddies, suddenly lovers? In fact, Richie suspected some continued to write it off as a gag up until their wedding day. But old news now, when they stepped out together, no one blinked twice.

    Taking their seats, Bill and Richie shared an armrest and waited for the show to begin. Soon ‘Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special’ flashed on screen, followed by a short clip from Richie’s 'Taking Out the Trash' stand-up. Bill squeezed his hand and smiled at Richie, whose expression flattened as he swallowed past the lump in his throat.

    “And the Emmy goes to..."

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    Longtime couple Bill Hader and Richie Tozier attend the Emmys, both winning before they go home to make love and reflect on the history of their relationship.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    55
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    Alaska has been having some pent-up feelings for Texas, though ends up taking them out on him in a rather unhealthy way. After a house meeting, and some dealings with a truck, California, and an opportunity, Alaska’s impulsiveness leads him into some behaviors he can’t come back from. Dark Alaska X Texas. Request Fic. Rape; Non/Con; ADULT; Triggers; Language; MxM; Not for the faint of heart; Here there be dark things; OOC; You have been warned. Not Safe for anyone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,400
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    788
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    The throes of a new war grip Emily’s tiny town by the coast. Heart shattering loss at the hands of international tyranny. What hope is there in this dark, dreary world we call home? Steadfast with the war effort, Emily tends to what she can, neglecting her own heart.
    Thrown in between love and hate, who will win?
    Can a heart truly heal, make space for another, where there was once only sorrow and longing?
    Can love bloom from the darkest of times, the bloodiest of battles?
    Or will hate, shame and despair claim the hardiest of hearts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,507
    Chapters:
    7/9
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    452
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    "So," he leans against the doorframe, tugs at the band of the sweatpants hanging low on his hips. "You must be my new girlfriend."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,022
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    227
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    I saw that RPF’s are a thing, apparently. And I was so weirded out I had to make one, so naturally it’s off a John Mulaney skit. Please enjoy :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    354
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    13
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    When Nell asked Bill what he wanted for his birthday, he responded with that slow, sexy smirk. Starting as a twist on his wide mouth and ending as a twinkle in his blue eyes and never failing to make Nell tingle. “It’s a surprise.”

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    To celebrate turning 44, Bill asks his partner Nell, who is non-binary transfeminine, if they would like to engage in temperature play while being tied up and Nell is glad to make his wishes come true.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,158
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    99
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    Collection of short fics originally posted on Twitter and/or Tumblr, sometimes accompanied by images that inspired the fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,952
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    3461
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    You're suffering from a severe case of writer's block.

    And if Bo can't talk you out of this looming state of existential dread, he'd sure as fuck make you feel good during it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,361
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    820
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    Hosting my microfics based on @micBofics prompts here.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,977
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2147
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    Bo and his girlfriends’ text messages while he’s away on tour.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,833
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    5113
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,663
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    80
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    AUT is Pretty Cool!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    285
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    71
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    “I love you. I know you say it’s too soon and- it is, it is but I also know you feel the same way baby,” he smiles widely. “I’ve never felt this way with anyone and I just can’t-“ he trailed off a bit with a frown before looking up at you seriously.

    “I can’t let you go.”

    Your body froze as you stared at him, your heart starting at a rapid pace in your chest. Almost robotically, you tried to make a move from the bed but his hands around yours only pulled you back in front of him.

    “Please,” he sighs, holding your arms steady. “I can make you so happy, the way you do for me, sweetheart you make me so happy.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,367
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1959
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    Another episode of Taste Buds, but the difference is that Joe DeRosa isn't here due to his commitment to his new opened bar called Joey Rose's. So ol' BQ Quinn decides to fill for DeRosa, and at the end, Sal and Q are gonna do the sound off, "I still love you, buddy" and "Love you too" if y'know what I mean, wink wink.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,292
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    104
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    很久以后每当Schwartz反问自己如果当初放任自流结果会不会更好的时候,他都会否定这个想法。从对方足够虚假的告白开始,环绕彼此的双星系统就已经被构建,那是谁也逃不开的一片漩涡。

    一个警察和一个被弃之人的故事

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    4,397
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    13
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    “Do you want to break up?” You asked him, shoving him and even with his substantially larger frame he barely caught himself with all the traps of equipment on the floor.

    “Hmm?” You shoved him again but he caught your arms this time. “Stop” he said quietly but you didn't even hear him.
    You fisted your hands and flared your nostrils. “Fucking tell me so I can pack my shit if that's what you w-”

    “No, you miserable, enraging, bitch!” He yelled down at you, voice strained from all the yelling he'd been doing.

    Not being with you was the last thing he wanted.

    “I don't!” He roared.

    “I fucking don't!” He told you sternly, pressing his lips into a thin line. Desperation and anger as evident on his features as it probably was on yours.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,846
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    919
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    There’s no escape, and you wonder: do rabbits feel this serene before meeting the jaws of the wolf? Or is this bliss uniquely your own?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,806
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    620
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    “Or - instead of creeping around your own house - you could just tell them you don’t want to hang out,” Bob slams the door shut, frowns at Conan across the roof of the Valiant. Conan is fumbling with his keys, head bowed. “Like, there's always just saying no to people.”

    each chapter will be short little snippets set during the SNL years that don't have their own home. uh.. self indulgent to the max tbh

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,508
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    49
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    Dad’s best friend Bo. Need I say more?

     

    Huge thanks to Tony_Caito for being my guide through the difficult parts of this fic!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    747

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