8 Works in Two Monks Inventing Things (The Toast)

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    Monk #1: I’ve been wondering what makes a fruit a fruit

    Monk #2: oh

    That’s easy

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    A podfic set to video of "Two Monks Invent Mr. Darcy" by Bow.

    "Two Monks learn about Mr. Darcy by studying a variety of artistic interpretations."

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    MONK #1: so I’ve been thinking about penises
    MONK #2: uh huh
    MONK #1: where do they come from?

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    "Right," said Mr. Dunworthy. "So the kitten chased a butterfly down the hallway. I still don't understand how this could have thrown into chaos the entire timeline."
    "Well," Badri said, "I had just stepped away from the console..."

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    Two medieval monks invent fandom.

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    Two medieval monks invent fandom and the twenty-first century.

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    Two Monks learn about Mr. Darcy by studying a variety of artistic interpretations.

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    The first monk ventured, "A fox and a lion, could they hug?"

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