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    Boba x fem!reader and Boba x Din, smut/fluff, dominant Boba

    POV Din, then changes to reader later

    Can Boba handle it?

    Translations (Mando’a)
    Ori’vod - big brother, special friend
    Vod - brother
    Cyar’ika - sweetheart
    Cyare - beloved

    Transkations (Other)
    Dank ferrick - swear, exclamation

    TW: (consensual) rough sex at times

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    3/3
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    Sachie is a budding cleric who was recently ousted from her village, and is searching for an artefact that will grant her one wish…

    Birger is a disgraced knight sentenced for execution but now requires powerful magic to break the seal that binds a suit of sentient armor…

    And Avery is an aimless (but fashionable!) mage who knows too many spells…

    Drawn to each other out of selfish necessity, the three begin to open up and care for one another whilst coming to terms with their troubled pasts…

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    "Aang and his friends wake up in the strange new world of Huoli. They are without their bending, without a way home and surrounded by strange creatures known as Pokémon. With the help of their new found friend Yuu, they all set out on an adventure around this mysterious region looking for clues to help them return home, regain their bending again, and find out why they had been brought to this place to begin with."

     

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    58/?
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    124
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    72
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    13
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    The Internet has changed things forever and Face finds that he needs insurance on more than one front.

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    An official unofficial continuation of my earlier Resident Evil series, Claire Redfield, now an agent of the U.S. government, ventures to a remote village in Europe on a mission to locate and rescue the president's daughter. Of course, things get a little messy...

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    There could not be a more terrible fate - and a more terrible match up - than this.

    (Or: A freak accident with the Empire's latest mana reactor lands Alexandra and Laplace right in the middle of Dreadscar Rift and taken as prisoners for not only putting a hole in the self-defense shield the warlocks scrapped together but a nice, fat target on their backs for all the Burning Legion to see.

    Laplace would prefer to be anywhere else than here, and with anyone else for that matter. But maybe she can ease the boredom, if only a little.)

    [Legion era; 998 Y.C., immediately post-Crossroad Ep. 1: The Habakiri Incident]

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    The trio are out on the pull

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    The arrival of five Welsh speaking RAF men has a strange impact on Newkirk.

    Written for the 2022 Hogan's Heroes Short Story Speed Writing Challenge (SSSWC*), which used prompts that were either malaphors or idioms. Contest prompts that I used are marked in bold.

    *https://www.fanfiction.net/topic/20365/185326026/1/The-2022-Short-Story-Speed-Writing-Challenge-Done-for-this-year

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    How might things have changed if United States Secret Service Agent Caitlin Todd had taken her job more seriously instead of ignoring regulations and if Director Tom Morrow had delivered an attitude adjustment Jethro Gibbs wouldn't soon forget when Gibbs deliberately endangered his partner, Anthony DiNozzo.

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    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
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    Why couldn't Hades be happy when his friend announced that she would become the next Azem? Why did Azem create such an invocation and how did she abuse it? Which of the three has bunny slippers and what color are they? What is the proper way to ask your archnemesis to take you from behind?

    The answers to these questions and much more (i.e., smut) will you find in this short story exploring the love of our ancient friends (who received the most votes when I asked my readers what they wanted for Pride).

    AU towards the end because we can all use a happy ending sometimes, yes?

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    Comments:
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    25
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    College hotshot and born noble Marquess Leopold "Leo" Tewksbury is the envy of his peers. Famous. Destined to be a Lord. Handsome beyond reason. Charming to most. Well-liked. Sometimes thought to be shallow, the obscenely wealthy and socially successful Viscount is at the top of his school's pecking scale.

     

    Enola Holmes on the flip side is beautiful but mouthy. Brilliant but quite abrasive to most of her fellow college goers, meaning that she doesn't really attract many boys. She has one, Shakespeare-obssessed friend.

     

    Soon Enola crosses paths with the campus 'IT' boy. And as annoying as he may be, he proves to be...well, she's not quite sure yet. But she's shuddering at the fact that she isn't completely against it either.

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    Bookmarks:
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    It's Lalo's birthday, and Tuco gives him the best present he could ever receive- a fucking flamethrower. They set out for a fun night of arson and revenge, but things get complicated by a survivor who sees something scandalous. They're forced to address their darkest secret, as there's a chance of it coming to light.

    (Kinda prequel to 'First Day Out')
    --
    For once, Tuco was the one to break the silence, "... Do you think he saw…?"

    Letting out a slow exhale, Lalo didn't want to admit he was thinking about that exact issue. He didn't have the gross feeling of shame- heavy and squirming in his chest like worms- but that didn't mean he was indifferent. Lalo certainly didn't want the consequences of a witness. 

    "I know he did." Lalo confessed, "He looked right at us." 

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    Nikolai doesn’t appreciate what MC’s doing….

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    1/1
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    Changbin's name is scribbled in an expressive and somewhat uneven handwriting under the spot for apartment no. 9 on the wall of residents, where everyone is encouraged to write a small introduction and leave a photo of themselves.

    His introduction is just his name, and Jisung suddenly feels a little bit insecure about the silly Instax selfie he’d taped up on his spot along with the bi flag sticker off of his old phonecase and a subtle 420 friendly :D message in a smaller font underneath his name.

    A man’s gotta shoot his shot, though, right?

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    Also available at https://www.deviantart.com/chronos-x/art/BEASTARS-Operation-Vore-Pt-1-For-TommySamash-916498240

    Inspired by https://www.deviantart.com/tommysamash/art/Big-Discounts-Big-Appetite-Big-Belly-916262017

    Sequel: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39660846

    Dragon Ball Super: Twilight of Gods - https://archiveofourown.org/series/1466320

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    Wilson's first night had gone terribly, but you were maybe a week or two into this.

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    Spring is in the air, but all is not just fun and games. Survival while procreating is a very real dangerous task in Nature. This fic tries to explore this using a young, stupid, testosterone riddled young lad. Pun intended.

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    King Gaius needs gil for his Ultima Weapon, so he decides that his younger son, Hythlodaeus, must needs marry. But the king is, according to himself, not an unreasonable man, so Hythlodaeus gets to choose whoever he wants. As long as the chosen one is rich and dumb, of course. A ball is held, and, even though Hythlodaeus usually enjoys holding balls, death by boredom appears a genuine possibility. Until he spots an uninvited guest, that is. Are his moves smooth enough to get him into the good graces of a woman who is definitely not a lady? How would you go about finding a masked woman whose underwear you saw but face you did not?

    An AU story loosely inspired by Cinderella and written for The Bookclub Top Trope Challenge of April 2022.

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    Xena and Gabrielle’s peaceful night in a tavern is interrupted by some interesting noise, which sparks an even more interesting conversation.

    A tongue-firmly-in-cheek ‘first kiss’ story, set somewhere in Season 2.

    (I’ve got a much longer story in draft about how they really crossed that line, but this idea popped into my head and I couldn’t let it go!)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    112
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    Luna Lovegood is a determined witch and she wants Harry Potter's damn help in lifting her family's curse. What is it going to take for the Ravenclaw beauty to convince the war hero and medical prodigy to help her?

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
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