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    Its simply just some fluff I made after looking at art by @/noahdeaart on twt and Insta cause his art is just so sakath and I'm taking a break from social media so I can't see it :// But anyhow, its just a kutti thing I wrote, and my spelling for sure sucks, so in that sense, viewer discretion is advised.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    5
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    77
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    Jacobi reinvents himself to get away from what happened with Goddard. He leaves everything behind and forces himself to try and be a (good) person, even if he doesn‘t really know how that works. One day, however, he gets a call from a number he really should have deleted, reminding him that running away has never actually gotten rid of a problem. It just delays the inevitable.
    Someone that should be dead, has been dead, comes back and forces Jacobi to confront all those disgusting little feelings he‘s been actively ignoring.

     

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    2,195
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    107
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    Simon has too many feelings, it’s time to do stuff about it

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    37
    Hits:
    460
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    kinktober 2021: prompts generally taken from this list but maybe with minor changes. they'll all be some variation on lssp ships/characters. title of the work comes from this poem

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,491
    Chapters:
    12/29
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1619
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    "Midland..... what happened to your arm?"

    or, Mark Midland has to explain a few things. Namely, a prosthetic that seems a little too advanced for someone working in public services.

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    880
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    306
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    Midland really wants to spend some quality time with his team but Bob, much like us, is getting tired of the yearning

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    355
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    "You don't take anything seriously! You're crazy, Boss." Midland stepped closer to Teller. Oh, boy. This was fun.

    "Well, yeah." His voice was quiet now that Midland stood in front of him. His voice didn’t quite carry the loud, eccentricness that was Teller. Not when he was trying really hard not to kiss a certain EOD officer just within kissing distance.

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    88
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
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    “Is that a dog?” Midland cries, and Teller’s genuinely surprised that he doesn’t drop the coffee tray in shock.
    “Not just any dog. Meet 07619. She’s the newest member of your bomb squad,” the old man explains from where he stands.
    Teller looks back and forth between the man and Sobrero. “Why?”
    Bob gasps and reprimands him, “Don’t ask why! Just accept the fact that we’ve been blessed with a beautiful, cuddly baby.”
    Sobrero gives a scoff of laughter and looks over to Teller. “The report I wrote, your higher-ups figured it could be helpful. Not only in defusal but, uh, mental health management.”
    Bob’s beaming, Midland’s giving out a loud bout of dry laughter, and Teller is still looking at the dog, the man, Sobrero, and back to the dog.
    “Seriously?” he asks.
    Sobrero nods, she’s smiling too. “Seriously.”

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    371
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    New York City shuts down and Unit 214 is furloughed indefinitely as of late March, 2020; Simon Teller and Radio Bob are on the brink of eviction; Mark Midland is not who he appears to be.

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    English
    Words:
    31,363
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1848
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    '“You’ve been here a lot,” she says, the other leaning back against her door to eye him as he tries to figure out what she’s trying to hint at. “Overnight.”
    “I… uh-huh?”
    “You know he has a boyfriend, don’t you?”'

    or: five times people really misunderstand their relationship, and one time they don't.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    705
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    "So," says Teller when he opens the door, Bob standing in the hall with a plastic bag slung over one elbow and a ribbon clearly picked off some holiday candy box stuck to the front of his shirt, "welcome to Casa Teller. Sorry about the mess."

    Bob steps inside, gingerly making his way around a black garbage bag full of wrinkled clothes not-so-fresh from the laundromat, an overflowing cardboard box full of empty beer cans with RECYCLE scrawled in Sharpie on its side, and a small mountain of tied-up trash bags that were definitely on their way to the chute before they began piling up near Teller's boots. "No worries," Bob says, breezily plunking his haul onto the little open space on Teller's counter, "we'll make it work."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    322
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    '“I have something to say,” he declares over dinner one evening.
    “What’s new there?” Bob says.'

    Plus: things everyone already knew, sulking, laughing fits, and ridiculous questions.

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    English
    Words:
    1,699
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    502
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    'In lieu of any sort of real conversation, the only real adjustment that’s been made is the fact that the three of them are more tactile, now.'

    Plus: Teller's allergy to serious conversations, predictably sexual cocktail names, mixed signals, and holidays that aren't real holidays.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,526
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    623
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    '“Jesus Christ,” Bob says, "you've got it really bad, huh?"
    "I'm not looking for me," Teller says hurriedly, "it's - for a friend."

    (Teller pines, Bob tries his best, and Midland is really just - Midland.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    466
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    In case anyone was wondering about what happened to our favourite trio after they all got drunk on New Years Eve, and after Midland finally gets off probation.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    416
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    ‘“I think,” Bob says, “that it means this is gonna be a really, really good year.”
    “Well,” Midland says, “I’m looking forward to it, then.”’

    (Unit 214 works night shift on New Year’s Eve again. Plus: Buzzfeed quizzes, pyromania, coffee and midnight.)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,677
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    595
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    Mark Midland's a bit nervous about going on shift, drenched in rainwater. Simon Teller notices. They drive during the night and do normal night activities, like drinking coffee, wearing a flag as a skirt, and stealing from a gift shop.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,291
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    229
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    Midland bonds with Radio Bob. Simon is not having a good time. Bob's lipstick is strawberry flavoured.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,026
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1841
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    Daniel Jacobi is dead. Mark Midland is not.

    Also, smiley face notes, fantastic cat names, and whatever the stages of grief are.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,555
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    743
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    Simon Teller likes girls; he's married two of them. But when Mark Midland joins his team, he wonders if girls are the only things he likes. Then, it turns out Mark isn't all he seems, and Teller falls further in lust with Daniel Jacobi and his lack of a moral compass. Too bad Daniel's boyfriend, Doug, is in the picture.

    Also, incredible juxtapositions, crayon boxes full of firecrackers, and not playing fair.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,197
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    182
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1522

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