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One Year, Two Men, Three Rules, One Secret to Discover.
Or, in anticipation of Taskmaster's 10th anniversary, Alex takes on a secret task for himself, and gets far more than he bargained for.
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- Part 116 of Taskmaster Collection
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So fucking good. Really good shit. Just the right amount of pining and slow-burn
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"So, what, I'm supposed to drive to Cambridge and knock on his office door and– what?"
Rhod shrugged. "And punch him in his smug face, if you like," he said. "Or maybe just have a chat. Up to you, really."
Just like that. As if it was the easiest thing in the world.
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- Part 143 of Taskmaster Collection
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Despite Alex's job as a handler, his day-to-day is mostly nothing too exciting... that is until he gets assigned a new agent: the fabled Taskmaster.
Just a silly little Handler/Secret agent AU
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fantastic fic, interesting and compelling the whole way through – i could barely bear to put my phone down to do basic human activities !! this is just really really good idk what else to say
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Alex Horne: a longitudinal study.
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two flints by dizmo, sabinelagrande
Fandom Oxventure (Web Series), Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
18 May 2022
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It takes two flints to make a fire.
Which isn't actually true, but it's more important to be convincing than tell the truth.
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Alex has been presented with a fun night of risky business on the high seas.
That's not not what happens.
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Die waarin iemand anders zegt dat Alex idd transvibes afgeeft irl
"You want me to stay?" Greg asks.
"Yes, I'd like that very much," Alex says bashfully.
Greg looks a little like he's hooked a fish, but Alex doesn't mind getting caught. "Do you want to talk, or do you want to tell me what you're into?"
"It seems awfully early," Alex says, and Greg looks confused. "Um, I meant, if we were to-" He waves a hand- "Now, then we'd already be done by ten."
"Mate-" Greg starts.
"Alex," Alex says.
Greg's face softens somehow. "Alex, if we were to, now, I would consider it a professional failure if we were done by ten."
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More or Less by Anonymous
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
23 Jan 2024
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Greg cleared his throat. “Can I, er, get you anything?” he offered.
Alex shook his head. “No, thank you.”
“Right,” Greg said, shifting awkwardly before clearing his throat. “Well, I’d offer you an explanation, but I think that’s what you’re here for.”
“Oh, right,” Alex said, his blush deepening, and he fiddled with the cuffs of his jumper, dressed far too warmly as always for the beginning of September. “You didn’t come to my party.”
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- Part 7 of Taskmaster Collection
- Part 1 of Alex's Birthdays
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- English
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- 1/1
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More or Less by Anonymous
Published: 2024-01-23
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Developing Relationship, Birthday, Hijinks & Shenanigans, horrible friends, Fluff, Implied/Referenced Polyamory
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Greg cleared his throat. “Can I, er, get you anything?” he offered.
Alex shook his head. “No, thank you.”
“Right,” Greg said, shifting awkwardly before clearing his throat. “Well, I’d offer you an explanation, but I think that’s what you’re here for.”
“Oh, right,” Alex said, his blush deepening, and he fiddled with the cuffs of his jumper, dressed far too warmly as always for the beginning of September. “You didn’t come to my party.”
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Lost in the Supermarket by exboyscout
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
28 May 2026
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“It’s retail, mate. I’m not expecting perfection from some twenty-something dairy stocker. I know it’s not your passion—hell, it’s not mine either. It’s nobody’s, really, is it? You’d have to be properly mad, maybe even a bit masochistic, to actually enjoy it.”
Alex swallows, because he sometimes worries that he could very well be both of those things.
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Greg thinks he's not sexually attracted to Alex but is he lying to himself?
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Sweet Young Prince by Anonymous for stillproperverse
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
26 May 2026
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Bambi AU.
Greg laughed again. “I know who you are, young prince,” he said, and for some reason, the title sounded more like a teasing insult from his mouth. “Little Alex no Horns, as it were.”
Before he could stop himself, Alex let out a hum of disapproval. “Antlers,” he corrected, and Greg blinked at him.
“Pardon?”
“It’d be Little Alex no Antlers, surely.”
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- Part 142 of Taskmaster Collection
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- 8,075
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[edit 6/18/23: Animation added to chapter 22] A sci-fi space fic where Greg is a spaceship, and Alex is an escaped, drug-chemist, slave. They have a bad time, finding comfort in each other.
After decades of indentured servitude on Al Murray’s private moon, Alex has made a break for it – scrambling through a junkyard in a desperate bid for freedom. He’s terrified, bleeding, and fears a laser blast in his back at any moment, but he would never in a million years expect to literally stumble upon a half-junked spaceship from the war in need of a name, a purpose, and most of all, a friend.
He reaches out his hand, and carefully wipes away years and years of dust from the cold metal surface – feeling the engraving rippling on his fingertips. The plaque reads “Geran Republic 3Ө, Stellar Monitor Warship” There’s a date too – which seems to be the commission date – forty-three years ago.
“Can I call you Greg?”-
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weirdest au ive ever read and somehow works so well???? including the school of good and evil house md fusion 🩷🩷🩷
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Key, Horne & Watson Florist by MadameQuagmire
Fandoms: No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
01 Feb 2022
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Three idiots run a well-loved neighborhood flower shop. They've managed to refrain from killing each other for years, until Tim starts writing poems for one of their regular customers.
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- Part 1 of Taskmarkets Trilogy
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so incredibly wholesome and sweet 🥹🥹🥹
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Not a Bad Beginning (By Far the Best Ending) by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
17 Jul 2025
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Greg is getting irritated again. “I know I’m not one of Alex’s fifty closest friends, but that doesn’t mean I don’t care."
“Did he tell you that?” Tim asks. "That you’re not one of his five hundred closest friends or whatever?"
“I said fifty,” Greg says. “Now I’m thinking it’s five hundred and I feel even worse.”
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Or: Tim has known Alex for two decades and knows him better than anyone, and still thinks he would rather die than hear Alex say something nice about him.
Greg has known Alex for almost one decade now, but he still sometimes feel like he doesn't know him at all.
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Would It Kill You to Ask by WishingOnWhishaw
Fandoms: No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
10 Oct 2024
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Alex is a little tipsy and can't resist when Tim sets him up perfectly for the well-worn joke. Or at least Alex thinks it's a joke. For Tim it just cements the idea that Alex is fed up with him. He doesn't realise he's not the only one in this relationship who's struggled with the whole business of government-enforced seperation.
Or: Tim gets the wrong impression, thinks Alex is breaking up with him, and then Alex does his very best to prove him wrong.
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Plodding On and On and On and On and- by dangerliesbeforeyou
Fandoms: Inside No. 9 (TV), Inside No. 9 (TV) RPF
26 Aug 2025
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Uh Oh! Actor Reece Shearsmith finds himself trapped in a time loop reliving the party celebrating his hit show Inside No. 9!
Can old wounds be healed? Will he ever be able to forgive Steve? How many times can he hear Time to say Goodbye before he finally snaps?
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22 year old Alex Horne returns to his home town as a student teacher having gone through some changes in the intervening years.
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A fic written in a style adjacent to the book "He used Thought as a Wife" by Tim Key.
In which Key falls head over heels for the Amazon Guy. Featuring Poems and a Recipe.First Poem is by Tim Key, the rest are my fault.
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The Library by MadameQuagmire
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
11 Aug 2024
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Working in a library was supposed to be an easy, quiet job. But Greg's been saddled with this library, with these coworkers, and these patrons, and it's anything but quiet.
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Christmas in Taskerville by Illuminescence for jmurph773
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
21 Jun 2024
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New York Times bestselling romantasy, "Masked Fall" is headed for the big screen, and heart-throb leading man, Greg Davies, will play its bisexual protagonist. But when an aggressive interviewer asks just the wrong question, Greg says something he didn't mean to - and flees the ensuing media shit-storm to the tiny village of Taskerville.
Hiding behind a fake name, Greg meets a colourful cast of village characters - but none more-so than the gap-toothed, shabbily dressed Alex Horne, who rescues Greg from mishaps and misadventures. The influencers are circling, and Christmas is coming - will Greg keep hiding, or will he find a reason to throw off the mask and step into the light?“Thank you so much for taking the time to chat with us today about your upcoming film, Mr Davies! I know it’s very early in—”
“—Oh, fuck! Please, Tim, for a hundred and one reasons, call me Greg. I left Mr. Davies back in the classroom!”- Language:
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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? by Steely_Danielle for Knop_e
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
15 Mar 2025
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Alex Horne moves to a new kind of community that is under the ocean. There he meets his next-door neighbor and co-worker Greg, who is a bit of a grump. Will Alex win Greg over with his terrible puns and can-do attitude? Of course he will, but it's not going to be easy.