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    Everyone knows their purpose. Children of the earth and creations of the universe are well-equipped to function as deities and serve their purpose in their elements. Anima, the gifted deity, blessed by all kinds of higher Gods and Goddesses had lived his entire life barely knowing himself. But a coven of powerful demigods made their way to his heart and all of a sudden, being an enigma didn't matter and he was ready to overthrow the world for them.

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    in which the gifted kid was wanted and attacked by powerful beings but his lovers were too gay for him to give him up without a fight. chaos ensues.

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    “He had it coming, he had it coming!” — that’s what they all said.



    But what made them kill?


    **CHAPTER INFO WILL BE IN AUTHOR’S NOTES **

    (formerly named The Six Merry Murderers of the Cook County Jail)

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    It starts out consensual but turns non consensual real quick. Double check the tags for any icks before reading.

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    "And God saw the light, that it was good; and God divided the light from the darkness."

    Constantine finds himself wrapped up in divine family drama, forced to uncover secrets of the place he fears the most: hell. Once again, the fate of mankind rests on his shoulders.
    Rather than the assistance of an experienced demonologist, however, he's burdened with a sassy bookstore owner who refuses to believe in anything John stands for...or against.

    Despite their differences, the two must work together to solve this mystery and discover the tangled web that lies beneath—and figure out what it means to love someone unconditionally.
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    A John Constantine AU

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    “Eddie,” he breathed out by way of greeting, still too stunned to do more than blink a few times and stand there like an idiot with his mouth agape.

    The sound of his name being spoken caused the look of mild annoyance the other wore to shift into something a tad more perplexed in nature, forehead wrinkling a bit as he regarded Steve with no uncertain amount of apprehension.

    “Harrington,” he replied in that same near-mocking tone used far too often in their high school years, gaze sweeping from his head to his feet and back before quirking a pointed brow. “I don’t think I’ve heard that one from you yet. Feeling all right? You look a little… lost, there.”

    “I—what? No. It’s just been—”

    “Ages. I know,” he agreed with a wry smirk, arms extended out in a dramatic pose. “Still here, though. Hate to be the one to disappoint.”
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    Or
    Steve has seen the future with his own eyes. Now that he's back in his body on the day everything with Vecna first began, he'd be remiss not to use said knowledge to change the outcome.
    Perhaps saving Eddie Munson is the key to saving the world.

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    Oikawa is desperate to get to a toilet, but Iwaizumi has other plans in mind.

    Or in other words pure filth, read at your own risk

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    Pierro never stops asking the same question, and Kaeya never stops refusing to answer.

    And Archons above, it just hurts so damn much.


    Alternatively: Pierro and Dottore torture Kaeya for around 1k words. That's it. That's the fic.

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    Hill Valley is said to be a nice place to live, but when the son of a local famous author vanishes into the night the small Northern California town is forever changed.

    Martin Seamus Mcfly appeared to have it all, but as his panicked family, and friends desperately try to figure out what has happened to the all American teenager unbelievable secrets come to light. For years rumors have swirled around the boy, and his older eccentric scientist friend, but no one could have ever imagined just how much truth can be stranger than fiction.

    Meanwhile Marty will have to fight for his life against a mad man with a familiar face, and a need for vengeance. The new enemy wants to take everything that matters away from the teen, even Marty's own sanity.

    These events will cause Doctor Emmett Lathrop Brown, the genius scientist who knows how to change time, to re-evaluate everything he thought he knew about time travel, and what should have been the impossible.

    Everyone will be asking what really happened to Marty Mcfly.

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    They were all sleeping peacefully. Then they weren't

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    Jin owns a farm of animals and hybrids but he’s been absent from the family recently. Tae and Namjoon go to find where he is and finds out what he’s been hiding.

     

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    Tae and Joon get fucked by the hybrids after finding where their brother is.

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    Gaon/Vroom

    When Gaon try to beginning to love yet hate his own kind.

    It happened within bath tub when vroom entered
    It changed his life

    Well.. in the future he will be husban- No

    What WOULD happen then?

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    What starts out as Dark Shadow chasing a 'shiny person' and being a general horrible creature of darkness ends up being Tokoyami's first real relationship. But things can't stay perfect can they? No that would be just too sweet.

    (This is a work that has been in the works for over 2 years. Early chapters contain spelling mistakes and are not my best work, I will eventually go back through them to at least find the typos and make the work more readable, currently swamped with school)

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    Izuku's was born with a healing quirk. It was powerful but not even that could save his mom

    He promises to keep everyone else safe. No more people dying on his watch.

    He becomes a vigilante but Izuku can't do all that on his own. So he asks a friend. Hitoshi

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    Izuku Midoriya decided it was too dangerous to stay at UA, and so left his friends behind.

    Or so he thought.

    It turns out Ochako, along with some help from her alternate universe counterparts, isn't going to let him get away that easily.

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    Starscream has really weird dreams, also magic is involved somehow. Earth magics clash with Cybertron magics.
    The planets aligning is very very bad. Don’t touch weird glowy orbs kiddos.
    Hopefully, it won’t be too long of a story but I doubt it. I like long, unending sentences. And weird, twisting plots…

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    “Yeah, well, that doesn’t stop the fact that Eddie–,” Steve threw a hand out, gesturing to Eddie and ignoring the indignant look on Eddie’s face, “--wants to eat me,” Steve’s hand was back at himself, gesturing to his throat with dramatic emphasis.

    “Just a little bit,” Eddie found himself saying while making a pinching motion, if only because part of him particularly enjoyed getting a rise out of Steve if given the opportunity.

    “So we just don’t let him eat you!” Dustin argued, and Steve groaned and looked to the half-exposed ceiling. Dustin barreled on, “look, we know Eddie’s not Eddie when he’s Kas, and we know that Kas is tied to the upside down. The only way to maybe stop Eddie from being Kas is to keep him out of the upside down. I’m not seeing a whole lot of options here, Steve.”

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    Steve Harrington was a good Christian. Eddie Munson was undead. How could two people, so different from the other, learn and grow together? How could they learn to love each other, and themselves?
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    We honestly have no clue what happened. We were planning on writing a filthy, nasty vampire Eddie and Monsterfucker Steve smut. But then we blacked out and it turned into a hurt/comfort healing from religious trauma by sexual liberation fic? This was written by two depressed, hypersexual, gay, trans mascs with religious trauma in the haze that is between the hours of 10 pm and 5 am.
    Enjoy this fucking dumpsterfire I guess.

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    Cronus and Kankri get into a quadrant and Porrim aren't too thrilled about that, knowing the abuse Cronus had put Eridan through at the time. Even knowing Porrim concern, Kankri couldn't help but feel flushed for him. But, Cronus had other plans in mind.

    [READERS DISCRETION ADVISED]

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    “Look, Jason- your dad and I… had a fight. A big fight. And I don’t think we’re coming back from this one.”
    “But… you can still play chess with me, right?” Jason asked. Whizzer could tell he knew the answer, but his little eyes were so full of hope all the same.
    “I don’t think either of your parents would like that very much.”
    “Well- but-” Jason stammered, trying to think of a defence.
    “Hey, pal, we had a good run, right?” Whizzer said, patting him on the shoulder. Dear god.
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    Whizzer stops by Marvin's to grab a shirt and bumps into Jason, leading to an impromptu therapy session.
    AKA Jason blames himself for setting off a chain reaction culminating in the end of Act I. Can Whizzer help the poor kid? Click through and find out!!

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    “Ranboo…” Tubbo began solemnly, holding up his hand to him.
    His eyes widened as he took a step back.
    “Your leg too..."
    “No…” Ranboo mumbled, taking an unsteady step back, falling on his ass, “No, nonono, this… no…”
    “Fuck!” Tubbo shouted, throwing the metal pipe across the room, “Fucking dammit!”
    He didn’t care how much noise he made.
    What did it matter?
    They already made so much fucking noise.
    And Tubbo fucking failed.
    “What are we going to do?” Ranboo asked, clearly on the brink of tears.
    He was uselessly wiping the blood away from the bite, only for more to replace it.
    As though if there was no blood that the bite wouldn’t become infected.
    Or maybe he was trying to wipe the wound itself away.
    Hoping it wasn’t real.
    But it was, and they were both as good as dead.

    -=+=-

    So you know how you guys didn't ask for our last story?
    Well you guys extra didn't last for this one.
    And yet, we wrote it anyway...
    Oops.
    Hope you enjoy this angst-fest!

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