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    Curiosity got the better, and Malcolm made his way over, leaving a seat between him and the other. He ordered a drink and waited a moment before clearing his throat. "Do I know you? I swear I've seen you before." The man's eyes met his, and he snickered a bit before he looked away. "Some pickup line, pal. I've only heard that one a million times before." He sipped his drink, almost red-pink in hue. The man's accent was unmistakably east-coast, though that was as far as it could be placed.

    He rolled his eyes. "I'm not hitting on you, I'm serious. I think I've seen you around. Do you go to State?"

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    Malcolm ends up at a gay bar in college and meets a somewhat familiar face.

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    Hank is a good brother and a good brother always takes care of their brother no matter what.

    Hank is a good brother: the type who will do whatever it takes to make Dean feel safe again.

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    Sometime in the mid '90s, Billy has a crush on the mean girl who works the video store.
    Pete disapproves and suddenly finds himself ever-popular with a whole new fan base

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    It all started at a cheap tango class, where you first met your awkward dance partner...

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    Brock comes to understand the effect that his sudden departure has had in a more visceral way than he would have anticipated.

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    Henchmen 21, and 24 are in an open relationship with yours truly. We had tossed around the idea of role-playing in the bedroom more, and tonight we are trying one that was almost too dirty.

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    Conjectural Technologies has a no good, very bad, time-and-space destroying day and learns the value of their relationships.

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    *Set in season 6, around the beginning of the discovery of the Blue Morpho*
    Dr. Mrs. The Monarch hired a new Hench-woman to help her with all her Guild work after her murderous moppets had recently passed. Her name is Lady Lacewing. But Gary is about to meet a blast from his past.

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    Jonas Venture Jr. hires a new OSI agent to be his bodyguard. A feisty young woman named Veronica Violetta. After meeting at a party, there is almost an instant attraction between her and Brock Samson. She almost seems like the perfect woman...Almost.

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    This is the entire original novel. -Copyright pending. Publisher wanted.

    The Office meets Deadpool - This satirical dark comedy will keep you guessing at the mystery until the final moments.

    June lambent is struggling to adjust to "arching" retirement life. Once a powerful #3 under The Shadow, a top tier antagonist, she is now a Legion Corp. pencil pusher. But enemies from her arching past come back with a vengeance. Are they with the protagonist formed League, seeking revenge? Or slighted antagonists with an axe to grind. With the help of a past commanding officer and her former, but still insufferable, protagonist, June must unravel the mystery before it's too late. Using her magic she hasn't practiced in years while fighting soul crushing office despair, she must take on the head of the rival protagonist organization before his khaki-colored propaganda swallows the nation whole.

    Entire work has ~25 chapters

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    "When one kid kills their parent, that's a bad seed. When both kids do it, that's a bad family."

    How the Hale Twins murdered their famous father.
    (a better version of my lance and dale origin fic)

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    Times Rusty reflected on if his life was normal, such as: Meeting a group of Hippies, dancing around a hotel room in a dress, and wondering why his five year old son is terrified of butterflies.

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    5-7-5... haiku are deceptively easy to write. But yet they never seem to get any love in the fanfic-verse. So I am here to remedy that. Each chapter will have five haiku in it, and I hope to cover as many fandoms as possible while doing this little project. Have any ideas/prompts/characters? Lay them on me!

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    ✨with illustrations✨
    To get discounted "Boy Genius" admission to a prestigious Super Science conference, Billy shaves 10 years off his age, gets a bad haircut and wears very short pants. Seriously bad things that went down when he was a boy genius the first time around come back to haunt him and White once they arrive in Seattle.
    circa 1993ish-1994ish.

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    Spending his first night with Captian Sunshing, Hank gets handed some special super hero equipment he'd never seen before. But after being told about its exact use, he's not entirely sure if he's ready to use it or not.

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    After Clover McMillan decides to leave her old life behind, she is short on cash and ready to find a new purpose. Luckily, an ad looking for a tutor at the Venture Compound catches her eye; at first it seems like interesting, albeit easy work while she figures out what she's going to do. However, soon Clover finds out that on top of trying to wrangle two, teenagers who are way behind the times and avoiding their pervy father, she meets Brock Samson, the Venture bodyguard. The definition of tall, dark, and dangerous, how will she handle her new job, her new life, and more importantly, her interactions with the so-called, "Swedish Murder Machine?"

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    Magne spirals into a version of himself that he never wanted to spiral into. Breakups ensue, family forms, exes get back together. Set in 2003. There's something for everyone. (Dr. Girlfriend is referred to as Sheila Fitzcarraldo) (Henchman 21 will be referred to as his legal name Gary Fischer)

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    Worlds collide as an ancient god terrorizes the Venture Family with lucrative grave robbing rights on the line. They'll need to team up with some rather unlikely ducks in the quest to overcome him and deposit their hard earned loot with the British Museum.

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    Henchman 21 and 24 play Guilty Gear XX Accent Core +R (because the Tekken 3 machine has been taken out of the lounge).

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    And he’s pretty sure ripping one of his fathers razor blades apart would upset them, but it’s too late for him to take back what he’s done to the poor plastic remains of the disposable razor.

    Deans not having a great night.

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