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    Dan and Phil work at a strip club in London, and JJ's party is just a few blocks down. Curse Simon's convincing coercion, it'd be the death of him some day. Oh, and maybe the molly had something to do with it.

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    1/1
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    And even though the bass from the speakers surrounds him, renders him unable to hear the other, he can guess what he's saying.

    I’ll see you again.

    Language:
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    5,358
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    83
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    simon has money. charm. plus a serious fucking secret.

    and harry has no idea.

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    2,412
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    Friends by Chase Atlantic

    Language:
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    129
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    204
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    When the world ends, all they have is each other.

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    Words:
    6,522
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    175
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    CG! Simon & CG! JJ, Little! Reader

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    875
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    365
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    request shit ig!!

    Language:
    English
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    61
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    232
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    Harry gets sick and misses a shoot.
    Josh gets really worried about what could’ve happened and pays him a visit, only to find an unconscious Harry, splayed out in his floor.
    God Harry was going to give him a heart attack one day.

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    English
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    1,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
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    just a one shot of simon and harry (minishaw)
    i haven’t proof read
    short but hopefully sweet

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    380
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    302
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    JJ gets into a fight with a random gang in the streets and heads to the only person he knows that can help him, Vik.

    A Oneshot in which Vik is a vampire and JJ is his human.

    Thankies if u read!

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    English
    Words:
    2,209
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    137
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    Simon's drunk and will only let Josh help him.

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    English
    Words:
    2,743
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2940
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    The bit/scene from Jackass 4.5 where Steve-O tries advertising his condoms by filling them w/ sewage from his RV but insert the Sidemen instead.

    Warnings; Vomiting mentioned heavily

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    English
    Words:
    659
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    128
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    request: @sideslut - 'i would absolutely love to see something exactly like this with vik and harry - maybe from the paris video when theyre in the limo (lets forget the mime dude's existence for a second here)'

    aka, harry keeps vik awake.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,315
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    449
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    Polyamorous Sidemen oneshots that are Harry-centric basically. Most will be OT7, but the odd one won't be.

    Also on Wattpad under the same username, but titled Sidemen Oneshots.

    Trigger Warnings/Warnings will be chapter-specific and if there is any they will be stated at the start of each one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,965
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    6563
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    Romantic/platonic couple oneshots of the Sidemen. Older ones are mostly Harry ships, later ones feature mainly Minishaw, Behzksi and Vobi!

    Also on Wattpad with the same title, under the same username. I'm transferring them from there to here so that they're on both sites, so bear in mind some of these oneshots were written months ago, some of them. (Nealry a year for the oldest ones.) The more recent ones are better in my opinion, so please hold out for those <3

    Trigger Warnings/Warnings will be chapter-specific and if there is any they will be stated at the start of each one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,119
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    6515
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    The boys go on a trip to Amsterdam, and something magical happens to JJ and Simon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    868
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    346
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    Cal falls asleep to Harry singing

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    English
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    594
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    157
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    Inspired by the Sidemen Sunday $100,000 A-Z Buying Challenge video
    Main idea was basically Simon tries on lingerie for JJ

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    489
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    475
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    not taking requests atm :)

    just some little stories about the lads

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,637
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2352
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    Trans male reader is on their period
    He/they pronouns used
    Wrote with them all still living in the Sidemen house

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    248

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