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"Carpenter?" "In the flesh."
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Turns out the cost of sainthood doesn't come cheap.
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- Part 2 of lord willing and the crick don't rise
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“All right, then, Hayward. We have a dilemma on our hands. I’m done with my coffee. I’d just as soon send you back over the water and let you go, but the ferryman is at the prayer-meeting and so’s anybody else I’d trust to mind you. So until we decide what to do with you, you’re going to have to await judgment somewhere safe.”
“What? You’re throwing me in jail?”
“You did come here to kill Brother Faulkner,” Carpenter says mildly. “So there’s no use in getting all indignant. And anyway, this is an abbey of two hundred people. We don’t have a jail. What we do have is an old root cellar that bolts from the outside. We throw the drunks in there if they go overboard on the rice wine at a feast. It’s not as bad as it sounds.”
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Hayward says.
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Or: Mason gets the Withermark, and uses it to rain destruction down on the enemies of the Parish of Tides and Flesh. This is what happens next.Series
- Part 1 of lord willing and the crick don't rise
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Florence Smith is not the type of woman to run away from a fight, but she's not a consistent woman either. Sometimes, the best option is to run.
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your work is done. sleep. rest. by liedowninthehollow (dreamingofstatic)
Fandoms: The Silt Verses (Podcast)
31 Jan 2022
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you found him, after all was said and done. he is happy to help you rest.
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one god, two gods, old gods, new gods by shella688
Fandoms: The Silt Verses (Podcast), Discworld - Terry Pratchett
15 Jan 2022
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Carpenter slid into the passenger side gratefully.
“Do we still have those nuts in the glove compartment?”Faulkner turned the key in the engine, then got out and smacked the bonnet a few times before the car started up proper.
“Sacrificed them to those compost heaps the other week.”Or, Faulkner and Carpenter's road trip brings them to a place that the locals call the Chalk, the out-of-towners call a whole bunch of fields and not much else, and which they will shortly come to know as a truly miserable detour
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Page told Carpenter once that she was going to make a new god. A better god. A god that she could love.
She gets to work.
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“Do you think he’s okay in there?” she asks, smoke billowing from her mouth in tiny clouds as she speaks. And honestly, I don't know what to say to her. I just sit against the car, twirling the hotel keys in between my fingers.
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the road rolls out like a welcome mat (to a better place than the one we're at) by fairkidforever
Fandoms: The Silt Verses (Podcast)
06 Dec 2021
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“You ever think, if it was possible to create something better, someone would have done it already?” Carpenter asks.
“All the time,” Paige says. “But I’d still like to try.”
Carpenter thinks on that for a few moments as the dump grows darker around them. “We need to get Faulkner and get out of here,” Carpenter says. “All the rest, you and I can talk about later.”
The rest? Paige thinks. The rest of what?
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spiteful found family roadtrip vibes! Continuation of Episode 11. -
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There’s a coin in my pocket that wasn’t there before, coated in the mud of the river. The payphone chokes on it as I dial Eddie’s number.
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He rather considers himself beautiful, in the same way a fire is, or the way a dance can leave you breathless, confused, isolated.
The ink is smudged. He better start again.
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once I was a carpenter, and man, my hands were calloused (I could swing a metal mallet sure and straight) by fairkidforever for headaaches
Fandoms: The Silt Verses (Podcast)
08 Nov 2021
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Overall, going into training to become a carpenter has been a good move for Faulkner. For one thing, he could move out of his dad’s house to a new town where he didn’t know anybody, and that made it a lot easier to transition socially. It’s a trade that involves precision, and he’s good at that, and it pays well enough that he can meet his basic needs and still be able to afford hormones and counseling for his OCD, no sweat. The only problem is his boss. They’re having some compatibility issues.
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mallory and rannon, in a different world. or, when carpenter and faulkner are eighteen, things are different, and they pick up the pieces.
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The love of a God is a terrifying thing.
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- Part 20 of Flammen's October Prompt Adventures 2021
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“There’s one option left to us. Tonight, at least,” Carpenter says. “We could run.”
Faulkner looks over the half-completed Withermark, and back to Carpenter. He thinks back to his call with Eddie and his call with Mason. You’re only a martyr if somebody knows why you’re gone, a small, truthful voice inside of him says. And if you die tonight, nobody would know or care.
Carpenter cared, at least, enough to come back for him. Even if it had been with half a mind to kill him. That had to count for something. “Okay, then,” he says.or: five times Carpenter protects Faulkner and one time it's the other way around
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I would die for you, she wept.
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flesh becomes water by flowersforgraves for kimaracretak
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09 Aug 2021
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Carpenter dreams about revenge.
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You've come back with your boyfriend to show him the forest you used to visit as a child, with your parents. It's so pleased to see you.
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Hayward loved CATS 2019! by soggy_sandwich_the_warlock
Fandoms: The Silt Verses (Podcast), Cats - Andrew Lloyd Webber
31 Jul 2021
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Hayward has one last chance to get rid of his stink, stop the transformation ritual and everything will be ok. But things don't go according to plan.
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"So what's your name, sir?"
"... Faulkner, mind the step,"
"Thanks."
"And you? Uh, name?"
"Inspector Hayward. Police officer-"
Faulkner interrupted him, voice dry, "Yeah I noticed from the uniform. Think I knew a Hayward once."
He had, back in school. He'd been one of the bigger, rougher boys. Faulkner had enjoyed watching as he'd managed to knock himself unconscious trying to hear the Trawlerman's blessed music, and been disappointed when one of the boy's friends had hauled him, still breathing, out of the bathroom sink.
"We ain't never met, I don't think,"
"Nah, different Hayward."A canon divergence one-shot taking place immediately after episode 4.