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    After leaving his emotionally abusive home he was going to finally sell his thneed. That said, how is he going to convince people that hes a man, and hows he supposed to deal with the creature and the person trying to get him to leave the forest.

     

    no oncest because
    no
    also some of the trans characters are gonna be forced to present as their agab bcs of shitty ppl so if u dont wanna read that stuff u should skip out
    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    1/1
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    Elias Bouchard kills the Queen.

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    6/?
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    A strange man has chopped down another truffula tree! After subduing him, the Once-ler realizes that there’s more to this man than meets the eye…in fact, he’s kind of sexy.

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    10/?
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    3
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    5
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    The Once-ler receives a package in the mail from Cousin Yonnie. What is it? Well, you read the tags, right?

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    Basically I was really bored and simping for the Lorax so here is this masterpiece!
    I doubt anyone will actually see this but basically the once-ler fucks you and the Lorax
    MY FRIEND BETA READ THIS ILY

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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    Spin-Off of The Omega Project featuring Vanellope's team from Sugarus.

    Sugarus is used to the constant Cy-bug attacks. They're also used to the heroes that save them.

    But everything has to change.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Kudos:
    33
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    So I was drinking a really, really good pumpkin spice latte. I know, I’m basic. But it inspired me and now I’m writing a one-shot where Jayce and Viktor drink coffee. I wrote this in like ten minutes so please be kind

    One of the baristas might be the onceler but it’s fine I’m not weird you’re weird

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    1/1
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    2
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    17
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    hey why does this already have kudos I didn’t write anything yet-

    anyways, actually writing now 😻

    Summary: Based off a dream I had, The Once ler (Greedler) falls into a portal one day and his consciousness splits in two, the actual greed part ends up in Barbie, and the past onceler ends up in Links body before Link wakes up-

    read more to find out what’ll happen next ;)

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    323
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    Ted and The Once-ler own a Tumblr blog, where they can anonymously talk about their relationship. But one day it gets deleted without reason

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    Considered one of the greatest masterpieces of the 21st Century, “My Life and Love” tells the riveting story of humanity surviving against the odds. It centers on themes of morality, religion, and hope.

    “A real tearjerker. Prepare to cry your eyes out.” -Someone

    “A deep and yet not at all condescending look at why humans do the things they do. With romance, suspense, and just a touch of comedy, this is sure to become your new favorite.” -Someone Else

    “Spectacular. Just spectacular.” -Another person

    Prepare to be amazed.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    3
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    31
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    Light is suspicious of the way the Onceler behaves around their boss, the Principal of Sexyman High. Investigations, and gay sex, ensue.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    10
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    He glared across the stadium, which was easier said than done as his eye was nearly swollen shut thanks to the little sh!t he was looking at: Sans, the aforementioned skeleton and the newly-dubbed ‘Ultimate Tumblr Sexyman’.

    Then Bill saw her.

    A brief glimpse of the aftermath of the 2022 Ultimate Tumblr Sexyman Showdown.
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    One battle. One battle until they can go back to their lives. If they had lives worth going back to was a thought they could ponder later. Everything seemed to hold its breath at the silence.

    The grand finale to the tumblr sexymen competition, where there can only be on victor.

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    24
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    Sans Undertale and Reigen Arataka face off the finale of the tumblr sexyman awards! what will happen?

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    1
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    180
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    “These fragments I have shored against my ruin”
    -The Waste Land, T.S. Eliot

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    10/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    468
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    17
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    1
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    226
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    The Shitpost Saga continues. The year is 2021, a stage where the internet is bigger than ever. But not necessarily better. When word gets out of a cult of Twitter users who take it a step too far, it is up to a group of small children to stop a plot that could enslave all internet citizens to their inner demons.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    21/21
    Kudos:
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    PLEASE HELP ME.

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    English
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    1,247
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    115
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    The Onceler is living the life of luxury. Elmo is feeling angsty.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    341
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    Greed wakes up one morning to a little problem...
    Then sex happens!

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    English
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    3,173
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    477

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