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    In a very distant future, a new emperor rules Nilfgaard after Calveit the fifth was deposed. The new emperor is a var Emreis. There was one problem: Cirilla, Emhyr's only heir chose the Path over the Imperium.
    Ladies Condwiramurs Tilly and Nimue verch Wledyr aep Gwyn were given the task to unravel this mystery by dreaming the past.

    It starts with a dream of a Rose and the Moon. A mysterious woman living in solitude gets embroiled in the world of Nilfgaardian politics... and something more.

    The story takes place after the end of the Third Northern War: Nilfgaard won, Ciri became a witcher and the var Emries line ended... or so people though.

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    "It's you. It's me. It's us." - The Haunting of Bly Manor.

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    “How?” Geralt gripped Jaskier’s wrist, stopping him from walking away. He pulled the bard back into the sea and stared at him directly. Jaskier offered an apathetic struggle against the Witcher’s grip. Geralt shook him lightly. “Tell me, Jaskier!”
    Jaskier quit his efforts. He forced a shaky breath.
    “I bought us time.”

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    After the events of the mountain, Geralt feels a loss so deep, he fears he will never be able to recover from it. The damage he has done is enough to send even the most forgiving away. Jaskier is gone. And there is nothing he can do to change that.

    Geralt regrets it. He can only hope that Jaskier is safe during the wartime that Nilfguard brings. He can only hope he has somewhere warm to go, and food to eat. That he is safe and sheltered.

    He doesn't have to wonder for long. He invokes the Law of Surprise.

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    Последним они достали его сердце. И тогда, когда внутри больше совсем-совсем ничего не осталось, он закрыл глаза и чародеи подумали, что он умер. Тогда главный чародей достал большую иглу и зашил его черными-черными нитками, как баба Мира зашивает на Йуле фаршированного гуся.

    Чародеи отнесли его туда же, где лежали другие мертвые ведьмаки. И тогда, когда они ушли, Пустой открыл глаза и улыбнулся.

    Смотри, чтобы он не забрал тебя!

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    It takes a year for Jaskier to properly lick his wounds after the mountain. When Geralt doesn’t come for him, he makes a promise to himself: he will no longer write about someone else’s life, he’ll write about his own. He hears news of a mysterious town in southern Rivia that isn’t on any Continental maps, so he embarks on a journey to investigate. However, once he gets there, he’s embroiled in something he’d never thought possible — his own Destiny, his cursed Child Surprise.

    When Geralt and Jaskier cross paths again, Jaskier makes the decision to follow Geralt one last time: to the halls of Kaer Morhen, where he and his Child can be safe. The threat of a second war hangs over the Continent like a ghost, and with a dark rider hot on their trail, Jaskier can think of no safer place than beside his old muse, no matter the cost to his own heart.

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    How fitting. The Butcher of Blaviken and the butcherbird on the back of his hand. If he really had a soulmate out there, if that's what the Law of Surprise had given him, between his reputation and the cruelty on the back of his hand, his soulmate would be lucky to never meet him.

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    Freya’s blood run through Astrilde Lothbrok’s veins cursing her to be hunted by supernatural and mortal beings that want her blood one way or another but her curse doesn’t end there. Destiny has bound the White Wolf as her protector; their love is perilous but foreshadowed by the gods

    Book 1 of 2

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    It's been nearly six years since Captain Inej Ghafa was lost, inexplicably, to the waves of the True Sea.

    Six long years, and yet Kaz Brekker has never given up hope - not entirely.

    When a new whisper rustles in on the trade winds, sending Kaz and Jesper to Novyi Zem, he knows the chance of finding Inej there are slim.

    But what he does find is more than even Dirtyhands at his scheming best could ever have guessed...

     

    (Title from Snow Patrol's 'Please Just Take These Photos From my Hands')

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    Witchers don't take the law of surprise anymore.
    Geralt does, and as always, he gets more than he bargained for.

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    Geralt claims the Law of surprise because that’s what Vesemir taught him to do, long ago. He’s hoping for a chicken, but to be honest, he’ll eat a dog if that’s what Destiny gives him.

    OR: Geralt law-surprises his way into owning a child prostitute. As one does.

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    After the fall of the antarctic empire. Tommy was able to bearly escape. With the last words of his father being to go find technoblade, he has no choice but to go search for him. Hoping that it will somehow lead him back to his family.

    Or: a somewhat 'the Witcher' AU

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    Witcher drabble! Mike knew Will invoking the Law of Surprise with Queen Terry Ives was a mistake. Now, they were stuck in the middle of a war with a crying baby and half the country hunting them down.

    (This is a quick one-shot that I needed to get out of my head. I really only typed it out because I have other writings to work on and this became my comfort/distraction project. I don't plan on continuing it at the moment.)

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    Technoblade is a witcher with an entourage.
    He is suffering.

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    Lambert makes a stupid mistake, and learns that Destiny is far more cruel than he ever could have imagined.

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    Don't know where this came from, but Witcher au!
    I'm horrible at summaries, but basically--- There's been an attack on the Cintra, Nancy, Steve, Eddie and Jonathan took the younger kids to a safe place until they hear from Hopper and Joyce on what to do, but when Max gets word of the witcher she's promised to, the girl is dead set on meeting her.

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    The worst part about his torture wasn’t the pain,
    But the smell.
    The smell of his own skin burning, until he couldn’t feel it anymore.

     

    I know that we’ve all been kinda disappointed that we never saw the aftermath of Jakier’s torture, or what it did to his mind and stuff…. And we all are definitely disappointed in Geralt’s lame apology.
    So here ya go,
    A lil fanfic where I kinda try to fix it but i will probably fail… but who dafuq cares.

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    Geralt hesitates. He’s seen the kind of shit the law of surprise can conjure up for people. He really doesn’t want to risk it, but at the same time…he really needs the money. He sighs. “Fine. I will accept the law of surprise and return in a month.”

    “Excellent. The reports should come in some time around--”

    “My Lord!” From the front doors of the manor, a servant is running towards them looking panicked. “It’s Master Julian!” She stops as she reaches them, panting. It looks as though she’d run all the way here.

    “What happened, Agnes?” The Earl demands. “Is my son alright?”

    Agnes shakes her head. “He’s presented, my Lord. As an Omega. He’s going into pre-heat!”

    The Earl’s head snaps in Geralt’s direction, his eyes wide, no doubt connecting the dots the same time that Geralt does.

    “Fuck.”

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    It would be later when he was older that he would accidentally find out his parents didn't intend to pay, and he was only saved because he was a Child Surprise.

    Give me that of what was needed but not wanted…

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    Ciri jumped up and moved to gather materials for the fire, but not before adjusting the flower crown balanced on Geralt’s head and giving him a smile. This whole child surprise thing wasn’t so bad.

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    Geralt knew the sea would present him with a gift. A treasure from its bottomless depths.

    But he’d been expecting bountiful gold coins and pearls. Not a living creature.

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