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Notes From A Reluctant Slayer by darkshrimpemotions (jujubiest)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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After his slayer status becomes more common knowledge, Guillermo is forced to go on the run from the Supreme Worldwide Vampiric Council. Desperate for a secure way to communicate with his vampire family, he decides to start a tumblr blog. In this obscure corner of the internet, Guillermo tells his story and answers messages from his loved ones whenever he can.
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Possession by Sweet_Bonnes
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Hannibal (TV), Lucifer (TV)
17 Mar 2024
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La vida universitaria es algo divertido y entretenida, pero algunas veces se puede volver interesante, y eso paso con un grupo de universitarios, ya que después de obtener una maldición por no tomarse enserio una advertencia vivirán partir de ahora infinidad de experiencias no solo en cuanto al mundo ocultista también en otros aspectos que podrían llevarlos por malos pasos o decisiones.
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In an alternate timeline, Nandor never left Al-Quolanudar, instead continued his leadership after being turned, quickly becoming ruler in the late 1200's through brute force. Guillermo, a born Vampire slayer, hears tales of the man who never dies, hiding in the shadows, burning villages to the ground in southern Iraq, and he goes to investigate. Surely their ruler couldn't have been hundreds of years old, living in plain site... This is a tale of enemies to lovers, with a twist.
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You Have Bewitched Me, Fangs and Blood by seaandsky
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Mar 2024
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“And what do you propose as an alternative, then, slayer? In order to win someone’s affections?”
Is he serious?! Guillermo could not believe Nandor had the nerve to ask him for courting advice in front of everyone, only hours after insulting him to the Djinn. Was this Nandor’s idea of a joke? Some sick game he was playing?
Well, Guillermo was more than happy to play along.
He looked Nandor right in the eyes, keeping his tone light and airy. “Dancing,” he said. “Even if your partner is the last donut in the display cabinet.”
Nandor’s eyes widened and his mouth fell open, his fangs poking out comically. For a few moments, Guillermo let himself enjoy Nandor’s stunned expression. Then he turned on his heel and walked away, not bothering to hide the smug smile on his face.
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Guillermo takes the gang to an escape room. Literally just like...an episode if they went to an escape room. I needed it in my life and so I created it.
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Do you think I'd give up? by weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
09 Mar 2024
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5 times Guillermo failed to get what he wanted. One time Nandor succeded.
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After leaving to get himself turned, Guillermo returns to the house...as a ghost! Where is his vampire self? What is his unfinished business? And why is he still cleaning the house?? All these questions and more Guillermo is trying to uncover, while also helping his housemates through issues of their own and avoiding the one truth that may finally set his soul to rest.
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Nandor rescues a woman from a pack of stinky werewolves.
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After a few awkward blunders in the vampire household, it is revealed that Nandor has his very own "Grigor" (or Jesk?). But unlike Nadja, he's never made a big deal of it.
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- Part 2 of Holu
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Nadja gets The Guide a very normal gift from the night market.
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Once Upon A Midnight by darkshrimpemotions (jujubiest)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 Feb 2024
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Guillermo de la Cruz is an overworked, underpaid general manager who daydreams about a world more like the one he used to glimpse in the fantasy books and films he loved growing up. Nandor the Relentless is a vampire/werewolf hybrid imprisoned for nearly one hundred years in the dungeons of the Staten Island Vampiric Council. When their worlds collide, Guillermo finds himself caught up in an adventure beyond his wildest imagination. Thrown into a world where dogs talk, vampires are real, and the big bad wolf plays at being prince charming, Guillermo begins to discover that he, too, is more than he has always seemed.
But in a fairy tale this fractured, the road to happily ever after is bound to have a few bumps.
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When Guillermo defends Laszlo from a mysterious attacker, the vampire household is forced to confront their many complicated feelings for each other.
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The Guide will *not* let herself get distracted by thoughts of a certain someone in a low-cut black dress.
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after finding out Guillermo's a vampire, Nandor, hellbent on killing him decides to go after his former familiar.
except something goes wrong...deathly wrong..
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“Maybe I should simply try to seduce him into turning me into a vampire”, Guillermo thought aloud to Derek, eyes looking through the blood-red wine he was drinking.
Guillermo gets invited to Derek's apartment after the young vampire learned that even if the food or drink is red, he still can't consume it. Only blood.
Lucky for him, Guillermo doesn't intend to drink alone.Series
- Part 3 of Febuwhump 2024
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Guillmero wakes up in bed with two things: hungover and a ring on his finger. He just wisheded that he could remember the previous night.
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- Part 6 of Ten Movie Sunday
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The Guide took both of Nadja’s hands in her own, leaned in, and asked, “So you’re telling me you have no close female friends?”
Nadja was close now—close enough that the Guide could see the little flecks of gold in her green irises. The Guide realized this is maybe the closest she’d ever been to Nadja, their faces mere inches apart. She felt as if time had slowed down. Her eyes darted from Nadja’s own, down to her mouth. God, what she would give to take those luscious red lips in her own. She watched as Nadja’s lips parted. Oh, this is really happening now, the Guide thought. Nadja took a breath…and replied, “None at all!”
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How I wanted the rest of this scene to go
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Nadja goes to London with The Guide as her assistant and Guillermo as their bodyguard, to assume her position on the Supreme Vampiric Council.
Rating and tags will change as I post updates to avoid spoilers. All the usual vampire warnings apply, blood drinking, killing etc.
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On the way to a wedding reception, you find yourself squeezed into the back of a car with a handsome stranger. Shenanigans ensue.
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Dead Man's Party by twentyfourblackbirds
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
15 Jan 2024
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“Do you know what’s happening or not,” Nandor said through clenched teeth.
Without looking up, the sorceress said, “He’s undergoing his own Conjunction of the Spheres. Well, just one sphere, actually.”
A disbelieving silence met this statement.
“A Conjunction of the Spheres, localized entirely on Guillermo,” Nandor said, very flatly.
“Yep,” she said, popping the p. “Conjunctions are interdimensional, multiversal collisions. Which means there’s a Guillermo de la Cruz from another universe that’s inhabiting his body right now. Never seen anything like it,” her eyes lit up with unhelpful glee. “I might write my thesis on this.”
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- Part 5 of What Witchers Do in the Shadows