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    Nadja has been a vampire for a few years now and has decided to take a walk around to explore Italy’s night life. There she meets a strange woman who will not remember LITERALLY any of it.

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    After the events of Death or Enthrallment, Guillermo joins Nadja in London as her “enthralled” slayer bodyguard. Meanwhile, Nandor begins a new adventure: therapy. Laszlo navigates co-parenting with Guillermo despite the heartache they know is coming. But when an old enemy returns, the pod find themselves bankrupt! As they scramble to recover, the Guide realizes something is wrong with her. With her history revealed, Guillermo fears they could spark a scandal not seen in the vampire world since 1759.

    Set in the lost year between season 3 and season 4.

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    Repost because I have too much shame to write another back arching smut fic in front of my roommate

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    Nandor wishes to become human in an attempt to regain control over his life, but can he readjust to humanity after 700 years of vampirism?

    This fic will be heavy on Nandor's relationship to himself and others. Although there will be some romance, it will mostly be centered on self actualization.

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    The Guide unwinds after a long day.

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    The Guide has invited Nadja to a...hang out? date? in their chambers.

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    The Guide hadn’t seen someone this many sheets to the wind since the tricentennial Council Orgy of 1796, and her memory failed her for what she had done back then. What was she supposed to do in a situation like this? What was the protocol for when your boss/friend/crush was violently ill?

    Nadja drinks herself sick after the search for a new nightclub act turns up nothing. With Laszlo away and Nadja absolutely miserable, it’s up to the Guide to get Nadja home and try to pick up the pieces.
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    There’s no need to reply to my email, The Relentless. I have no interest in hearing what flimsy justifications you might have for whatever was going through your mind while writing this "book." Write on this matter again, and I will be in touch with your publisher. God encourages me to forgive, but I certainly won’t forget.

    Nandor writes a priest-vampire erotica book. Father Guillermo finally snaps after reading a shitty priest-vampire erotica book. This is a love story.

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    "Vampires - I've taken care of everything everyone has asked of me, and now it's my turn to take care of myself. Remember to discreetly dispose of your corpses, and I'll be in touch soon. Not about cleaning up corpses. I don't do that anymore."

    Guillermo is gone, and the vampires try to adapt to life without him.

    Season 5 spec fic. There will be 10 episodes/stories with multiple chapters per episode.

    Chapter Update 11/23/22:
    1 - Letters 3/3
    2 - Kiln' Thyme 1/3

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    After a string of strange murders, the Guide sets off to investigate when a mysterious woman knocks on the door of their office.

    In flagrante delicto: a legal term used to indicate that a criminal has been caught in the act of committing an offence. Aside from the legal meaning, the Latin term is often used colloquially as a euphemism for someone being caught in the midst of sexual activity.

    (guidja week day 3)

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    Warning: This fic references some spoilers/leaks for season 4 of What We Do in the Shadows.

    After Guillermo and Nandor have a drunken one night stand, Guillermo finds himself in one of the worst fictional tropes from Nandor's favourite young adult novel.

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    Nadja discovers the Guide has a mysterious tattoo and offers to draw it for her. Gay shit ensues.

    For Day 3 of Guidja Week 2022: Solving A Mystery

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    Before the nightclub, before America, and before the memory wipe- Nadja and the Guide share a moment neither of them will remember.

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    Nadja helps The Guide get ready for her first ever unholy masquerade. For day 2 of Guidja week 2022

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    For day 1 of Guidja Week 2022. Am I projecting? No not at aaaallllllll. The Guide gets overstimulated during a meeting and has to go be neurodivergent somewhere safe.

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    Nadja's going through a rough time. While the Guide can't give comforting words, she knows how to comfort her in other ways.

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    The Guide hates people touching their hair. One night, by the crackling fireplace, they let Nadja do it.

    (guidja week day 2)

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    Nadja spent her life trying to live up to the expectations of her family, her community, and the church. In death, she finally found freedom. That is, until Guillermo finds something in the attic that makes her past catch up with her. No – she wasn’t free. She’s been running. Now, there’s nowhere to hide. But, maybe she doesn’t have to do it alone this time. Maybe there is forgiveness for a creature like her...

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    Guillermo has been waiting. He got used to wait, he waited for 13 years, he can wait a bit longer, even if these few weeks feel much longer than the past decade. 

    He felt like he was two steps behind, he didn't know if it was worth hoping if he didn't even know if Nandor would come back. 

    He shook the idea off his head. Nandor will come back.

    In the meantime, he will wait.

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    “A strip club? This is where you humans take off all your little clothes, yes?”

    “Nadja, you wear clothes too, stop acting like-” Guillermo cut himself off before it devolved into a fight. “Yeah. Humans will take off their clothes. Dancers, usually. Do you remember when we did that pole class in London?”
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    Guillermo and Nadja find a new way to save the club.

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