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    After winning the award, DJ Grooves goes back in time to stop Conductor from cheating. However, when he ends up on the Science Express instead, he's got no idea how to go back.
    (Besides, it can't hurt to just talk to people here, right?)

    AKA: Grooves goes back in time, and accidentally messes up the timeline much more than he anticipated.

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    Tie Brat (unwillingly named) is Hat Kid's Vice Captain, with the two of them heading home after a non-descript journey in the spaceship. Obviously disaster strikes and the two of them are stuck on a planet having to collect their fuel source whilst beating back all the friendly/unfriendly residents. Follow the snarky Tie as he has to put up with his Captain whilst basically stealing everything in sight to get magic Badges and Neckwear to help on their quest. And along the way, maybe Tie and Hat will learn how much they mean to each other...maybe.

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    (Feel free too read the chapters in whatever order you want, this fic is gonna be a long one and the early chapters are very ‘rusty‘)

    Collab between me and a friend who doesn't have an Archive account.

    Thanks to the government, the Toppat Orbital Station is thrown out of orbit and crashed landed on an alien planet far away from home. With the station in pieces, the Toppats will likely be forced to spend years of their life there before they can return home. Luckily, one of the members, an alien by the name of 'Hat Girl' has some connections on this planet that will make life here a whole lot easier. Although sometimes it feels like it's too easy. Like there's some bigger reason they're here and are just unaware of...

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    DJ Grooves and The Conductor find themselves at the same studio, matching keys and all. After the first argument out of many, they both conclude to share the property. But at what cost?

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    It had been a while, a while in a general sense. It'd been over forty-two years since DJ Grooves and Conductor had first met, first argued, and had continued to argue since then. Grooves would be lying if he said he wasn't tired of it. It was never civil! They always had to banter about something, who got coffee first thing in the morning, who got the last word, yadda yadda, this and that, it was so incredibly exhausting!

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    Coming out is a terrifying thing, especially in an industry where your reputation is key.
    DJ Grooves decides that the best way to do things is to get the most scary part over with, and to tell the second most terrifying person on the list first. All he has to do is find a time when Conductor is alone...

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    Hattie and Bow, a sorceress and a changeling, finally escape the clutches of the mad people that try to harm them, experiment on them, and treat them like throphies.

    They find a strange band of other magical creatures who are trying to avoid the hunters and other organizations, that terrorize the ever dwindling number of monsters. Will they finally find peace and safety in this new and strange household?

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    When he's abducted to Time's End by an unknown force, DJ Grooves is terrified. He's already in trouble because of the events in the basement of Dead Bird Studios, and the moon penguins are worried too.

    When he's abducted to Time's End by an unknown force, Conductor has a plan. It's an easy way to keep everyone else from worrying, so why are the Express Owls still freaking out?

    (AKA: How do Conductor and DJ Grooves react to the knowledge they're going to be judged at Time's End? Poorly, that's how.)

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    Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a cold-hearted, jealous queen who cursed her one true love to an afterlife of misery and loneliness. Trapped in a manor he once called home, the prince grew as cold-hearted as the queen once was.

    Once upon a time, in a not-so-faraway land, lived a person with a heart of gold and a kickass little sister who went on adventures.

    This is the story of how their fates intertwined on one fateful winter's day.
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    This is a purely self-indulgent Beauty and the Beast AU of A Hat in Time. I fell in love with the game and the characters and, dangit, there aren't enough Snatcher/Reader fics, so I come bearing this gift to contribute. Hope you enjoy reading as much as I enjoyed thinking about the concept and never actually doing anything about it till now!

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    Conductor doesn't know how to bind right, so Grooves helps him check how bad it is.

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    After suffering from a terrible fate on her home planet, something that changed everything she knew and believed on, Hat "Kid" goes back to the only planet she had made conections with, more than anywhere else. But knowing how the folks out there can get a bit... passionate about what they want and how they will get it, she fears she'll see the same scenario again...
    Until a decision, a terrible decision, wakes up on her mind.

    Is she willing to make the same mistake of her nemesis just to protect her new home?

     

    Peck yeah.

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    As one of the few humans in a town ran by birds, you had trouble making ends meet. Imagine your surprise when you find an advertisement for an internship in acting with the Moon Penguins at Dead Bird Studio, call to ask if you can still apply and immediately get accepted. Grooves is a very nice boss and expresses his gratitude for your application a lot, while his world-renowned rival does quite the opposite. From the moment you set foot in the studio, The Conductor seemed to immediately dislike you. He wouldn't so much as look at you when you greeted him and never seemed to even consider being nice to you in the public eye. In private... you honestly didn't know.

    That was soon to change, however. DJ Grooves notices your interest in his rival and, albeit reluctantly, sets up a plan to give the two of you some time away from prying eyes. Will this be your chance to set right what went wrong on your first day? Does The Conductor even still think that lowly of you?

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    Tired of being nose-deep in work after the world nearly ending, Hat Kid decided it was time for a vacation, dragging her shipmate, Cloak Kid, with her. With a crew of white clumsy seals, and a grumpy walrus at the helm, they go on a cruise into the arctic. However, Hat Kid's plans for rest and relaxation are put on hold after finding some anomalies of the Time Piece variety.

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    first time really figuring out how to use ao3 (i have no idea what im doing)

    i am by no means a writer or good at coming up with stories so just take whatever my brain comes up with

    (i might add more idk though)

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    1/?
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    After they promised Hat Kid to try working on a movie together, DJ Grooves and the Conductor run into a problem.

    Specifically, a problem involving a ballroom, dancing, and crushed toes.

     

    A lot of crushed toes.

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    Hat Kid has retrieved all the Time Pieces, set things back to how they should be, and is ready to go home. Earth will be none the wiser that she even existed.

    Then Snatcher turns up to inform her that in fact, they remember /everything/.

    Meanwhile Alex, an innocent player of A Hat in Time, is caught in the events of Time's End and has to settle in on the planet. What happens when you don't live by the same rules of physics and logic, and the most powerful people on the planet think you're a child tyrant's pawn?

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    6/?
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    5
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    It's Hat Kid's birthday, and everyone is excited to celebrate it. Unfortunately, Hat Kid has to go take care of a Time Rift- her job never stops, after all.

    Something goes wrong, however, and Hat Kid ends up somewhere... different yet similar to the place she's come to be so used to while living her life.

    Now she's struggling to find out how to get home while dealing with an assortment of familiar but ever-changing characters that try to help, hinder or just ignore her while she tries to figure out what is going on and whether or not she'll be back in time for her celebratory birthday cake.

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    A group of children escape their lives as soldiers in training to go on a planet full of new friends and adventures, but little do they know that the battle led by their parents will soon be their own.

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    conductor is having a mid-life crisis and grooves feels like a piece of shit! they decide to go on a vacation together and put aside their rivalry only to face a fuck-ton of problems. i thought this was a vacation?

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    Also known as the worst thing I've ever written. Inspired by a run of the first act of Dead Bird Studio in which I accrued so much debt the game stopped working.

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