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    Attending the Arena of the Void Bearer is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

    Mostly because those who compete never leave alive.

    Anyone else, such as the audience? They’re rarely able to stomach more than one visit. Inside the Voidan Arena is a constant bloodbath of innocents plucked off the street.

    Those who fight aren’t limited to adults that run to the doors begging for fame and fortune. The Arena guards take anyone they can find.

    The young. The younger. The old. The new. The sick. The dying. The lonely. The loved.

    They take them from their homes and tell them to fight to appease their goddess.

    Technoblade figures that out pretty quickly when he’s sent there and is told to fight a child.

    Tommy figures that out even faster when he’s taken from his home at the ripe old age of ten, is handed a sword, and is told to swing it or die.

    — — —

    (Or, Technoblade is brought to the death hole that is the Voidan Arena and picks up a child that wants to go home. Techno vows to take the child—and a *few* others— home)

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    The barely healed blisters on his hands burned in a familiar way as they held onto the hoe he left behind few days ago. It seemed that the only thing Techno took relief in lately was discomfort.

     

    When the sun colored the starry night sky red, his back was still bent over his plants, his scars that were oh, so prominent back in that tavern, now were pastel pink in the new lightning.

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    Mumza looked at Ghostbur and decided that this was bullshit and chucked him into a new dimension for a better life.

    Aka:

    Ghostburs fate sucks so here I am ignoring it and girlbossing my way through this.

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    A series of oneshots. Because I haven't had time to work on my actual stories.

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    Technoblade is ordinary- or perhaps out of the ordinary, seeing as most people in this world have powers. For most, minor powers, but powers nonetheless. So when techno doesn’t have superpowers in a family of superheroes, ultimately he feels left out. His family leave him to go on missions, missing important milestones in his life simply to attend meetings and do ‘important superhero stuff’. Techno had enough.
    (This work is somewhat accidentally inspired by tommyinnits clinic for superheroes as I think that’s where some of the superhero names and powers originated??)

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    Bad news for Techno, there are consequences for your actions, even when your actions are driven by repressed instincts. Our hero wakes up in the aftermath and proceeds with, not caution but uh..... paranoia.
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    “Techno! Technoblade wait! Just wait a minute kid! Come back!” he shouted before he reached him and grabbed his hand to stop him. “Listen Tech, it’s fine you don’t-”
    The piglin whirled around and pushed Tubbo away sharply, “Techno, Tech, kid, it’s fine!” he mocked. “No its obviously not fucking fine, Underscore! Since when are we fucking buddies hmm? Last time I checked I shot you in the face! And I’m pretty confident shooting someone doesn’t usually imply that we’re in the nicknames stage!”
    Tubbo winced at the shouting but raised his hands in a gesture of good will. “You’re right, you’re right, Technoblade. You shot me with a crossbow, and Tommy was pissed about it, yeah? But we settled it, remember?”
    Techno stared on in bafflement, “Settled it- I, what the fuck Underscore?”

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    It had been a long time since Technoblade had last seen light. Real light. All he knows now is the arena, the smell of copper, and red. There's a constant pressure in his skull, ready to pop at any moment. It calls for blood. It demands blood.

    Technoblade knows the ways of battle well. He follows a code of honor. He's not too good at communication, partly because he isn't used to the modern dialect of English and its unspoken cues, and partly because he hates people and hasn't interacted with them much. He knows battle, and he knows the arena. He knows how to survive.

    But man, social interactions. Not fun.

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    The last thing Technoblade remembers was spending time with his friends after the Syndicate rescued Dream from that inhumane prison called Pandora's Vault and beat Quackity and Sam into the ground. Now? Technoblade has somehow reincarnated into a show that some of Chat saw when they were alive, which makes no sense considering he still has 3 canon lives left and he is the Blood God.

    Stuck in a new world, Technoblade has to figure out what had happened and perhaps find a way home. And while he's at it, he might as well take down a corrupt government in the process.

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    Technoblade wasn’t always called Technoblade. He went through many names and titles before that.

    There was also a period of time where he was king of a country. He wasn’t really proud of it, later in life.

    Although he had been crown prince it was a rather… let’s say, “sudden” development.
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    "Well, I'm sure you can provide a traveler with a quick place to sleep in, right?" A dry chuckle before the man continued. "Or we finish this today and I'll leave this evening."

    Technoblade frowned again. "You'll be fine," he said, scolding down the beggar.

    "Not really the most reassuring thing coming from your mouth when I saw…" the man gestured wildly, "this…" his smile finally fell. His stare was blank and long as he looked up to Protesilaus.
    --
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    At thirteen Techno became king. At fourteen he became a conqueror. At sixteen he lost all he built.

    Or:
    Techno, called Protesilaus at first, gets cursed by Philza. Now he has to dodge war, cults and loans, and at some point has to juggle an eight year old Ranboo in between all of this at the ripe age of 18. Also, did I mention he got turned into a glorified furry?

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    Some members of the chat were human, once. It was a long time ago, but four remember life before they were voices. When Technoblade dies of a deadly disease, these four stay on the Dream SMP, dealing with grief together with members that they know more about than the people themselves. Healing is a long process, and it is never linear. I hope with this, you, the members of chat that didn't stay, will be able to heal right along with these four. All hate to Techno will be deleted without hesitation.

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    Piglin hybrid Technoblade is in the wrong place at the wrong time to become unwilling caretaker of a young Enderman.
    If asked, he only kept Ranboo because the Voices bullied him into it.
    Rewrite of Technoblade's role in the Dream SMP.
    Fictional characters only!

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    There is nothing.

    The utter emptiness of war on which he revels, the air of fear finally simmering down around him.

    He remains entre standing.

    He will remain standing for decades, centuries after anyone who remembers the ones he cut through, as easily as grass, have fallen. He'll be the only one to know of this battle, will be the only one to remember him.

    There is peace.

    Then, the other swings his fist towards the god's face.

    Thus is the end of the Blood God, going unnoticed in the middle of an empty battlefield.

    As all soldiers are.

    or; technoblade is the blood god. a journey of becoming human.

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    Nobody else DreamXD had watched had ever reacted to a hug quite as strongly, even the most touch-starved. It seemed that Technoblade hugs were simply– special.
    And so that is how DreamXD came to the conclusion that Technoblade was the best hugger on the server.

    Or, Technoblade hugs are so good even God notices

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    From the age of fourteen, after an incident that threw George’s life down the drain, he has been working with a very lethal, highly intelligent group of people known worldwide as the Titans. George (otherwise known as his alias The Veil), will stop at nothing to get what he has been training his entire life to achieve but… what if something — someone gets in the way of that?

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    Techno went to the nether to get netherwart he didn’t expect to come back with a child instead

     

    (I suck at summary’s)

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    Tommy picks up smoking after pogtopia. The worse things got, the worse his habits got. Phil’s crows keep bringing Phil cigarette butts, Technoblade keeps forcing Tommy to bath to get the smell off of him, and Wilbur won’t let him go.

    Tommy tries to get better by going to Ranboo for help, the only person who is soft enough to cave in, and Tommy secretly goes to Quackity to grab more cigarettes.

    What happens when the rest of the SBI figures out Tommy is smoking? Will their possessiveness get in the way? Will Ranboo let his instincts to protect and possess over Tommy take over?

    (Underage for smoking, NOT smut, please don’t read if that’s what you’re looking for.)

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    "Not so tough now, hmm Blood God?" They taunted, scratching at the darkness behind his eyes. Technoblade found it harder to ignore the voices, especially as they got louder and more demanding. Yet, even the voices will listen when family calls.

     

    Set in the DSMP Arctic with DSMP members
    Canon divergence i.e. no L’Manberg, add SBI family dynamics.

     

    CW: depictions of intrusive thoughts and mental illness.
    Thank you Technoblade, For Everything.
    Written June 2021

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    Technoblade has a, quite graphic and bloody, nightmare and Crimson sends Tommy to comfort him

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    “Hey” Tommy starts, hope clear in his voice “I have a soccer tournament today, I already asked Ranboo to go drive me but uh-“ He adverted his eyes “I wanted to let you know-“ his voice went quite with the question, “Incase you wanted to be there” he finishes, staring at the floor. “Oh Toms-” Wilbur starts guiltily, and Tommy knows what’s next “I’m so sorry but I don’t think we’ll be able to make it sunshine”Phil interrupts his brother “Yeah mate, works been super intense lately. We can’t take a break until we figure out how to stop this-“ Tommy feels his heart break again. He practiced hard for this and it was a big deal that Tommy made it in and his family won’t even show. “Uh mate?” Tommy keeps a straight face as he turns around and goes to his room, slamming the door behind him. The last time his family was even around for long enough was years ago and Tommy was sick of it, even as he heard the argument happening in the kitchen. There was only one way to get his family’s attention. And so, Tommy became a villian

    Or

    Sbi are heroes and neglected tommy unknowingly cueing V!Tommy
    AU BASED ON THIS:
    https://m4ycrowave.tumblr.com/post/688095958041608192/au-where-sbi-are-heroes-and-tommy-becomes-a

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    Techno had been stuck with the Voices for as long as he could remember. They regularly gave him a headache, but at least he rarely got bored. After all, there was always someone around to chat with.

    (aka three random conversations Techno and Chat had over the years)

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