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    🚨𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶🚨𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶🚨𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶🚨

    In the not-too-distant future, Timothée Chalamet vanishes without a trace somewhere in Northern England…

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    English
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    35/35
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    1223
    Kudos:
    280
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    9207
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    Someone read In the Interim and asked for a Rhys POV, so here ya go. This little P without much P takes place after the Vanity Fair lie detector interview.

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    English
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    3,235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1070
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    Inspired by the lie detector test Taika and Rhys took! Rhys feels insecure and Taika cheers him up. Friendshippy.

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    495
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    812
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    They’re practicing the kiss, which is meant to be sweet and heartfelt, when Taika goes and sticks his tongue into Rhys’s mouth.

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    6,284
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    426
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    3053
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    Let's be honest, we're all just waiting for the next installment of "the body believes" and I'm personally craving it like air, so I wrote this to tide myself over.

    In other news, Rhys and Taika give each other orgasms after a touch of angst.

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    English
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    3,482
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1459
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    But the thing is, the truth is: he wishes he could touch Rhys with his own hands.

    Series
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    English
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    5,117
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    105
    Kudos:
    386
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    4011
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    Taika Waititi fucks you. That's literally it.

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    2,030
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1213
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    Little bit of rom/smut that I couldn't help writing, in which I utterly torture a metaphor to death.

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    English
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    2,170
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1041
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    Rhys was used to Taika’s sometimes unusual sleeping habits, but this was a first even for Taika.
    No smut, just friendship content. Please R + R.

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    English
    Words:
    911
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    286
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    If entering Taika's trailer without permission was bad, listening to Taika and Rhys like this is unforgivable.

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    3,865
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    280
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2107
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    Antwan and Prudence are two big names in Silicon Valley. He’s a big shot game publisher, while she’s a plucky head programmer for a tech NGO. Best friends, ex-friends ’till the end—frankly better as lovers. Too bad none of them have the emotional quotient to realize it.

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    English
    Words:
    17,499
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    839
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    Visiting your boyfriend Taika on set, you're overwhelmed by what his leather outfit does to you and you find yourself enwrapped in a Blackbeard roleplay.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,510
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2187
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    It’s not real. He knows it’s not real. It’s their job for it not to be real, and it has never been real, will never be real, it isn’t real.

    It’s just—

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,676
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    709
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    7431
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    “Fuck off, shut up. What I mean is—I want it to look right, you know?” He looks at his hands, his feet, then over at Taika where he’s folded up in the chair from Hell like fucking origami. He looks at him, and for a split second Taika can see someone else behind his eyes.

    Ah, Taika thinks. Yeah, that does kind of make sense.

    Series
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    English
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    4,508
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    807
    Bookmarks:
    132
    Hits:
    8832
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    Just a little smutty romantic drabble! I binged this show and it's my favorite new thing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    377
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    390
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    4143
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    Chris gets interrupted while thinking about Taika but Taika's more than happy to oblige.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,935
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    934
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    this is literally the script from a school assignment we had to do, we were laughing the whole time but ended up getting a good grade from it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    671
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    74
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    Laila is an accomplished playwright and director. Will misogyny and her resulting choices throw a wrench in her fulfilling all of her dreams? As well as her desires as the sexy Tom Hiddleston is suddenly flung into the mix? Can she dominate him the way he has her heart?

    DO NOT READ if you do not like romance and longing. The sex will come, but only for the patient.

    There are also a lot of song references. Music is its own character here.

    Not finished.

    Chapter 9 is coming soon

    Also, there is some editing to be done. Honestly uploaded this trying to test it! There is some formatting issues I need to work out.

    Please leave a comment if there is ANYTHING you want to share, and of course Kudos are always appreciated!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,694
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    555
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    ⭐A collection of crazy one shots of the new The Suicide Squad film by James Gun. I'll slowly be taking requests of any character and accept lemons too! But only for male characters. Like the movie, this will contain many warnings..⭐

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,750
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    7157
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    My attempt to write an episode of Flight of the Conchords.

    When Jemaine finds a cool new friend from New Zealand, Bret is jealous. But are Taika's intentions entirely honourable?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,942
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    247

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