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    The folks at County preform in a special version of The Great British Bake Off

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    The moment Mel spotted the beanpole with the highlights and the tattooed shirt approaching the tent, looking like he'd stumbled out of a rave and hightailed it straight to Berkshire, she and Sue looked at each other and knew immediately that he would set the Great British Twitter Sphere ablaze.

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    Two American ex-pats find love in a white tent, as told by Mel and Sue.

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    The music cut. There was a moment of deep, profound silence as Todoroki’s biscuits appeared on television. He would be responsible for the trauma of millions.

    “I- erm,” Paul said, and then paused. Opened his mouth. Closed it again. Todoroki rode through the silence, unfazed.

    “Oh, god,” Midoriya whispered, hiding his mouth behind his palm.

    “This is… inedible,” Paul told Todoroki, staring at the monstrosity in horror.

    Todoroki did not reply.

    Mary leaned forward, her fork held in front of her like a shield. “I… honestly, dear, I can’t tell if it’s burnt or underbaked. Did you… did you even put it in the oven?”

    “Yeah,” said Todoroki. He pushed his heels together and then back out again a few times in quick succession. It was simply too bizarre for Mary, who set down her fork and backed away.

    Paul bravely stuck his fork into the block and tried to dig up a spoonful. The utensil got stuck. He seemed too shocked to speak. From his worktable, Bakugou scream-cackled.

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    Class 1-A appears on a special of the Great British Bake-Off. Property damage ensues.

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    You're an up-and-coming comic in the UK and upon scouting you for the upcoming series of Taskmaster, you and Greg soon become a couple. Between you both, there's sweet nothings and sarcasm abound. When the studio filming wraps, your relationship will no longer be hidden from the public. But at the moment, your biggest concern is the small vibrating bullet that the Taskmaster himself is controlling, all while the cameras are rolling as the second episode of the series is almost finished being filmed. You've given Greg a special task and it's evident he's not going to half-ass his effort. How many points will you award your devious lover?

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    Jyn Erso a été blessée, tant par la vie que par l'amour, mais elle a fait de son mieux ces deux dernières années pour devenir une meilleure version d'elle-même, plus forte et plus confiante. Le point culminant de ce projet est sa participation à son émission de télé favorite - le Great British Bake Off. Quand elle apprend que son oncle de substitution et goûteur préféré a également goûté aux créations d'un autre pâtissier dans son dos, elle ressent une étincelle de jalousie. Une étincelle qui s'intensifie quand elle découvre que ce rival va être un camarade de compétition dans l'émission, un certain Cassian Andor.

    Mais bientôt, cette étincelle de jalousie attisera une flamme bien différente - celle d'une attirance romantique clairement réciproque. Jyn peut-elle trouver la recette parfaite pour réaliser ses ambitions de pâtissier étoilé sans renoncer à la romance naissante avec un de ses compétiteurs ? Il n'y a qu'une seule façon de le savoir. À vos marques, prêts, pâtissez !

    Un Great British Bake Off (Le Meilleur Pâtissier) AU, mettant en scène des personnages de Rogue One et de la trilogie originale.

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    a collection of characters from all six series of LOD go on britain's favourite baking show

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    Harry is a professional baker. Kreacher is a professional house-elf. They both love to please Draco. Draco loves to be pleased. Ready, set, bake!

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    in which harry is the almost perfect housewife and tries to win bake off

    a story told in snapshots

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    David Tennant receives an invitation letter to the GBCO.
    Crack porn ensues.

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    in which mel and sue are like people on a plane?? and its like all these random people from the great british baking show but idk theyre like connected or sum

    tbh idk why mel would be listening to american music but just go with it sex y people

    inspired by this song: https://open.spotify.com/track/73IhqME9ZIlqb8gXM905hJ

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    The paladins of Voltron must face their greatest challenge yet when they find themselves mysteriously transported onto the set of the beloved and charming television series "The Great British Bake Off".
    Will there be patisserie?
    Will there be murder?
    Both are equally as likely.

    I've decided to christen my new AO3 account with a fic I posted on Wattpad a while back. I don't remember writing most of this but please read and enjoy! :-)

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    Bakugou's been waiting to get into the tent for years and show the world how good his bakes are. Kirishima works on the camera crew in the tent.

    Bakugou figures the cameraman with the shark teeth and the red hair is okay.
    Kirishima thinks the angry baker is pretty manly.

    Written as a birthday present for lore_shark!

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    What if a Mandalorian worked security for the Great British Bake Off Christmas show? What if he fell for one of the contestants?

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    A story told in sequential 100-word drabbles for the Twelvetide Drabbles, an annual fourteen-day drabble challenge to raise money for a social justice cause during the holiday season. This year's challenge raises money for the Partnership for Inclusive Disaster Strategies.

    One prompt per day provided by elizajane.

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    Twitter vicar Reverend Aziraphale and former lead singer of the Hell Hounds Anthony Crowley have both enrolled for a special festive edition of the Great British Bake Off. Aziraphale needs to win to prove to the diocese that he can take a more modern message to the masses, while Crowley is looking to rehabilitate his image as a Devil-worshipping bad boy.

    Early on, they identify each other as tough competition and set out to secure victory—tackling unexpected weddings, storms, and Sargent Shadwell, who may well accidentally blow the tent up before they make it to the Show Stopper.

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    Lucy Worsley is a quintessentially English historian specialising in castles who is going through a complicated time with her partner, Mark.

    Sue Perkins is a dreamy butch comedian renowned for her sharp wit and cheeky sense of humour, who longs to connect with someone at a deeper intellectual level.

    When they meet on the set of a historical documentary, Sue is smitten, but Lucy is unimpressed.

    Tea, shortbread, and historical banter ensues, as Sue tries to win Lucy over. But will Lucy deal with the feelings of her past in order to take the next step with Sue? And will Sue be able to find what she’s really looking for in Lucy, who seems to always hold her at arm’s length?

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    Elma had been away from cameras on the long flight, but here she was again, hair done, lipstick on. Nathaniel had pointed out the Lady Astronaut wasn’t required to do this, but this was about baking. Showing that baking was normal on Mars was very important to her.

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    Recipe:
    Take one adored, innuendo filled British TV show about amateur bakers competing to win a coveted cake stand.
    Mix with supernatural Canadian TV show about redemption, found family and self acceptance.
    Add more knob jokes.
    Stir until just combined then pour into a well greased Ao3 pan.
    Bake for 12 chapters then serve Haught to a hopefully receptive audience.

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    The GBBO-AU nobody needed. Just a drabble (that turned into 5 pages) based on an idea that came to me based on a comment on another one of my Gorillaz fics.

    What season of GBBO you ask? Ehhhhhhh. It's debatable. In this version, they're on Channel 4, but it's still Mel/Sue/Mary/Paul and the dynamic is a lot like the earlier seasons. But there's also some references to infamous GBBO moments from later seasons. SO WHO KNOWS. I'm just here to shitpost and write fluffy crack. Same applies to what phase of Gorillaz. Less-abusive Murdoc being genuinely a sweetheart but still a disaster of a person. Sad youngish 2D being a derp who can't bake.

    (Also in this 2D and Murdoc don't know each other before competing and aren't musicians. They're just there to make SWAN SHAPED SCONES.)

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    The classic British Baking Show heads to the states for its latest season.

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    Language:
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