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    Izzy est un ancien chef cuisinier, un des plus renommés du milieu car il a longtemps été l'associé du très célèbre Edward Teach, tous deux à la tête du "Barbe Noire bar et restaurant et autres gourmandises et délices". Le monde entier rêvait de dîner à une de leurs tables. Mais, comme bon nombre de rêves, il n'a pas duré. S'est brisé en mille morceaux entre ses doigts. Aujourd'hui, Izzy vit reclus loin de ce monde qu'il a toujours détesté. Seul, tranquille.

    Enfin, tranquille jusqu'à l'arrivée d'un certain Stede Bonnet dans son existence. Et, Izzy va vite l'apprendre à ses dépens, il est très difficile de se débarrasser de Stede Bonnet une fois pris dans ses filets.

    Stupide Stede Bonnet, putain.

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    Lucius washes up on an island, and is horribly incompetent at survival, until he meets someone on the island who helps him become less incompetent at surviving and they become besties.

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    “No turning back now, Stede,” he tells himself. “Enjoy it while it lasts. You need to for yourself.” It’s an escape and that’s all he needs right now. Freedom. Anything goes at sea, and by god he was going to try to live up to the ship's motto the best he could.

    Or: Recently divorced Stede Bonnet books a vacation, but accidently books a gay cruise instead. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Prompted into creation by a tumblr post from user notebooks-and-laptops (notebooksandlaptops on ao3!)
    https://notebooks-and-laptops.tumblr.com/post/682690642815713280/modern-au-stede-isnt-a-tailor-or-a-flower-shop

    Stede Bonnet runs a newly-opened bar, on the other end of the street from the famed Blackbeard's Bar & Grill - can he keep this business afloat?
    Edward Teach, on the other hand, is intrigued by the bar his right-hand man claims is nothing but a "stupid fucking tearoom."

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    42 year-old Stede Bonnet is fresh out of divorce and is now having a midlife crisis. So what’s a man to do? Start a tattoo business, of course! Gentleman’s Tattoos competes with The Blackbeard Piercing and Tats Co., romance, competition, and comedy ensues…..

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    1/?
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    Stede Bonnet was a completely normal human. 100% human blood through his veins. Just an ordinary man, becoming a pirate. A Gentleman Pirate.

    However, he somehow finds himself surrounded by the most strange ensemble of creatures as a crew. He can’t complain, though. Family’s family, no matter what they might be.

     

    (Aka an au were Stede is the only human on top of the Revenge. Also Buttons, but he’s weird enough in canon, why bother changing him?)

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    Mystery. Infidelity. Crime. Skeletons in the closet. And two men who find a connection that threatens to burn them all down.

    Edward Teach's mother Annie used to rule the seaside town of Dos Corazones. That is, until the elite of the town decided she had too much power and started tearing her down piece by piece.

    Some years later, Stede Bonnet arrives in town, at the start of a mid-life crisis. He purchases the Revenge, intending on turning into a tour boat. He's unaware of the ship's history, or its connection to Annie Teach.

    And he never thought he'd fall head over heels for a bar owner with a deep connection to the town - while both of them are married.

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    The ship is lonely. Maybe Stede should have expected that. It was never built for just him, bumping around the corridors like a particularly clumsy ghost. No, it was built for a family. For Stede’s family, specifically.

    In light of their absence, he supposes he’ll have to find a new one. Well, for now, he’d settle for a crew. But how does one go about finding the right sort of pirates for a venture like his?

    Turns out, one doesn’t. The right sort of pirates find you.

     

    In which the crew of the Revenge comes to be. Crew backstory because I tear up over these idiots every single day.

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    “Hey, so, those two, right, they get together in the end?” Ed asks.

    “I would protest spoiling it, but I think it's rather obvious, isn't it?” Stede says. His nose wrinkles as he smiles. “The tension is certainly there from the beginning. It just takes them a while to get there.”

    “Good. Would have been a shit story otherwise."

     

    Former local grunge legend Edward Teach, better known as Blackbeard of Blackbeard & the Krakens, has fallen on hard times. Following slanderous accusations from ex-bandmate (and ex-lover) Calico Jack, Ed is blacklisted from all his usual venues. His career is over, and, so far as he’s concerned, so is his life. He spends his days wallowing in a dingy Seattle apartment, fighting with his manager and bemoaning his loss of purpose.

    Enter one Stede Bonnet, Ed’s obnoxiously loud next-door-neighbor. Stede Bonnet is an overly enthusiastic playwright who cares way too much about Shakespeare and writes like a dandy from the 18th century.

    He’s the most interesting thing to happen to Ed in years.

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    Stede Bonnet, Oluwande Boodhari and Edward Teach work at Columbia University. Where they delve into the paranormal and fiddle with many nearly unethical experiments on their students. After a ghost sighting in the New York library solidified the group’s belief in the paranormal they are kicked out of the University. Following Ed’s and Oluwande’s plan they go into business for themselves. Under the new snazzy business name of ‘Ghostbusters’, and living in the old firehouse building they work out of, they are called to rid New York City of paranormal phenomena. They make national press as the media reports the Ghostbusters are the cause of it all. After being thrown in jail by the EPA, the mayor, left with no other options, had to take a chance and called on them to help save the city. Unbeknownst to all, a long dead Gozer worshiper (Evo Shandor) erected a downtown apartment building which is the cause of all the paranormal activity. They find out the building could resurrect the ancient god, Gozer, and bring an end to all of humanity. Who are you gonna call to stop this terrible world-ending menace?

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    Blackbeard has decided it is time for him to take a wife, but he finds something else instead.

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    Lucius and Pete bemoan their lack of funds.

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    A drizzle aboard the Revenge floats a set of memories to the surface.

    Or, since the Revenge crew is together again, Stede and Lucius seem to be much closer. The first drizzle of winter recalls the beginnings of a new friendship. (And also, it gives way to gentle moments between co-captains.)

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    Stede is a lord turned king, slowly building his kingdom after defeating a tyrant who attacked his house and lands. He wants to do right by the land and it’s people, even if the idea of being king is repulsive. It takes time, but he starts to change the ideas of how a king is supposed to act into something more bearable for all of them to live with, himself included.

    Ed was a prisoner that Stede’s soldiers pulled from said tyrant king’s dungeons and decided to make sport of him because of what house he belongs to. He’s freed after Stede intervenes and is sent on his way, making connections with a group of rebels that want Stede removed. Ed doesn’t care one way or another. He has other plans, like reclaiming his home and healing himself. Besides, Stede isn’t a bad king as far as he’s concerned.

    They have nothing in common, nothing to bring them together, and yet, over the years their paths continue to cross, and their eyes continue to meet until they finally figure out what manner of thread that pulls them together and binds them.

    Some things are just meant to be.

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    Unceremoniously Ed grabbed him by a shirt and for a short moment, Stede thought that this madman was going to kiss him. Instead, he has undone two top buttons of his shirt.
    ‘Much better. You already look less uptight,’ Ed smiled, patting him on the arm.
    ‘Oh… thank you,’ Stede felt like he was nineteen again, the last time he was in a place like this, in a different life almost. ‘Well… I think that this,’ he took his handkerchief and placed it in that ridiculous leather jacket, ‘should complement a lovely bartender who made me an amazing drink today and… is quite lovely.’
    ‘Oh,’ Ed touched the material, he almost looked shy. ‘But I don’t work here.’
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    Stede isn’t happy with how his life went so far. At some point he decides to change things in his life. Still, he’s unhappily married, but he and Mary have a deal to get a divorce when the time comes.
    Edward is three times national champion in mixology, yet people come to him and ask for most basic drinks. He would much prefer to make drinks with smoke.
    So when by a miracle they run into each other they instantly fall for each other and find a muse in one another.
    Or Coffee Shop AU but there's no coffee only vodka.

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    This story takes place post-season one, after Ed and Stede work though their issues.
    Jack and Edward's old crew come for a visit aboard Revenge and Stede doesn't like it at all. Lucius gives him ''advice'' on how to make Edward send them away and yes Stede being Stede actually follows through. Smut ensured😉

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    Edward Teach is the increasingly dissatisfied co-owner of Blackbeard Antiques with his best friend Izzy. He loves the fine things they sell, but is sick of a life surrounded by obnoxious rich people. Then one day he encounters a pretty posh boy (well middle aged man) he can actually stomach and who might just change everything…

    Stede Bonnet has channelled his mid-life crisis into becoming an unconventional Saville Row tailor, making beautiful bespoke suits at Bonnet & Friends with a merry crew of misfits. The trouble is they don't have any paying clients and the business is on the brink of failure before it's even really begun. Then one day a gravelly voice calls out of the blue with a business opportunity that might help the struggling tailor find his feet personally and professionally…

    A modern AU set in England that no one asked for, but popped unbidden into my head out of nowhere anyway! Relatively long form, mostly fluff with some angst and a bit of smut down the line.

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    28/28
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    188
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    38
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    Premise: After the new basketball stadium in Revenge, Indiana turns into a sinkhole, the town is in a scramble to ensure solvency. Two auditors have been sent from Indianapolis to cut the city budget. That won't happen if Stede Bonnet, Deputy Director of the Department of Parks and Recreation has anything to say about it.

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    29/?
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    467
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    As much as he loved Ed, Stede could admit that the blatant disrespect of the thing that he had spent so much time on, something that Ed knew was important to him, had managed to put a dent into his affection for the man.

    Ed had the decency to look guilty whenever he saw Stede looking across the empty shelves.

    “I was pissed,” Ed said by way of an explanation, “I thought you were gone forever so I didn’t see why I would need to keep your books when I can’t read them anyway.”

    “Yes, I can see that. You did the same with my crew.”

    The crew. Stede’s found family that Ed had left on the beach like they didn’t mean anything.

    Like they weren’t people.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    250
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    46
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    2994
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    Ed and Stede want to bugger, but before they do so, they have to face the thoughts and feelings they've been hiding from one another. And they've been hiding more than they think. Also featured: Lucius being a great friend and wingman and vulnerability and care are hot.

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    English
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    38,236
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    33
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    118
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    3445

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