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    The sudden torrential downpour was hindering your escape. Navigating through the thick foliage was getting more difficult with each step. The noise from the rain along with the raging river besides your path was enough to hide yourself.

    Or so you thought...

    "I found her!!"

    You try to turn to the opposite direction of the voice, but the dirt underneath you gives way. Sending you down, towards the river below.

    The last thing that you hear was someone shouting your name in the distance, until the cold water envelopes you whole.

    You kick and push your arms against the harsh waters, trying your best to remain afloat, but the current is just too strong. The only good thing about this is, it's carrying you far away from your captors. You keep on thrashing upwards while Inhaling unwanted water as you try to bob your head above. But it's all too much. You're getting tired. Black spots starts to appear in your vision and your chest feels heavy. Your lungs stings, as if you're trying to inhale needles instead of air.

    Amidst the pain and darkness you hear a voice, getting closer.

    "BROTHER! I THINK I FOUND A HUMAN!"

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    Reader: "Ever since I was little, I always felt a tugging. To the Northeast, the city near Mt. Ebbot. There were always stories about it, about the girl from a small town who goes there and finds her way. But this is reality, and the real world does not care about dreams built by Disney, or the greatest love stories ever found in books and movies. This isn't Oliver and Company, this isn't Coyote Ugly, this is real life. A lost 27 year old, who changes oil and tires to pay bills. So why am I still here? In this world that tells me what I want, doesn't exist. But the skeleton? He was the embodiment of a nightmare, those black pits with red lights glaring at me. His teeth were sharp, curved into a frightful smile, one gold tooth glinted in the light, the red smoke from his cigar. It felt like sins crawling up my back. Somehow he exists".

    "Easy there Dollface, didn' mean ta' rattle y'er bones"

    Sans Gaster: It felt like just yesterday, that the barrier fell. The king was overthrown, and humans and monsters were forced to co-exist again. That was years ago. Today, he was out on a job, doin' a little detective work for his bro. He expected to find shadows from the past. He didn't expect this.

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    Handplates , but underfell?

    just angst no comfort 👍

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    While going on a trail ride, Ulysses and Bill fall into an underground bunker.

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    Red was seriously done with today, and it had only just started. He overslept, again, which led to his Boss being late, again. That seriously pissed him off, Red might not care about his reputation, but he did. Blah blah blah. On top of that, Red forgot to clean and repair Edge’s battle body the night before, meaning he was not only late, but had to go around “LOOKING LIKE A SLOB LIKE YOU!!!”. The last words Red heard as his Boss stomped out of the house was to pick up his filthy sock pile after work, and to “NOT FALL ASLEEP AT YOUR POST AGAIN YOU LAZY-” before he grew too far away to hear.
    Red was seriously done with today.

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    For as long as she could remember, she was alone. Living life like a lie, pretending that she was normal despite the years that past and she was never growing old. She watched creatures and Humans die, easily surpassing their lives and meeting once again in the underworld - or when she is evaluating their lives.

    When Monsters make their appearance little over five years ago, her life isn’t so dull anymore - but what happens when a ton of skeletons suddenly appear and cause havoc in her boring life?

    And, uh, well.. let’s say she isn’t the easiest person to get along with.

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    What happens when you combine a depressed mess in an abusive relationship with a mix of overprotective and semi emotionally constipated skeletons. Fun times, let me tell y'all.

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    I just remembered back in 2019, I uploaded this fanfic on Wattpad and deleted it. So here's my attempt at sort of remembering how this fanfic went.

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    On one Halloween night, Bailin seems to find themselves in the Underground, while dressed like Papyrus. Frisk had just reset, leaving Sans in confusion about the new human. But what does Sans know about a trans-15-year-old that is somehow taller than Papyrus?

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    A short story about Aradia being Aradia. Just a fun little story about her and her hobby of digging up skeletons.

    No smut, no tricks. Just having fun :)

    You are not immune to Aradia propaganda.

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    【THIS STORY WAS ORIGINALLY POSTED AND DELETED BY ME HERE, SO WELCOME BACK IF YOU SAW THIS BEFORE!!! I MAY UPDATE THIS FROM TIME TO TIME, BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH I COULDN'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM AO3 *CRIES*】

    Oh how you made his heart go ‘thump-thump-thump’.
    How he wished he could make you go ‘bump-in-the-night’.
    How you enticed him so tightly, that he could only think of you for days on end.

    How delicious your powerful soul was.

    You were so peaceful and round in this sharp and edgy world. All you would do was bless this shithole called ‘home’ with your sweet and untainted personality.

    How could he simply let *HIS* sweet little angel get away like that? How could he let her go unprotected in this filthy, nasty world?

    How, oh how, could he have the audacity to not call you his?
    You were, after all, his little Femme Fatale :)

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    A science experiment created by humans (Y/n) Knows little of her own kind, and little of the world from hiding with her human family. When the barrier breaks and monsters integrate with society (Y/n) sees this as her chance to have a normal life. When she finally sees another skeleton who's to say what may happen?

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    Rei is a man with many secrets and is known by many names.

     

    He is the soul of Patience.

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    It has been a couple hundred years since the monsters have been trapped Underground and no human have trespassed the underground since. Without a human soul, the monsters must turn to their own magical power to find a way out.

    The Royal Magician and Scientist, WingDings Gaster and his two sons make several attempts to safely break the barrier, using experimental magics and ancient texts.

    One night, the two brothers make a new attempt and somehow manage to summon a very confused human to the Underground. Their victory is short-lived however, when the brothers soon realize the human’s soul is broken, shattered in the summoning process, and not strong enough to break the barrier.

    Gaster takes it upon himself to exchange half of his soul with the human’s, hoping he can heal one half enough for the soul to break the barrier and set them all free. Taking in half of the powerful monster’s soul in return, the human suffers quite a side effect: turning into a skeleton monster!

    Sans and Papyrus are tasked with watching over the human now turned skeleton while Gaster heals their soul.

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    Y/n desperately needs a job and finally finds one. They believe it's the best thing that's ever happened to them in a while, but they soon learn the job is little more than a pillow case of rosebuds on a pile of thorns.

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    When this woman appears in the life of two patients and a scientist at first the scientist saw her as an apprentice, an amateur to be frank. Yet she criticizes him and the others, psychologists are meant to heal their patients not tell a scientist how to do his job. Yet she became captivating in the immaculate view of the monster: what a strange concept to have….

    A scientist and a psychologist.

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    You know how this goes. Girl meets skeletons. Skeletons like girl, some are assholes, some are not. You know, your typical horny harem...kinda.

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    Y/N was a single dad. A scientist. And... Kind of an asshole. That's okay though, he tries his best (most of the time).

    Being forced into a job he hates and to resolve an issue between humans and monsters Y/N is thrown into a mess of skeletons, lies and bad choices.

    The skeleton brothers didn't realise what really went on behind closed doors until you showed up at their property. Proving them all wrong about this seemingly safe world.

    Stay safe, don't die and remember, Scientists Don't Always Get Along.

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    Sans rocked back on his heels. The kid had given a big ol’ middle finger to death, just so they could talk?

    Fine. Then they would talk.

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    Classic promised them a trip to Outertale, and he's not one to break a promise.

    It goes great, for the most part.

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