16 Works in Muppet Sex (The Muppets)
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Is Kermit the Frog gay?
Kermit and Miss Piggy's marriage hasn't been doing so well these last couple of years, she hates him, and he feels it every time he's sexing her. Kermit needs a change, he needs Miss Piggy to change, but deep down inside he knows she never will. Follow Kermit on his journey of self re-discovery, and his journey to find love, and more gay muppets sex. -
Blowing Off Steam by ShadedSteel for Dawn of Starfall (House_Dayne)
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), The Muppets - All Media Types, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
24 Nov 2023
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When Dany finds out how season 8 is going to end, she's beside herself. But what can she do? She's not a writer. A chance encounter at a bar, however, promises to lift her spirits
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Beaker's been naughty. Luckily, Bunsen knows just how to put him in his place.
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Siren Song by banetteeye
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets Mayhem (TV)
21 Nov 2023
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This is a story I wrote in the notes on my phone and decided to actually post it. It's my take on Dr. Teeth and Floyd Pepper's relationship. The doc falls in love with Floyd and to hide it from his parents he starts to fake date one of Floyd's friends Eunice (my oc). I'm bad at describing things so I hope this is ok. FLOYD PEPPER IS TRANS IN THIS FANFIC!
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Miss Piggy gets a lap dance by a female stripper after Elizabeth Banks kiss, left her wanting more much more. by PunkMaister
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types
22 Apr 2023
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After Elizabeth Banks french kissed Miss Piggy at a gala. It awakened on the Muppet desires she wasn't aware of until that moment and it was an itch she had to scratch so she goes to a Strip Joint VIP room and pays for 2 hot young female strippers to satisfy her itching urges dwelling inside her
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“What’s wrong, mate?” he heard Ed’s voice from behind him as a gentle hand lay itself against his mid-back and that was not the hand of Edward Teach. Izzy’s head whipped back and something between a shriek and a gagging noise escaped him, “What the FUCK?!” He shuffled for his weapon, aiming it in the direction of the little fabric goblin before him. “What the fuck?!” It cried, little limp arms raising to its disproportionate head. It was the spitting image of his captain save for a few minor discrepancies: height and proportions and the fact that his skin entirely consisted of some sort of scratchy-looking material. “WHAT THE FUCK?”
Post reunion, on an outing for resources, Izzy and the gang stumble upon a man who is more than what he seems. When Izzy wakes up to find his captain and the whole crew have turned to puppets, he must find the man and get them returned to normal, or lose his mind trying.
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C Is For Monster Fucker by ImYouButStronger
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Sesame Street (US TV)
11 Jul 2022
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Fozzie Bear and Cookie Monster have been secretly meeting at night to practice jokes and relieve tension.
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the rainbow connection by sumamit
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
25 Jan 2022
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the rainbow connection, a muppet au ;)
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Honestly could be worse
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kermit's fat dong slaps by Cat_lord
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, The Muppets - All Media Types
11 Dec 2020
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spicy kermit x bakugo crack for a friend
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The Muppets: Most Knotted by BarryJay
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (2011), Muppets Tonight, The Muppets (TV 2015), Muppets Most Wanted (2014), Muppets From Space (1999), The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984), Muppets Now (TV)
08 Nov 2020
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The Muppets once again find their (porn?) studio in peril and must make a movie to save it! Of course hijinks ensue and plans don't go as planned. Turns out when it's Muppet Mating season things can get complicated.
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This is a parody work inspired by The Erotic Clubhouse available on Dropout.
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"You're fucking me with your eyes," He smirked.
"And what exactly do you plan on doing about it?"
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When Alana finds out that her boyfriend has been cheating on her, she regains he confidence the only way she knows how. Ain't nothing wrong with a good ole fashioned rebound.
Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.
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I wrote this just to mess with a certain someone. She knows who and she knows why. Basically, it's John Constantine/Elmo crackfic.
ELMO IS OVER 18 IN ALL FICS
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- Part 4 of Elmo Crack Fics
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Bork Bork by fingalsanteater
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppet Show
08 Feb 2014
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Swedish Chef and Gordon Ramsay make a mess of the mise en place while stoking the flames of their lust.
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- Part 3 of Fandom Secrets Crack Ficlet Extravaganza
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Awfully Queer to Me by Alixtii
Fandoms: Sesame Street - Fandom, Disney RPF, Wizards of Waverly Place RPF, Princess Protection Program RPF, Real Person Fiction, Actorfic, Pop Music RPF, Selena Gomez (Musician), Demi Lovato (Musician)
21 Dec 2011
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Elmo shows Selena the Count's BDSM dungeons, but things get out of hand when Selena can't pronounce the safeword.