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    Rose Apothecary is running their Summer Series of workshops to entice more people to come to the store, but of course, nothing goes as planned.

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    Stevie had to laugh at his dramatics when David asked her if people just dropped dead in the street from sheer neglect. It was one of those questions that was only funny due to how true it was - when Stevie was young, there were no doctors in Schitt’s Creek, and the vast majority of health problems were dealt with by ignoring them or going to Twyla’s family for homemade remedies. Hospitals were always a last resort. Stevie tried not to remember the few times she had been sent to the hospital in Elmsdale. Schitt's Creek didn't need a hospital anymore, they had Ted.
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    Stevie Budd: invented tragic backstory

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    “You won’t even think about it?”

     

    “I just don’t want you to inevitably have to divorce me when you find out how truly ill-equipped I am to be outdoors. I would miss you terribly.”

     

    “What if I send you a link to the campground’s website to have a look, and ask for it to be my one and only birthday gift this year.”

     

    “Your one and only birthday gift? You want nothing else than to sleep with your outdoors-averse husband in a tent overnight? Nothing else at all?”

     

     “That is correct.”

     David takes a moment, and for a very brief second hates how much and how apparently unconditionally he loves Patrick.

     “Please send me the link, I will think about it.” He holds a finger up to Patrick’s delighted face. “I will think about it.”

     “That’s all I ask.”

     *****

    David does not do the outdoors. Until he does.

     

    [podfic of we stood steady as the stars]

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    Not long after they are married, Patrick learns about a treat Adelina would make for David when he was sad as a child. While tasty, the versions that David has tried in Schitt's Creek are not quite up to par with the magic of those from his beloved nanny. Can Patrick capture that elusive taste memory from the past for his husband, or will a simple five ingredient recipe foil the ever-competent Patrick Brewer?

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    Patrick agrees to take a wig certification course after Moira insists he become a back-up (just in case).
    Although not thrilled at first, David realizes that there really is not anything Patrick would not do for him and his family.

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    Patrick discovers he LOVES porn, and it surprisingly helps him discover some things about himself as well.

    5 times Patrick watched porn, and 1 time David did. A pornographic 5+1!

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    It’s the night shift at Rosewood Memorial Hospital. David is a nurse. Patrick is the new doctor on staff. Will they? Won’t they? You know the answer—In Every Universe!

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    There are two beds, in two separate rooms. Until Patrick hears an insistent knocking on his door and finds an anxious David wrapped in a blanket.

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    Patrick runs the Library Help Desk. David needs some help. He needs a lot of help.

    Podfic of Happy to Help by houdini74.
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    When Patrick offered to let David spend the night at his place, to avoid the lice, David refused and spent the night with Stevie instead. But what if Stevie had refused to let him stay with her? What if David had spent the night with Patrick?

    Also, what if David had piercings and Patrick really liked that fact?

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    David thinks about home, and Patrick asks him to stay.

    For the prompt: "Stay with me, forever"

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    1/1
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    Patrick knew that Stevie was good at Tetris. Together they find out she's really good. Like......world record good.

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    Our boys go to Toronto Comic Con and cosplay as Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. And roleplay as them, too. 😏😉

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    After they get off to a bad start, David Rose is certain of one thing: he hates Patrick Brewer with a passion. His smug attitude, the way he always seems to be laughing at David, the way he interferes with David's business, everything.

    He's so caught up in disliking Patrick Brewer that it's a shock when things start to change and he realises that his feelings aren't so straightforward after all.

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    Behind him the rhythm of Patrick's breathing syncs with his own, David can't help the twitch of his lips as contentment washes over him.

    He relaxes into the feeling, exhaling negativity and inhaling positive vibes. Patrick's back against his is intimately familiar as they support one another, his head warm and the perfect resting place.

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    Patrick has a bad day and David helps him feel better.

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    Fan art depicting Patrick’s pastime of hiking and how it shaped his life journey.

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    "an action or event serving as an introduction to something more important."

    A 3 part telling of the story of David and Patrick had they met before Schitt's Creek (before either of them were ready to love each other properly).

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    Patrick moves to New York to fulfill his dream of becoming a Restaurant Reviewer. A mutual friend has lined him up to stay with David Rose, who has a furnished spare room just laying idle. They become fast friends over their shared love of food, and David helps Patrick realise that there might be something to his reasons for leaving Canada.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    51
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    90
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    13
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    After David comes back from a therapy session, he and Patrick end up in a conversation about the Star Wars franchise. David knows more about Star Wars than he usually likes to admit, and with Patrick he's able to talk about emotions he's kept hidden for years.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    18
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    53
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    3
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    297

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