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    When Bill and Richie first came out many, understandably, thought it was a joke. Two long-time comedy buddies, suddenly lovers? In fact, Richie suspected some continued to write it off as a gag up until their wedding day. But old news now, when they stepped out together, no one blinked twice.

    Taking their seats, Bill and Richie shared an armrest and waited for the show to begin. Soon ‘Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special’ flashed on screen, followed by a short clip from Richie’s 'Taking Out the Trash' stand-up. Bill squeezed his hand and smiled at Richie, whose expression flattened as he swallowed past the lump in his throat.

    “And the Emmy goes to..."

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    Longtime couple Bill Hader and Richie Tozier attend the Emmys, both winning before they go home to make love and reflect on the history of their relationship.

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    Stefon gyrated with the fitful finesse of a feather in a hurricane. Failing to anticipate his swerves, Seth anchored to his love handles, tentatively searching for the lighthouse of Stefon within the storm.

    Closing the gap, Stefon aligned their hips. Wave of his body lapping the shores of Seth’s uncertainty. And fingers rowing him closer, Seth acclimated to the tide of their lust.

    Knees bent and foreheads united, Stefon created a cowl around Seth with quivering arms. “Seth…”

    Were he not mesmerized by Stefon’s lips, the single syllable would have been lost in the club’s rowdiness.

    But Seth saw. Heard. Palms snaking up Stefon’s back. Breath shared and warm and sour.

    “Kiss me.”

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    After their Weekend Update slot for St. Patrick's Day, Seth invites Stefon out to a bar with the cast, only to end up at one of New York's hottest clubs. But when Stefon leaves him for a fresh fix, Seth is crushed. Seeking a dazed Stefon the next morning, Seth begs him to get help for his addiction.

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    After working at SNL for years, you and your friend Bill get closer when you finally get hired as a lead actress. (This story is Bill Hader x Reader)

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    Nobody has ever bothered to remember Barry’s birthday. Jade wants to make it extra special.

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    When Nell asked Bill what he wanted for his birthday, he responded with that slow, sexy smirk. Starting as a twist on his wide mouth and ending as a twinkle in his blue eyes and never failing to make Nell tingle. “It’s a surprise.”

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    To celebrate turning 44, Bill asks his partner Nell, who is non-binary transfeminine, if they would like to engage in temperature play while being tied up and Nell is glad to make his wishes come true.

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    The Gnard Martians are back, and Springfield is in their way. The Rigelians and the Paec Martians go to Springfield to join the fight. What will it take for the infamous Simpson family to become the hero Springfield needs?

    (R.I.P. Norm MacDonald, 1959-2021)

    _Yes, I know, I had to replace Norm with Tracy, due to a policy regardless of the dead._

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    A little sketch I wrote

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    Weekend Update segment written as a screenplay script :)

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    Good morning, Barry Berkman.

    (Barry needs Cassie in ways she can’t help. So he takes what ways she can help)

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    imagines of kate mckinnon and her characters (mainly debra hammer, jess carr, jillian holtzmann, and morgan freeman, but requests are welcome).

    updates are few and far between, sorry. constructive criticism is appreciated.

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    He’s long since stopped telling himself this is the last time. Stefon has his addictions, and Seth has his.

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    Kate McKinnon + her neighbour Celeste have the best friendship, but was it always destined to be something more?

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    GameStop employee Rey can’t help but notice the super-nervous DILF browsing the Fortnite section. When she sees how flustered she makes Mr. McTavish, a lonely single dad, Rey decides to give him some extra special customer service after her shift.

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    Meredith Elliot, a writer who gets hired by Saturday Night Live, is a hardworking, determined woman who will not let anyone get in her way. She loves the excitement of writing something new every week, but there is one thing she cannot stand about it. The celebrities. After writing a hit sketch, Meredith is forced to work with cast members, such as Bill Hader, to create characters and sketches. She treats the jobs as she would any other writing assignment. That is until she goes out after a show one Saturday night.

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    Bryan is an easy man to love, but his slow tempo can make intimacy frustrating. Taking it upon herself to remove him from as much outside anxiety as possible, Bryan's girlfriend surprises him with a weekend trip to an isolated cabin so he can hopefully feel comfortable enough to move at his own pace.

    *** Based on the music video-style SNL skit “Slow” (video on youtube), requested on tumblr ***

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    Request from herbwelchlives

    Bill and the reader have the girls together, and the reader and girls have come down with a sickness. The reader puts the girls to bed finally and she’s sick too so Bill takes care of HER now, and she’s super relentless with not being sick, but he still takes care of her. Y'know sweet hugs and back rubs and watching true crime together, Bill making her laugh. Possibly then he goes to an interview and tells some funny story about his wife having to spit out medicine because it tasted bad or something.

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    Two lost souls find comfort in a stranger for one night.

     

    Felt unhinged, might delete later. This is the Barry/Stefon one night stand no one asked for. It's mostly porn. Pre-series Barry. Mid SNL Stefon. Stefon/Seth Meyers is extremely minor/background/more implied than anything. Please mind the tags.

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    When Stefon decides to leave Weekend Update, Seth begins to confront his feelings.

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    Season 43's first episode is now premiering with a new cast member. Follow her on her first few days of work!

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    Willy wants to try edging.

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