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  1. 11

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    Naruto except it's based on the shitty cliche OP Naruto stories on FFN/Wattpad.

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  2. 25

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    Prompt: Wouldn’t it be terrifying to be the only character to notice a Mary Sue?

     

    Ever since the newest Survivor showed up, things have been strange, and no one has been acting normal. Though, it seems Jake is the only one who realizes this- and one certain Killer, too. When Elyzabeth decides they don’t fit into her perfect story anymore, things are going to go from bad to worse.

     

     

    ”Your name is Elyzabeth, and you’re stuck in the Dead by Daylight world. And worse, you seem to have caught the eye of some certain Killer(s). What will you do? Will you survive? And will you Escape?”...

     
     

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    Jungkook curses under his breath for the ninety-seventh time as he stares at his sad, floppy, burnt casserole. He wasn't some stay-at-home rich housewife with a dedicated cooking fund, and yet somehow he ended up being the one tasked with making the potluck dinner. Jimin's top-shelf twink power-bottom ass was much more suited to the domestic shit--or so he had tried to argue before his partner went off to his fake job in the morning, but the little blonde bastard just winked and said 'have fun babe.'

    Condescending piece of shit.

    It wasn't always like this. Jungkook used to be someone, a special forces member with dozens of operations under his belt, assigned to the CIA with commendations from practically every major player in the intelligence scene--he was a pedigree agent, the best of the best, an up and coming director if he played his cards right--and then, they assigned him to Park Jimin.

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    Rumor has it the royal family has been in talks with a production company owned by media mogul Robert Baratheon about a reality show starring none other than Prince Jon...and twenty lucky ladies all vying for his heart—and a royal title, of course. Will this be enough to rehabilitate his image from disgraced bad boy to Westeros’ very own Prince Charming?

    After one too many public scandals, Prince Jon Targaryen agrees to be the new star of "Westeros' Most Eligible Bachelor." He just wants to clean up his act and change the public's perception of him as the black sheep of the family, but he might just get more than he bargained for. Enter contestant: Daenerys Targaryen. His aunt.

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    Nico had never quite understood what it was about Percy Jackson. Why that guy made him want shadow travel to the River Styx or crawl through tartarus. He was just that: a guy. A guy who had let Nico's sister die. He was nothing to Nico.

    Except, Nico realized as Percy pressed a blade to his neck, he's apparently everything. And Nico could not deal with that. He and Annabeth had just become friends, and Percy's pretty okay too, and there was no way he was going to ruin everything because of a stupid crush.

    So Nico slipped into the shadows, no note, no tracks. Reyna didn't find him until almost a week later, and he knew she must be pissed when she ordered him to go to the Hades cabin that night. But even the worst torture he could imagine wasn't as bad as what she had planned:

    Ten people. Six of them with crushes, previous or current, on the one and only Perseus Jackson. The first weekly meeting of the Percy Jackson Recovery Club.

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  6. 3

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    Nick fails the police academy exams and makes a desperate wish.

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    “You know, sometimes,” Leonard continued, his gaze looking somewhere far off, “I wonder if I could have done something differently to prevent it all. I wish I could’ve had another chance, to do it all over again— and not be so useless.” He didn’t need to mention what he wanted to prevent; the dark memory already hung in the air around them.

    Klein smiled ruefully, lost in thought. He softly echoed Leonard.

    "I, too, wish I could’ve had a second chance.”

    . . .

    Klein wakes up from his slumber after five years, becoming a full-fledged Mysterious Lord.
    But he didn't know a thoughtless comment would send him hurtling eight years into the past.

    Can he change the past and achieve the best future?

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    Anything to do with Gojo Satoru can be needlessly complicated, and he's someone you really don't want to get involved with. Unfortunately for you, fate has other plans.

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    When everything has its answer, a question still remains.

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    When Red and his friends are transported into a strange, new universe- sparks fly between Red and a mysterious fellow. What will happen when the group tries to go back home? Will they find a way and leave? Or will they want to stay?

    (DHMIS crew gets thrown into Undertale and then we crack-shipped Sans and Red)

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    Klaroline drabbles and short stories! Originally sequels were not in the plan but several have been requested which is why I'm slowly moving this from chaptered form to a series. Mostly prompts from Tumblr or random ideas of my own. A mix of AU's and canon. Various ratings.

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    A full reimagining of the seven books, where Harry was raised with love and care by Remus Lupin.

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    It's 2020 and Harry is on the cusp of turning forty, so he gets drunk, reads a book on time travel theory and decides to do a little experimentation. Except it actually works, he finds himself in 1969 with the chance to change the course of wizarding history. He can save his parents, his godfather so many people. Oh yeah, and there's the deal he made with Orion Black to help him get a divorce...

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    u/McMrChillGuy492 NTA. Why is everyone calling OP an asshole? Of course he's trying to get custody of his younger brother after getting out of foster care and back on his feet. When did that become controversial?

    u/BedwarsAlien That's not his brother

    u/McMrChillGuy492 What?

    u/BedwarsAlien Check his post history. Tommy's not his brother and he's not even in foster care. He's literally just a random kid

    u/McMrChillGuy492 What the fuck??????

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  15. 21

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    “I used to be good at handling, you know, dames. I knew what to do and what to say; how to say it. Take ‘em out dancing; maybe go to a show if that’s what they wanted. Hold the door, give her your arm, compliment her dress. It’s still there you know. It’s just...” Bucky’s lips pressed in to a hard line as he touched a finger to his temple like a gun to his head. “There’s that other garbage too.”

    Steve frowned. He heard everything Bucky was saying but he had no answers for the guy. This wasn’t the 1940’s anymore and there was no dating manual called How To Get Along With Girls After You’ve Been Brainwashed By HYDRA.

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    Hermione has a problem after the disastrous outcome of her ingestion of the polyjuice potion during second year. The results of the potion are irreversible.

    How will her two best friends react when they find out that she is likely to remain half-cat for the rest of her life?

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    Seeing as HPfanficarchive is shutting down due to the death of the owner, I'm going to maintain my bragging rights by mentioning that this story has been one of the only two Number One Blue Ribbon stories at HPfanfacarchive for well over five years. (The other one being The Curious Case of Luna Lovegood by Marvolo666)

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  17. 73

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    Beau and Bella are twins, they move to Forks and stuff happens not exactly like the books because plot convenience. Author assumes the reader has read both Twilight and Life and Death as this is a gay fan-fiction mashup. Underage warning since Beau is 17. Mature rating for sexual content. AU, OOC and Original Character (John) written in. Edward and Beau slash. Be warned for Bella bashing. (Author cackles in delight).

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  18. 1

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    ASOIAF and Jonerys ficlets of various lengths that I originally posted on Tumblr

    ****Repost****

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  19. 70

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    Three years after the end of the Fourth Shinobi World War, Sasuke and Sakura investigate a possible lead towards the Ōtsutsuki threat. What they don't expect, however, is Sakura being swept into the past. Worse still is the mayhem she comes to cause in shaking the shinobi world and the elites of the past to their foundations... all with a group of people who can barely keep it together.

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