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    After Quacktiy got into a fight, ending with a fiancé calling him a murderer, he thought he was about to break.
    When someone died because of him, whom he considered a best friend and partly a son, because of a person he trusted, he was broken.
    Life had thrown many things in Quackity's path and now that his dreams also seemed hopeless, he is ready to give up.
    Fortunately, he has a family, a fiancé and old friends who are trying to help him find joy in life again.
    Will they succeed?
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    Some of the plots have differences from the canon and some relationships have also been changed.
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    A story that my inspiration likes to call: the Quackity drunk himself to death story.

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    15/?
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    When a zombie apocalypse strikes Wilbur Soot and his family are forced to go into hiding. Through an odd and frankly traumatizing series of events, he finds himself wandering through Nevada with a strange and undoubtedly very attractive man… the apocalypse is no time to be thinking about such things.

    I have no idea if I’m actually gonna write this but here goes. Also the title is in Spanish because I couldn’t come up with a good English title but I do not speak Spanish so if there is any Spanish in this at all, it’ll be pretty limited.

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    3/?
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    20
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    3
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    161
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    How exactly does one tell their lover that they’ve developed feelings for someone else?
    And how, pray tell, are you supposed to explain that you also haven’t fallen out of love with them?
    ...
    “Karl, I think I’ve developed feelings for him.”

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    13/?
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    529
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    61
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    This story is currently being finalized and re-edited, despite the first draft being finished. Feel free to give it a read, but soon the whole thing will be revamped! Thank you!

    The Sleepy Bois Inc. are a infamous pirate gang, known across the kingdoms and the oceans to be skilled, fast, and sneaky. but when they dock their ship in king George's kingdom, their skills are put to the test as they make new allies and new enemies. but a pirate never gives up, especially when there's valuables involved.

    Content warnings for the following- fighting, violence, major character death/implied character death, strong language, alcoholism

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    English
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    30,701
    Chapters:
    9/21
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    948
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    Hello and welcome to Jam's self indulgence corner where Jam writes self indulgent little stories that are stupid and bad, please enjoy.
    In this self indulgent AU, Wilbur is a mermaid from deep in the ocean who gets washed up on a beach in Miami. He's basically Ariel from the Little Mermaid except he can talk and he's a lot more oblivious.
    And Quackity is literally just some guy who lives in Miami. Literally just a guy.
    They fall in love.
    Enjoy.

    I’ve been trying to figure out how Wilbur transforming between mermaid form and human form works and I haven’t really come up with anything so I’m just going with that he can change at will, though being in human form all the time takes more energy than being in mermaid form. So I like the idea that he sleeps in mermaid form and can breathe both air and water in either form. This is like the most stupid excuse for anything ever but it’s all I got just go with it thanks :)

    TLDR; an AU where Wilbur is a mermaid that barely focuses on the fact that Wilbur is a mermaid

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    72
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    7
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    Tommy kills Dream and himself. People mourn.

    The title for the song "Saint Bernard"

    Short chapters in the beginning and I update whenever

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    9/?
    Comments:
    13
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    397
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    16
    Hits:
    6331
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    Quackity remembers the times he's had with his lovers.

    Series
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    262
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    7
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    64
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    “Quackity, he’s not running a country, he’s running it straight into the ground.” Niki hissed, giving up completely on her non-confrontational attitude of before. Words had power; Quackity looked as if she’d slapped him. He searched her expression, calculating as she continued, shutting her eyes and tightening her hands into fists. “Stop making excuses for him.”

    //

    Or, the author was coping with their own trauma and missed Niki being happy.

    Series
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    1/1
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    2
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    “Dear Mr HQ. I am delighted to inform you that the Committee on Admissions has admitted you to the Class of 2023. Please accept my personal congratulations for your outstanding achievements”

    Quackity looked up at the group, the first sign of tears and a smile breaking out on his face.

    “I got in” he said, turning the letter around to show them.

    “I got into Harvard law!” He then cheered and the table broke out cheering and yelling. All the other customers in the dinner turned to look at them with annoyed looks.

    “Let’s go!” Sapnap hugged Quackity close, almost lifting him from his seat.

    “That’s our boyfriend! The Harvard student!” Karl cheered loudly and giggled excited.

    “I am a goddamn genius!” Quackity said, practically shaking and jumping in his seat, his hands were shaking with all the build up excitement.

    “Cambridge better watch out with you running wild” George laughed and leaned back in his seat, grabbing his milkshake.

    “What?” Quackity blinked and the fog of euphoria in his brain seemed to stop.
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    .
    .
    or, Quackity gets into Harvard Law without Sapnap and Karl, and they find out long distance relastionship sucks a lot .

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
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    656
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    Quackity wakes up in karmaland with no memory. Just as he slowly starts to heal from a past he forgot Quackity is dragged back too Dream SMP by two strangers who claim to be his ex boyfriends to stand trial for crimes he can't remember

    Language:
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    12,838
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    38
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    184
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    "Bro, how are you so shitty at this game? It’s
    fucking fishing dude. But with ducks.”

    Wilbur scoffed, “shut the fuck up Quack, do I look like a fisher to you?” He asked. Quackity looked him up and down unimpressed.

    "I think a fisher would be hotter, unfortunately." Quackity gave a sad sigh, "sometimes I wonder why people even think we’re dating; like ok, only sometimes are you hot.”

    Wilbur stopped. “Hot?”

    Both went silent–and their faces flushed.

    Shit.
    —---------—------------

    OR: a funny/cheesy love story with a sprinkle of angst. Also tetris. Because why not?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
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    173
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    Quackity et Foolish viennent d'arriver à deviner le mot caché dans le carnet laissé par Charlie. Ce n'était certainement pas ce que Quackity aurait voulu lire.

    //
    "Legacy is all you leave behind"
    //

    OU : Quackity ressasse les événements traumatiques par lesquels il est passé pour finalement arriver à la conclusion que tout ce qu'il a appris à Charlie était du bullshit et qu'il voudrait bien qu'il revienne à Las Nevadas maintenant. Accessoirement, il est rongé par la culpabilité.

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    After the gas has changed many people and driven people apart, life is a little hectic. The group is split apart, and tensions in the camp are high.

    Name by the song In The Woods Somewhere but hoozier

    Or, Dreamnotfound kinda slow burn, SkepHalo just trying to be good parents, Karlnapity the beloveds, a sprinkle of angst and an attempt at humor! PLEASE READ THE FIRST PART OR SOME THINGS WONT MAKE SENSE

    Updates weekly

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    English
    Words:
    33,460
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1249
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    IMA PROVIDE AND WRITE MORE BOTTOM QUACKITY STUFF LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    First chapter is a request page and I'll work on requests as fast as possible!!!
    Kudos and comments/requests mean so much!! thank you <3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,546
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    27
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    232
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    quackity is trying to rebuild Las Nevadas and stay healthy while grieving the loss of his friendship.

    slime is trying to keep his distance.

    they're both failing. but they do so together.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    402
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    "I don’t feel smart sometimes,” Quackity rambled. “I feel like everybody knows what’s going on and I’m the only one who’s still trying to figure it out.”
    He was just looking at Wilbur now and Wilbur could feel his throat constricting with anxiety. What was he supposed to say to that?
    He wasn’t prepared for this kind of vulnerability and he certainly didn’t deserve it, not from Quackity. Not when they had gone out of their way to get under each other’s skin so many times, clawing at each other’s exposed wounds until they bled.
    And here Quackity was, willingly handing over fragile parts of himself that he shouldn’t be trusting Wilbur’s clumsy touch with.

    Or, everything is a little complicated and liquor helps.

    (THIS IS C!WILBUR, AND C!QUACKITY AND IS NOT MEANT TO ENCOURAGE OR CONDONE SHIPPING OF THE ACTUAL CCS)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    41
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    4
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    431
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    “I-I’m going somewhere, Quackity, somewhere far away,” he continues before Quackity can say anything else. “I’ve made too many mistakes. I need to leave, for everyone’s sake. But I couldn’t do that without… without saying sorry.”
    One word. Sorry. That single word is like the strike of a pickaxe, plunging directly through every single emotion Quackity has ever felt about this, his rival, his dearest friend, his greatest enemy.
    ---
    Quackity is present at Las Nevadas. Wilbur gives his final apology. And then they part ways.
    Or I wrote tntduo with lots of homoerotic tension just as God intended.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    56
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    A Karlnapity tale, Heartbreak cant certainly leave you in the most brutal of times and the thoughts of love you once had have yet to subside.

    based on the poem by W.B Yeats

    Script plot series can be read out of order books dont coorelate

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    English
    Words:
    40,876
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2207
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    Quackity starts to doubt Karl and Sapnap’s love for him. He goes out for a walk, and meets an old enemy, ending badly.
    Or, a fic that was going to be for a fan-fic bingo but I decided against it and decided to post it here. I’ll do something else for the fanfic bingo. I won’t say the prompt because im still using the prompt for the other one :))

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,129
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    503
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    And then I realized you’re just as naive as I am. Oh you’re so traumatized it makes me want to cry.
    Or
    Slimecicle returns, but not quite the same. Quackity’s not too sure how to feel about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,640
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    148

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