17 Works in Protective Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)

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    Looking into those shocked eyes, Nandor forgot about the two dead vampires. He didn’t care that he had just failed in his mission, didn’t feel the sting of the crucifix, didn’t give a second thought to the stake pointed at his heart. Crumpled on the floor, trapped, vulnerable, all he felt was safe.

    He took in a breath, trying to voice the feeling before reality could catch up to him. “You-”

    That unfroze the slayer. He pulled the stake back, sprang to his feet and disappeared through the doorway, and once again, Nandor was alone.

    ***

    Desperate for a distraction from his emptiness, Nandor agrees to help the Vampiric Council track down a slayer who’s been targeting esteemed council members. As the hunt goes on and Nandor comes face-to-face with his past, he has to decide where his loyalties lie - and how far he's willing to go to fight for them.

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    Nandor is spotted fragrantly disobeying the leash laws of the Night Market. Security pulls them aside.

    (based on ~those~ behind the scenes photos the director shared of the night market ep)

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    Nandor plans the perfect first date. Too bad it gets interrupted. Now, he has to go on a rescue mission.

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    After Nandor saves his ass, Guillermo gets a silver cross tongue ring. For protection purposes, obviously.

    Because if you’re gonna slay vampires, you gotta look cute.

    Nandor doesn’t count on how much it will affect him.

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    Happens at the end of season 3 of what we do in the shadow!

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    There nandor stood, there he was now on the train alone, until he heard a familiar voice.

    Boy did that little rascal warm his dead heart

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    I didn't like the ending, so I made my own!

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    Soulmate AU where you share your heartbeat with your soulmate
    But well, vampires don't have heartbeats because they are dead.

    Guillermo thinks he just doesn't have a soulmate

    Nandor is very stupid and stubborn, It's actually quite impressive that he managed to keep it a secret for more than ten years.

    Well, most of this time it was because he thought it was heart cancer.

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    Guillermo does Nandor the honor of accompanying him around the world, hoping that Nandor will see being a vampire in a new light.

    Nandor hopes taking Guillermo on this journey will make him appreciate his humanity.

    They both want what the other already has, not realizing that what they really need is each other.

    aka Nandor and Guillermo’s Excellent Adventure

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    Working at Panera Bread was never meant to be life changing - but when a chance encounter brings him face to face with the supernatural, a new Guillermo emerges from the ashes of a well-behaved niñito.

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    Guillermo gets a little bloody and has an idea.
    Then he gets a lot bloody and has a huge fucking problem.

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    guillermo and nandor talk after dropping off the sire, baron and the hellhound and feelings happen

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    In which Guillermo can't stop letting Spanish endearments slip, and Nandor gets curious.

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    Nandor the Relentless had killed thousands, pillaged hundreds, but as it turned out he’d only ever loved one.

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    After Jeremy is taken off the menu, the orgy guests notice they have one other option. If they can get to her in time.

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    The pervert couple are just casually doing sex things in the fancy room. Guillermo is staying out of that. Nandor is yelling at Laszlo for implying that maybe Guillermo would like to be involved.

    You know, just normal roommate stuff.

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    Nandor and Guillermo's first time. Hotness ensues.

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    Prompt: What if Nandor happens to see one of the vampire assassin's fighting Guillermo. Out of instinct he charges the other vampire, during the fight Guillermo gets injured. Cue a soft moment between the two.

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    Guillermo hears that vampires do awful things to their Familiars...

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