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    technoblade grabs a mushroom with his hand and eats it, then waves at tommy. “hullo.”

    “kinda rude to call him a pig” tommy says. 

    “well what other animal is he then?” philza minecraft asks.

    “that's a human man” tommy says, baffled. 

    “that's a pig,” phil says back. technoblade is very much a human man.

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    Tommyinnit goes to a superhero interview at the Community House and it's very tense and very climactic right up until he gets rejected and loses a bet to Tubbo. It's very sad and pitiful and he decides to make that everyone's problem.

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    The inspiration to this fanfic is based off the song:

    “No Power” by Absofacto (the slowed down + reverb version)

     

    Anxiety is gently pouring over Technoblade’s shoulders like soft rain. As Hbomb starts exposing what needs to happen when they open the hatch. We are to march single file being sure to be vigilant of anything that flies or crawls. We don’t know what’s out there. Which just makes it all the more scary. At Least on earth he knew what he was getting into, but this-?

    Cher-Chunk

    The gate opens.

    “GO, GO, GO- MOVE IT!”

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    Monthly updates
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    Technoblade wasn’t always called Technoblade. He went through many names and titles before that.

    There was also a period of time where he was king of a country. He wasn’t really proud of it, later in life.

    Although he had been crown prince it was a rather… let’s say, “sudden” development.
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    "Well, I'm sure you can provide a traveler with a quick place to sleep in, right?" A dry chuckle before the man continued. "Or we finish this today and I'll leave this evening."

    Technoblade frowned again. "You'll be fine," he said, scolding down the beggar.

    "Not really the most reassuring thing coming from your mouth when I saw…" the man gestured wildly, "this…" his smile finally fell. His stare was blank and long as he looked up to Protesilaus.
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    At thirteen Techno became king. At fourteen he became a conqueror. At sixteen he lost all he built.

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    Techno, called Protesilaus at first, gets cursed by Philza. Now he has to dodge war, cults and loans, and at some point has to juggle an eight year old Ranboo in between all of this at the ripe age of 18. Also, did I mention he got turned into a glorified furry?

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    They were preventing a war, that's what Tommy was always told. And to prevent the war, he would have to do things he didn't want to do, go places he didn't want to go. They said they would keep him out of danger, and they said, no matter what, he would be looked after.

    They lied about more than one thing.

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    Over a decade ago a simple idea was brought to life by the devoted animators and actors behind them.
    An idea created by a child.
    And given life.
    Not actually his fault, if Tommy's being honest. He never knew his childhood creations, the ones played on the big screen would ever be real, until now.
    Now he was stuck in his dad's old studio, while dealing with whatever the ink demon has to throw at him.
    At least the angel is going to help him out.

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    Long ago the word was ruled by the horrific humans, the destroyers of nature, they killed the land and was murdering the beauty of mother nature... So she attacked back.

    Now, years later, Hybrids walk the land...
    Walk the land in chains and leashes.

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    (Title would be like that till I think of something)

    When he came back—about to open the door, he heard thumps. Philza didn’t really mind it assuming the pig and blob he rescued are awake. However when he opened and looked, he froze.

     

    Two young men.

     

    Two—if not for the blankets, very naked men gripping opposite sides of the blankets as if fighting.

    Two pair of eyes stared back at him.

     

    “H—”

     

    Philza closed the door.

     

    Or you know, Philza found two injured creatures and brought it home without hesitation. The thing is... What exactly are those two... Yep, you know it!

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    Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, and Wilbur try to go on a nice outing together. It doesn't last long though.

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    "Yep! Why would a vigilante report a fellow vigilante to the government?"
    It took a moment for the words to process in Aimsey’s brain. By time they had realized what Tommy had said, the bell signaling the door had been opened had rung.
    ...After almost two years of knowing this kid, Aimsey was still disoriented by what he said.

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    The votes were not in his favor. Wilbur stood awaiting the outcome, wary of the man beside him.
    He would come to regret his words, because now Schlatt was in control of an entire city, corrupting anyone he could reach with the promise of power and money.

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    The city of SMP is something out of a children's storybook and a 80's cartoon. Almost everyone has a superpower, and with superpowers, there comes villains. And like a normal republic country, it has elections.
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    In the middle of the destruction stands a man with pitch black wings big enough to stretch all the way across the wide hallway. And he’s looking straight at Tommy.

    Tommy’s breath hitches in his throat and his knees almost buckle under the weight of his terror. He takes a shaky step backwards, suddenly hoping that Punz would still be after him, but he’s managed to lose the man in the maze of hallways, and now the hybrid looks at him and says something but Tommy can’t hear him over these goddamn sirens and oh god, he just wanted to find Dream–
     

    Or: Tommy, an avian, doesn't know of life outside the laboratory. It's the only home he's ever had. So when Phil breaks in and takes four abused hybrid kids to a safehouse, he's surprised to see that one of them isn't at all happy to be saved.

    (Or: lab-themed sbi hurt/comfort. I'm a sucker for angst with a happy ending.)

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    This is random oneshots!
    This used to be a request book But no longer

    You can still comment ideas and or request but no guarantee ill write it

    -Lazy ;]

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    With his passing the world wept,
    And so the Goddess gained a son she had grown to love as much as the mortal world had.

    And thus the God of Bloodshed was crowned.

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    Tommy struggles to handle the fact that Wilbur, his older brother, can hang out with other people. Wilbur is completely oblivious to all of this, and simply believes that Tommy has moved on. So, as Wilbur hangs out with Ranboo, Tommy tries to stop himself from strangling the enderman.

     

    (Fic set in wilbur's early revival, and ends before tommy tells wilbur ab exile stream)

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    Bloody tongues and skin-filled gums, dysfunctional families that love until it’s a bother.
    Ripped skin and hidden scars, prayers that no one answers.
    Hopeful children who believe in fairytales, wishful eyes full of stars.
    Screams that echo, blood that splatters.
    Worry forever, never stop.

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    In which Technoblade is a very much introverted anti-hero.

    In which Phil is a very high-ranked hero. The highest-ranked hero, even.

    In which Benchtrio is chaotic, as always.

    Queue the found family, SBI, and Benchtrio chaos sure to unfold.

    I basically just went "Oh hey, vigilante tommyinnit is a cool au. Now make it Technoblade but be a tryhard about it."

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    There’s a saying, “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.”

    It couldn’t be more true….
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    Tommy, a young and hyper child, is not one to turn down an adventure. When a King in need and two mysteries show up basically at his doorstep, he would be a fool to turn it down. Follow the unlikely trio of Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo as they uncover the secrets of their world. Will they be able to help this cursed land? Who knows.
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    Basically: SBI plus Tubbo and Ranboo D&D Fic with other Dream SMP members sprinkled in. I hope you enjoy the ride! :]

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    To be fair, Tommy never thought he would find himself in this situation, staring down the only person who's been nice to him in his entire life in fear as the crowds roared for his blood. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to steal from that bald man, bald people are untrustworthy after all, but how was he supposed to know that it would lead to him being thrown into The Pit?

    Tommy flinched as the crowds roared again, banging on the fence as they shrieked and pointed at Tommy, screaming for bloodshed. Tommy’s eyes averted back over to the man standing in the arena with him.

    The Blood God.

    Techno was frozen still.

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    going to be posted on wattpad too
    A mix of dsmp vlogs, a bit of lore and a phineas and ferb kids show au, With: (sbi + kristin)The craft family + Tubbo and a pet pig that has a crown but not only -also members of dsmp (not all but good amount of them) what will Tommy and Tubbo do?, What does Technoblade do?, youll have to find out oh here is some summery:
    It was finally summer season Tommy had to spend some time away from collage with his best friend - Tubbo, who was dragged here against his will. He decided he wanted a pet and Philza has no say in this. They got a pig, who is named Technoblade. Wilbur is very sure Tommy and Tubbo are about to start a war if they dont stop their chaos. Oh did i mention the pig is a super agent but no one cares/knows?

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    It's a terrifying world, one filled with destruction, tyranny, rebellion, creatures of all kinds, and nobody is fully human. It's an even worse world with only a years worth of memories and no home.

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    Technoblade wakes up. He’s still a pig, which is a bit of a bummer but he doesn’t mind it as much as he used to. He’s also still in Tommy’s bed, the scent of his runt lingering on the blankets, which is pretty good. 

    The problem is that he’s a pig, in Tommy’s bed alone. 

    Techno grunts lowly and hauls himself up. His hooves sink into the packed earth floor of Tommy’s hut--he needs to get a better place for his runt. He’s going to get ringworm, or splinters, or stub his toe on a rock, but later, later. Right now he needs to actually get his runt. 

    The door is closed, but that’s not really much of a problem. Techno shoves through it. Belatedly, he realizes that previously the door opened in the other direction. 

    Well, it opens this way now.

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