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    Going back to school is something Richie never even considered AT ALL. He had a bad experience in college in his younger years and it was something he never wanted to go through again. He’s smart, he knows that, but he also has ADHD which makes learning in a school setting quite difficult, not to mention all the professors wanting their students to be quiet and behave and shit, so even he was surprised when he enrolled in his first class after over two decades.

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    A rewrite of IT Chapter 2 (except some parts I was too bored to rewrite).

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    Richie Tozier is a closeted English and theatre teacher who has been fighting a war of attrition with burnout. Eddie Kaspbrak is a first-year math teacher who recently moved from New York City, leaving his wife and his old career as a Wall Street analyst.

    After they discover they're from the same small town, though, Richie and Eddie slowly realize they have a few more things in common…

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    Richie held his breath before shutting his door and locking it tight. He slid down his door and closed his eyes, counting to ten, when he opened them back up he was still there in his apartment.

     
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    Richie was patient, if not impulsive, or so his former therapist would say. Richie could wait. But when he wakes up in another world, where everything is different and dead people aren't really dead anymore, he finds it extremely hard to stay patient. So in an unfamiliar location with nothing else to do, Richie decides 'fuck it' and brute forces his way to the answers.

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    "Without watching where his feet were going, his foot caught on something that caused him to trip. “Shit!”
    Thankfully, he didn't fall. He quickly was able to catch his footing.
    What he didn’t expect for him to trip over, was something odd sticking out of the ground. Richie squinted his eyes at it, but he didn’t have time to investigate. So when he turned to walk away, he didn’t expect to be face to face with a ghost."

    Richie has been able to see ghosts ever since he could remember. At 25 years old, he works at a peaceful little flower shop with his best friend and amazing coworkers. However, after reuniting with the ghost of an old classmate, he must find her murderer and bring them to justice. What he didn't expect, was to be involved with the detectives on her case, along with more faces from the past.

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    eddie had plans to spend the holidays moping away in his New York apartment. but bev convinced him to come to a kitschy town in connecticut instead.

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    "This is one of the weirdest situations Richie has ever gotten himself into. He’s not sold on this altruism thing. You try and save a cat from the cold and look at what happens. You get out of the cold yourself and have a cute guy breathing down your neck?"

    On a cold January day, Richie attempts to rescue a cat out of the cold by knocking on the door of the owner's home. Eddie answers. The cat rushes in. Eddie does not have a cat.
    (antics ensue, based on true events)

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    Inexplicably, before Mike's call, Richie keeps having dreams. Horrific dreams, where he faces unimaginable horrors with people he doesn't remember. He only remembers one of the faces, the man that lays dead in a bathtub. Hoping to save him, Richie calls Stan and jumps on a plane to Atlanta.

    The week before the events of It 2019 through the ending of It 2019

    Basically a Stan/Richie friendship fic with a generous amount of Reddie

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    Eddie frowns at the smile. "What's so fuckin' funny dickwad?" 

    It seems to snap the guy from his thoughts as he straightens up a bit, charismatic pose striking an appearance once more as he shoots finger guns at the frowning brunette. "Oh, nothing. I was just think about how hard your mom clenched down when she--"

    Eddie lets out a blood-curling screech.

    "NOPE! NOPENOPENOPE--NOPEEE, STANLEY GET HIM OUT OF HERE!" 

    Stanley finally seems to be struck from his Patty induced state of bliss and raises a brow at the guy, who's still listing off all the ways Eddie's mom could--

    Eddie shivers. He will not be thinking of that, actually. 

    "Richie? It's like..." Stanley's eyes dart over to his wristwatch, making Eddie's brows furrow. "It's like eight, what are you doing here?"

    or, Eddie goes against his health and safety code to work at a dirty-ass McDonalds. It's going shit, but then messy-haired, dork-glassed Richie Tozier climbs out from whatever fuckin' sewer he came from and like any self respecting (and gay) citizen, he falls in love

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    It begins when It dies.

    Snapshots in the aftermath of a monster’s demise from the point of view of a survivor.

    Or, two men struggle to process their grief and emotions and choose road-tripping instead.

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    Streddie SMAU about taking the leap into adulthood and discovering yourself along the way.

    Originally posted on Twitter in 2020, now on AO3!

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    Richie has invited 6 people to a group chat.

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    “Rich,” Eddie said without looking up from his phone screen.

    “Mhm,” Richie said while staring at the flight tracker in front of him.

    “Are you nervous?”

    “No,” which is where the conversation ended. Richie could have been nervous about having a safe landing, or the airplane food not sitting right with him, but Eddie knew deep down it was because he was worried about the Losers’ reaction to their relationship.

    OR: Eddie and Richie come out to the losers, and then have sex.

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    It’s been 27 years after the summer of 1989 and Mikey hasn’t left Derry. IT returns and now it’s time for Mikey to call the Losers Party back together, but they all have their own lives now.

    Bill is a successful author now.
    Mike is a Crime scene investigator.
    Richie is a comedian.
    Eddie has his own limo company.
    Will is an actor.
    Max and Lucas are married with two kids.

    There is more at stake this time around. Will the Losers Party be able to band together to put an end to Pennywise once and for all?

    *a direct sequel to The Losers Party*

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    She didn’t know most of these people. It was ridiculous, it was her husbands funeral and she…she didn’t know most of these people. There they were though. A group of five people who appeared right before it had started and stood near the back, chatting quietly amongst themselves. They were only a little ways behind her, their speech quiet enough not to disturb most of the other people, but loud enough their words rang in her head. They spoke of it, of his childhood, a town of which Patty barley knew the name of much less it’s entire story.

    What if Richie and Patty had become friends after everything and, through hardships and grief, managed to pick their lives back up as they went.

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    “Actually,” Richie says coyly. He turns to Eddie and slings an arm around his shoulders. “You and this guy would hit it off. Total firecracker. And not just in bed.” 

    Eddie does roll his eyes at that one, and he gives Richie a bemused look that’s more full of love than he’ll let on. 

    “Oh, yeah?” Patty hums, cocking her head at Eddie. “You got him whipped into shape?” 

    Eddie chuckles and shrugs. “I do my best.” 

    “Oh, I’m sure you do your best,” Patty says lightly, leaning her head on her clever-looking hand and giving the impression that she’s in on her own little joke. We’ll see about that.

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    Richie, Eddie, Stan, and Patty try swinging.

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    The android stared back evenly, no expression on its features. “Get your nasty breath out of my face, fucker, you’re pulling up images of your lunch all over my display and that carb count alone is making my processors overheat.”

    “Oh my god!” Rich said, words caught on incredulous laughter as he pulled back, “Oh my god - what? He’s an asshole!”

    “As I was saying,” Mark started again, louder, “I don’t know if that’s the best model for you. It’s got a very… unique personality matrix, and we haven’t been able to get into its software to reset it. It's also got some issues with its memory drives. We’re not even sure it’s street legal and I doubt that you’ll be able to find anyone that can even do maintenance on it. It’s already got some facial scarring we can’t do shit about.”

    “Wow, can I see?” Richie asked.

    “Can you mind your business?” it replied.

    (Or: Eddie finds himself with large chunks of his memory missing. Richie needs a babysitt- uh, personal assistant. What's meant to be a win win situation leaves 4 dead, 27 injured.)

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    The shit thrown at the Loser's Club was getting worse day by day, until they finally snapped. The Derry Police didn't care to solve a case even when the culprit was right in front of them, so why not use it to their advantage? Only to the people that deserved it, but in a place like Derry, almost everyone deserved it. IT had been right, they were the monsters inside.
    *a main theme in this story is Beverly's past sexual abuse at the hands of her father, but I am not going to write any actual r!pe scenes because that's triggering for me*

    For a group serial killer story, this fic is going to be surprisingly mostly fluff and only about 10% murder.

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    Neibolt is definitely haunted. Bev has been picking up on traces of energy all the way down the street but as soon as they step through the door, she is hit with a wave of it. She rocks back on her heels and stumbles into Patty, who puts a reassuring hand on her shoulder. Hardly anything knocks Bev off her feet anymore, after years of learning to keep her psychic abilities under control. Their EMF reader is going off the charts. A quick glance confirms the hackles on the back of Patty’s neck have gone up too. Whatever is here, it’s strong.

    “Haunted,” Patty murmurs. Bev can feel the smugness radiating off her, but it’s well earned; she is the one who directed them to Derry, even if the evidence of paranormal activity was slim and Bev had remained sceptical.

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    In the years after they kill It (the second time), the Losers grow the way they never got to: together

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