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    Natasha Kerensky, the wayward princess of Clan Wolf and professional adventurer, is looking for the next exciting adventure on the planet Circinus IV when she is contacted by a strange woman carrying a sword and wishing to investigate unusual matters in the downspin Periphery. Little does Natasha know that she and her company of hard-fighting Mechwarriors are about to walk into a web of terrible secrets that could change the balance of the whole of human space!

    The Warrior Princess has survived many things, but will her skill be enough to let her survive... THE PURPLE FANG?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
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    А вот кто на кого охотится — это вопрос.
    [Печать акрилом на футболке]

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    Русский
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    26
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
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    101
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    The following combines the backstory of a nonaggressive character... with "Frantic".
    The "You live it or lie it" part doesn't fit because it's supposed to be sung to the melody from "Fires of Hokkai". In fact, the song is supposed to be a mixture of "FoH" and "Frantic", it's just that I'm not motivated to compose the track on Fruity Loops. And I lack decent instruments.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    15
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    Duels! Life-long rivalries! Megalomaniacs! Seems like this should be a musical, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,473
    Chapters:
    29/30
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    567
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    After the confrontation with Nabriales, Urianger returns to the Waking Sands to grieve in his own way, and alone. As is his wont, he turns to books and poetry to try to make sense of it all.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    21
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    “I can make your death sweet, dove,” Johann husked into the broken man’s ear.

    Florian gurgled a laugh full of blood, spitting it up onto his chin, chest, and Johann. “You’re…” Johann wasn’t foolish enough to brace for a compliment, instead, he bared his teeth in a wolfish grin, ready to devour Florian at his anticipated words, “su-such a… a whore.”

    Johann laid the sorcerer over the loveseat, letting his head press against the armrest. “I’m a monster, darling."

    An extended ending to The Monster of Elendhaven wherein Johann fucks Florian to death. The dove is so dead it's literally a rotting corpse (much like Florian is about to be.) Nobody gets out of this unscathed.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    35
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    After healing Faramir, Aragorn visits him again.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    71
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    Being a further account of the strange journeys of the prisoner of the pit, who was delivered from the most devilish torments of the Inquisition by a man who seemed to him as an angel, and what transpired when he discovered his angel was a gloriously fallen one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,055
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    49
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    Had her informants cherished fewer hopes for their friendship, Georgiana might have faced Catherine Bennet with clearer expectations of her character.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
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    31
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    309
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    Pete "Maverick" (Les'tat Stacee Jaxx Reacher) Mitchell says a few words about himself.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    72
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    An Existential Fairytale

    A woman awakens in a strange and unfamiliar body to find herself in the dangerous realm of Eorzea, with no knowledge of who she is or how she got there. When she meets an oddly-familiar, heroic traveler teaching an obscure, mystical sword art, she joins him in a series of escapades and humorous misadventures to learn his unusual style of magic, help him solve a mystery from his past, and regain her memories.


    Eventual spoilers: RDM & MSQ thru 4.1 but can be read fandom-blind

    Who'll likely enjoy this the most: Anyone who grooved to "The Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix vol. 1", got most of the references in "Ready Player One", and was disappointed by "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies".

    Who'll get the most authentic experience: Anyone who hasn't played FFXIV before &/or has a hazy memory when it comes to movies/pop culture from the past 8 decades. If this is you, just go with it. Hope you're comfortable with recurring déjà vu.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    174,451
    Chapters:
    58/?
    Comments:
    232
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    3034
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    In 1914, the analytical engine had been in existence for over half a century but was still largely rudimentary compared to its modern incarnation. For the Endurance to be fitted with a “brain” was a great expense, and makes the wreck a unique oddity. Some have argued that the wreck be considered not an artefact to be left undisturbed, but rather a potentially living survivor of the expedition in need of rescue.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    This is a podfic of An Ideal Marriage by Isis.

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    Lady Augusta Bracknell had been in love once, a very long time ago. Fortunately, she eventually recovered.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
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    It has been a year since Newton Geiszler broke off his engagement to Hermann Gottlieb and locked himself away in a house by the sea. Hermann, determined to uncover the reason, pays him a visit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,623
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
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    u can't touch this

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    28
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    John Bridgens, whose serenity and erudition belied his lowly status as a steward, had served nearly twenty years at Sea with little to stir the banked passions within that had blazed with such heat and voracity in his youth. Aboard his present vessel, His Majesty’s Ship the Beagle, the unwavering steadiness of his character inspired the respect of his fellow sailors and his superior officers alike, though the former were rather more likely to value his memories of the Napoleonic Wars, while the latter took a paternalistic pride in his vast literary knowledge and tendency to draw from the recesses of his remarkable mind a morsel of wisdom from some great Classical philosopher or poet to suit any occasion. One could not doubt, after conversing at length with Mr Bridgens, that Englishmen were made of stronger mettle than their Continental counterparts; he proved that even the English commoners had nimble minds and noble souls.

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    English
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    3,104
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    89
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    A city which finds you when you least expect it.

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    English
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    830
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    6
    Hits:
    35
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    This is just a repository of me writing DNF shorts in the style of Richard Siken for stress relief when I'm too sad or whatever to work on my longfic, Is you is or is you ain't, or any of my other projects. Mostly 500 words or less, I would imagine.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    497
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    56
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    The thing that rose out of the water wasn't a hot girl in a bikini.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    66
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    The year is Britain, and the Azhdaha family go visit Cousin Itto, who is recovering in hospital after an unfortunate incident involving his pork sword and an escalator.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,374
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    230

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