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    As winter rolls around and Christmas approaches, everything between you and Five is perfect...until a destructive temporal anomaly gets in the way. Five is convinced another permutation of himself is to blame. Nothing's simple when you're in a relationship Five Hargreeves: could your loyalties be tested in a way unique to him?

    I have gifted this work to eonjekkaji because I just wanted to acknowledge how much their support has meant when writing parts 1 + 2.

    Penultimate instalment in my 'Hard Feelings' series. This one goes to some darker places. To avoid spoilers, tags will be updated and trigger warnings will be placed in authors notes prior to specific chapters.

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    Now that you're actually getting married and have a fifteen month old baby together, it's not possible to avoid it any longer: Five has to meet your parents. It goes more wrong than you could possibly imagine, spiralling to bring up secrets he'd rather stay buried.

    The Final Part of my Hard Feelings series. If the tags didn't make it clear enough, we are going to some uncomfortable places here. The non-con is more centred on psychology than the physical acts. The sex act tags reference acts performed consensually. We're looking at 50% fluff and 50% hurt/comfort. Why yes, I DO have a tone problem, thank you for noticing.

    **Updated Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays**

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    Five Hargreeves: Apocalypse survivor, genius, and the Commission’s best temporal assassin

    Enter: Elenore

    In which an assignment doesn’t go as planned.

    (In which an assignment really fucking doesn’t go as planned.)

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    When Klaus goes to confront Reginald about his mother, he isn't aware of what he sets in motion. Just hours later, his entire family is stuck at the academy, forced through the same training that they suffered through as teenagers.

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    You and Five now have an established relationship and are in love. You meld easily into the Hargreeves family as Five finally discloses your relationship to his siblings. But new revelations about his job with the Commission, combined with some disturbing behavior from Five, makes you re-evaluate your choices. Will your love for one another be enough when life throws you a curve ball and you have some tough decisions to make?
    This installment gets a little darker. I will post trigger warnings as needed.

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    "Hand in mine into your icy blues,
    And then I'd say to you,
    We could take to the highway,
    With this trunk of ammunition too..."

    Five makes a deal with Hell to resurrect Helena, unaware of her true fate. But he's got one thousand souls to get through before they can be reunited.
    Meanwhile, Helena enters a fresh new hell as a superpowered vampire. After 'dying' under the Commission's employ, only the Handler knows Helena is still alive, and plans to use that to her advantage.

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    What happens in the Apocalypse stays in the Apocalypse, except for Five, who is very intent on getting out.
    Join the man himself on his ventures through a desiccated wasteland, featuring sometimes-questionable survival instincts, the New and Improved Fifty-One Stages of Grief, and a lot more people than you'd expect after an extinction event.

    The rest of the Hargreeves siblings are only mentioned. Probably. :)

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    Five Hargreeves ran away from his home on November 10th, 2002. He spends four months in a post-apocalyptic wasteland with only a mannequin and his siblings' dead bodies as company. When he finally returns home, he discovers it's been seventeen years since he disappeared for his family.

    His siblings are confused, disorientated, and dysfunctional as hell. Dealing with both their father's death and their lost time-traveling brother returning home, this day is proving to be exhausting.

    So, imagine what happens when Five drops the news of an apocalypse in just eight days.

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    the umbrella academy s1, except five is actually thirteen.

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    I just projected my own trauma onto Five lol

    Five being allowed to be traumatized and feel things while not simultaneously trying to save the world, because fuck you let him cry.

    This takes place in an AU where after leaving the 60's they're back in the original timeline. Everything up until this is canon other than Ben moving on at the end of season 2, he is still able to talk with Klaus and possess him etc. There's going to be one chapter focused on Five and each of his siblings and then one with all of them. The chapters are in chronological order but you don't need to read all of them, they should be pretty understandable in standalone context.

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    What would have happened if the commission never existed? What would have happened if there was no apocalypse? What would have happened if Five got stuck somewhere else, not for forty-five years but three?

    In this alternative dimension, the adults figure out when all across the news is reported that their father has passed away. And their long-lost sister returns after seventeen years, but as she claimed, it has only been three years.

    In this story, Viktor has always been a boy and five is a girl who is 16 years old. Enjoy reading!

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    Diego did a damn doubletake from where he placed down his keys, a bit slower to notice the scene than Klaus and Ben who had already stopped in their tracks. 
    "Five, are you high?" Diego asked, brows knitted together slightly,

    "Am I what?"

    "High" Diego repeated concerned  

    "Hi!" 

    +Five sleeping in Everyone's beds

    (did I for once do good at a summary ;)

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    One day in October, Diego gets a call that he needs to pick up his brother from the station.
    He can’t say he’s not smug about it.

    “Isn’t this a nice change of pace?”
    “Fuck off.”
    Diego crossed his arms, still grinning smugly.
    “You might wanna be a little nicer, bro. You called me, remember?”
    Five crossed his arms, looking like a child who’d been punished with a time-out.
    “They gave me one phone call.”
    “What’d you do, you little psycho?”
    Five went back to looking annoyed.
    “He’s charged with stealing, fighting, breaking and entering-“
    “All allegedly,” interrupted Five, his shark smile in place, “as no one ever saw me commit the supposed crimes.”

    Or, after the hotel oblivion, in the span of 7 months, Five is homeless (again, although this is an upgrade from the apocalypse), gets a dog, learns to accept help from others and becomes an uncle.
    He also learns to accept his feelings (sort of, mostly… he’s getting there).
    Diego and Lila are just along for the ride.

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    The AU here is that everyone's love lives worked out perfectly and everyone lives and they travel to 2019 together and everything works out perfectly :))) (also Ben is casually brought back to life in a power surge from Klaus, all good tho) oh and Eudora actually lives past season one and gets to meet Lila :)

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    It's the final straw; Number Five desperately needs help with his problems and his siblings are gonna help out. Will they succeed? will new love blossom in the midst? Maybe not, but there's only one way to find out!

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    Five love his family. But he's also too tired to care about all they crap and the new time-line. His new brothers are decent enough at least.

    Or Five is the only sibling of the Umbrella Academy that made into the Sparrows. And now he's torn between these two!

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    A collection of Five Whump fics. Some of my own ideas and some requests

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    Five can't even begin to count the baggage he carries with himself every day. It's just a shame that his siblings don't know (yet).

    Basically a "Five Times Plus One" story.

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    Growing up in a fortunate, loving family. Happy outcomes come naturally in your life. Because of this, you earned a sunny disposition. People often called you sunflower. Always embracing the light.

    As adulthood approached, your curiosity increased.

    Your mother always told you that if you could come up with 5 reasons not to do something, then you shouldn’t do it. A life rule you always abided.

    Until your seventeenth birthday, that is.

    1 reason was all you needed to approach the stained-glass door of the umbrella academy.

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    “I am hallucinating this entire conversation,” he says, voice very quiet. “I am—I dreamed that I got to go back, you know,” he adds in a whisper. It’s not like he’s going to remember this in the morning, if he has anything to say about it, anyway, and since Dolores isn’t here—

    “I went back and I was going to save them. I was so close to saving them. I got to go back a week before the first of April, and some shit happened, yeah, but I got to them and I was so sure I could figure out what causes all—this—” he gestures to the room with one arm, and for a moment, it flickers in-and-out, changing from whole to ruins and back again in a second. Five can’t bear to look at the corpse’s face. “—And they were safe and they were all there, they were—whole, and I could see their faces so clearly, and—then I woke up.” He laughs bitterly, feels his lips twist into an ugly smile. “Fuck, I wish I didn’t.”

     

    Or, Five jumps from Dallas, 1963, to Dallas, 2019, and has a week to cross the country and save his siblings and maybe the rest of the world along the way. The universe has other ideas.
    [Set in the prime timeline.]

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    Post S3, Viktor and Klaus have teamed up due to their shared goal of getting their powers back. However, both of them know that they need Five on their team.

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    77
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