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    Nadja invites guests she met while with the Vampiric Council in the UK. And Guillermo has to leave the wedding early due to one of the guests.

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    Freshly turned Guillermo de la Cruz has been invited to his first vampiric event. He's finally ready to prove to his fellow vampires (and himself) that he belongs in the vampire world, but one of his housemates has been cold to him ever since he returned to the house. Can they work through their issues in order to enjoy the night?

    Vampire Masquerade "what-if?" for s5!

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    “Why do you think I’ve stayed? What do you think I’ve been doing for the past 11 years?”

    It was the little moments like these that made him stay. Guillermo was there for his master, to always be by his side. It was the little moments like these that made him feel like he still had a purpose in that house.

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    “So that’s it?” Nandor says when he’s standing in front of Guillermo again. “What about becoming a vampire? You’ve been on my ass for eleven years about it so I agree and give you a date certain and you’re going to quit? You’ve changed your mind now?”

    Finally, Guillermo looks angry, stiffening in a fighting stance. “I’m not quitting anything. Everyone is leaving, Master. Nadja has a job promotion and Laszlo is going with her to rain havoc down on Britannia. Colin Robinson is a rotting corpse in the basement and you decided to take off so you wouldn’t be alone in this house. Did you forget that part?

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    Guillermo de la Cruz didn't ask to inherit his grandfather's ranch. He didn't ask to suddenly be responsible for ten horses and ten acres. And he certainly didn't ask for a kind stranger to show up on his porch one morning, looking for work.

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    After an incident at the Night Market, Nandor loses control. Can Guillermo and the housemates bring him back to himself or will they have to take drastic action?

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    "Guillermo?"

    "Yes?"

    "Would you still love me if I were a worm?"

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    “Do you watch the news?” the producer, Thomas, asked Guillermo, who sat at the long dark oak dining table, slowly polishing his way through a pile of silver candlesticks. Why the vampires, who were supernaturally allergic to silver, kept buying them, Guillermo wasn’t sure. He didn’t really feel like asking, though.
    “No,” Guillermo replied without looking up from his work.
    “Restate the question,” Thomas prompted him again. It was something everyone in the household had heard a lot since the docuseries had started. “And tell us why.”
    “Oh, I didn’t realize you were filming,” Guillermo said. He continued to rub the cloth covered in Hagerty’s around the shaft of the candlestick as he turned to the camera. The suggestiveness of the motion was lost on him. He took a steadying breath.

    ~
    (I'm posting some little mini fics I wrote for my watch party friends during S1 and never shared, just for the sake of having them archived somewhere :] )

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    Regret wasn’t something Nandor had a lot of experience with. He could remember a handful of times he’d felt it before, like when he finished drinking a victim long before the night was over, or the time he’d lost that candlestick up his butt and had to go to the human “emergency room”.

    Even though it wasn’t an emergency.

    Guillermo could have gotten it out for him just fine.

    ~
    (I'm posting some little mini fics I wrote for my watch party friends during S1 and never shared, just for the sake of having them archived somewhere :] )

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    There’s no need to reply to my email, The Relentless. I have no interest in hearing what flimsy justifications you might have for whatever was going through your mind while writing this "book." Write on this matter again, and I will be in touch with your publisher. God encourages me to forgive, but I certainly won’t forget.

    Nandor writes a priest-vampire erotica book. Father Guillermo finally snaps after reading a shitty priest-vampire erotica book. This is a love story.

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    Two years after the events of "He Led Me Straight into the Breach...and All I Got was this Amazing T-Shirt," things are going well at the Vampire Residence. However, Guillermo de la Cruz has begun to feel that something is missing from his life and is hoping to rectify that as soon as possible.

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    After the fraught fight between Guillermo and Nandor during the Familiar battle, Guillermo disappears into a Night Market dive bar to try and clear his mind. As his Master is wont to do, Nandor seeks his Familiar out and disturbs his peace. He comes with an unexpected gift for Guillermo, however - one that coaxes him out of his disgruntled shell and prompts the man to think about his relationship with Nandor in a different light.

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    This fic came from my burning desire to hit our local sad-boy warrior over the head repeatedly with a blunt object. Post-Freddie, when everything's gone to shit.

    Nandor is kidnapped, and forced to watch as his worst nightmare plays out, and Guillermo is caught in the crossfire. He didn't deserve this. Guillermo didn't deserve any of this.

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    No matter how many times he tried to calm down, Guillermo couldn't see an end to this in sight. Nandor was selfish, that much has been clear to him. He was ancient yet childish, aloof and caring and Guillermo was damned for loving him. That much was clear to him, now.

    Guillermo is upset with Nandor after the Freddie incident, and Nandor does everything he can to get Guillermo to forgive him.

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    Nandor is a vampire who’s been the pet (good for hunting and, well, sometimes other things) of a family of slayers for 170 years. Guillermo’s the talented but lonely slayer who ends up with Nandor when Nandor’s master decides he doesn’t want him anymore. There are some ups and downs.

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    Laszlo's been a bit sad since Colin grew into a teenager, though he'd never admit it.

    ... it leads him to some pretty bad decisions.

    (Or Laszlo surprise adopts a child and everyone else is reeling in the aftermath)

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    Taking place immediately after the season 4 finale, “Sunrise, Sunset”, this tells the short tale of Guillermo’s induction into the blood-sucking fandom, initiated by Derek. Non-sexual, Mentions of Blood

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    Nandor travelling alone: tired and thirsty, making new acquaintances as he explores the USA.

    (Set between seasons three and four)

    [plan is to update Thursdays and Sundays, we'll see how it goes.]

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    After 13 years, Guillermo has finally achieved his dream. But something doesn't feel right -- and he can't help but wonder if his slayer DNA has anything to do with it.

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    Buffy is laid up with the flu and Nandor stops by to check on her when she doesn’t show for their date.

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