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    On the steps on the backside of the Capitol, protesters overcome the police, who run back into the building. Protesters watching from the sidelines cheer as a mob breaks through the final police barricades.

    Inside the building, both the House and Senate proceed, with lawmakers seemingly unaware of the mayhem outside.

    Around this same time, suspicious packages are found at the Republican National Committee and Democratic National Committee headquarters in Washington, D.C., and nearby buildings are evacuated. The packages are later confirmed to be pipe bombs.

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    Insane President Comrade Donnie faces a new year and new threats in this third entry in my increasingly absurd tale of a self-insert with supernatural luck. Comments welcome and greatly appreciated!

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    Pure fucking shit

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    Drewla peep...I'm Sowwy OwO - Ri

    Have fun bitch boy :) -Ellie

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    Five years after the events of the last story left off, the members of the United Nations has yet to decide the fate of the vampires responsible for the massacre in St. Louis, which took place over a three-day period from April 22 right after twilight fell until just before the dawn on April 25 of 2010. During that time, the vampires murdered upward of 3,167 people, or more, before abruptly abandoning their efforts and vanishing as quickly as they had appeared.

    But do the members of this august body have the unity of mind to pull off such a feat? And what would be the fallout, if anything, to convicting these vampires? That's what Matu'm Apito intends to control. Read onward to find out what will happen.

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    Jeff Bezos sets off for space, afraid as he may be, he has to do this, he has to win. He can’t let down those around him, he won’t allow himself to.

    Obama sits and watches on the TV as the Shepard rocket ship is about to set off into the abyss of space. No president should be wasting his time like this, but for some strange reason, he feels like his eyes are glued to the screen.

    Mark can’t help but fiddle with his fingers. Jeff, his long time self proclaimed enemy, a man he could never be friends with was launching himself into space. Still as he sat there and watched, he could only wish him a safe return. What was wrong with him?

    Sangwoo gazes up at the sky. He can’t quite place why he is so enthralled with its blue hue, it’s the same as always, the same still, unmoving blue. But today for some reason, he can’t help but stare.

    Little did these 4 men know their lives would drastically change after the launch of the Shepard Rocket. Today would be their last day of normalcy

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    Homophobia!

    Sexism!

    Racism!

    Zealotry!

    My token black friend used to tell me stories about the Xbox Lobby, a time of peace when the Hacker Known As 4chan kept balance between the Hombia Zonea, Sexism Schism, Racism Nation, and Zealotry Geolatry.

    But that all changed when the Racism Nation doxxed.

    Only the Hacker Known As 4chan, master of all four Prejudices.

    Only he could stop the racist genderbenders. But when Ubisoft needed him most, he vanished.

    A hundred years have passed and the Racism Nation is nearing victory in the War.

    Two years ago, my father and the admins of my lobby journeyed to the Hombia Zonea to help fight against the Racism Nation, leaving me and my brother to look after our server.

    Some people believe that the Hacker Known As 4chan was never reborn into the Zealotry Nomads, and that the cycle is broken.

    But I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow, the Hacker Known As 4chan will return to save the Playerbase.

    BTW, this is a tribute to r/ToiletpaperUSA

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    Ted closed his brown orbs and let out a sigh. The pressure inside his dark blue suit pants was becoming painful. Mitch caught his eye from across the room where he stood at the podium.

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    The various stories of the Hollywood Arts High School students unfold during Jade West, Tori Vega, Andre Harris, Beck Oliver, Cat Valentine, Robbie Shapiro and Sinjin Van Cleef's junior year.

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    "𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒, 𝑀𝓈. 𝒱𝑒𝑒𝓇𝒶, 𝓌𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝑔𝓇𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑜𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒶𝒸𝒸𝑒𝓅𝓉𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝑜 𝑒𝓍𝒸𝒾𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓉𝑒𝒶𝓂."

    Perhaps it was a mistake, for my name was not supposed to be up there on the list of Mr. Oaksen's new interns. But two days after receiving the email, I somehow find myself standing outside the steps of Mr. Oaksen's office along with the 4 others.

    From the very start, he never liked me, and I had no idea why. But what happens when I accidentally found myself discovering something I never should've learned? He warned me that this secret must only stay between us and that if it somehow got out, bad things would happen. On one hand, if he does not win this election, then America is doomed, but on the other, is democracy really worth it if it was built on a foundation of lies, betrayal, and manipulation?

    When the choices come down to loyalty or love, what would you choose?

    Inspired by JON OSSOFF

    (Please read the disclaimers inside)

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    On January 6, 2021, a group of violent right-wing terrorists stormed the United States Capitol in an attempt to prevent Congress from certifying the results of the 2020 Presidential Election. Luckily, Congressmen and women were evacuated before the insurrectionists could reach them. They tweeted to the world that they were safe in an "undisclosed location". But where was this undisclosed location and what did they do there? Find out the love, friendship, collaboration, and fighting that truly happened on that fateful day.

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    It's Inauguration Day in Washington and the congressional leaders have all gathered to present gifts to the new president. Mitch McConnell has arrived with a gift of his own. President Biden expects something sinister, but is surprised to find McConnell yearning for times they once had.

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    in progress

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    Given the most recent events, I think you get the summary of this.

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    An old spark re-lit by a coup, will it get spicy? most definitely

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    Jordan, the People aid at the White House has had enough. And when he finds out Destiel is canon, well, that pushes him over the edge.

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    A sexual satire of modern US and indeed world politics. All groups will be offended, and all your favourite political figures will be there! Obviously not true to life so QAnon twats do one.

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    With the courage given to him by Bud Light and God, Lindsey Graham has a confession to his superior, Mitch McConnell.

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    Donald Trump is the President of the United States of America. He is also the Head of the GOP. To keep his party in check, he has to resort to the thing he knows best: Blackmail, Bribery, and Intimidation.

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