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    Dirk Strider is one of the last survivors of Outcast society, living nomadically in the long-abandoned urban wastelands outside the walls of the Elite: the fast-advancing technological hub and corporate ruling class. After a series of airstrikes has devastated what little means he had to scrape by, he is left desperate to save his dying sister.

    Jake English is just trying to find the nerve to go outside.

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    When you wake up in an unfamiliar location with 15 strangers, it's pretty obvious that something has gone seriously wrong in your life. When you're told to kill those strangers if you ever want to leave, you decide whatever god may exist must really fucking hate you. Will the goodness of humanity surprise you and lead you all to a peaceful victory, or will people start to crack?
    Warnings for each chapter in the chapter summary. Currently on haitus, will return soon.

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    dave's musings about his feelings for karkat

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    Dave can definitely survive three years on this rock with no one but his sister and a pack of aliens. Even if those aliens don't have Alphas and Omegas and don't smell like anything at all. It's cool. Dave's cool. He can do this. It's only three years. He's sure he can get through a few heats alone.

    There might just be one little snag with that - y'see, he's still bonded to a dead man.

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    With the help of Dirk, Dave escapes Bro by getting into a college way the fuck away from Texas, but they both know that won't be the end of it.

    Dave has some baggage, but misery loves company and Sollux is a disaster. A disaster deep in rivalmance with the reigning hot mess herself, Roxy Lalonde.

    For the version of this fic optimized for Text-to-Speech click here

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    47/?
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    This is an (in-progress) re-edited version of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory optimized for Text-to-Speech.

    Section titles have been turned into headers (with tags) for easier navigation, special characters that broke Text-to-speech have been removed, some spellings have been changed to correct Text-to-speech errors, and typing quirks that alter pronunciation have been removed.

    pesterlog formatting has been slightly altered for better understanding of who is speaking when chum handles are the same letters.

     

    For the visually oriented version of this fic click here

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    36/?
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    18
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    The iconic rose is one of the world's oldest known flowers. Each color reveals a special meaning. The black rose means tragic romance in this case.
    Dave and Karkat just got out of unhealthy relationships and didn't know what to do with themselves. Join them as they try to navigate through the end while maybe getting closer together themselves. Especially with all the factors that kept them apart before now.

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    It's hard to remember it all. It's hard and as far as you know literally nobody else understands. There's a few people not yet accounted for, but why would they be any different?

    (THERE ARE SO MANY PROBLEMS ALL OF THE TIME. IF I FINISH THIS FIC THEY WILL BE BETTER. I WILL ADD TAGS AS THE PLOT PROGRESSES. THE M/M SHOULD COME INTO PLAY LATER. TITLE IS A REFERENCE TO A SONG. THIS STORY IS BASED ON A TIRED MISREADING OF CHAPTER NOTES ON A DIFFERENT FIC.)

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    CCG: HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES WILL I HAVE TO TELL YOU BAND OF COMPLETE FROTHING IMBECILES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU START WITH THE MEMO BULLSHIT?
    CCG: ONCE IT STARTS, IT NEVER ENDS. IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS.
    CCG: WHEN WILL YOU BUNCH OF SHITSTICKS LEARN?

    Memos can be really tricky things to play with.

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    Inspired partly by my first ever fic and prompted by this tumblr ask, this is set after an alternative season 3 which pulls in a bit of season 4 plot too, but in which Audrey goes into the Barn with slightly less drama, no one gets shot and the 27 year cycle doesn't get disrupted.

    This is basically Nathan and Duke dealing with the emotional fall-out of Audrey leaving. Through their grief for her they find each other, and start to build a life together as they prepare for the time when Haven will once again be beset by impossible disasters and visited by a stranger with the face of the woman they love.

    "We're always going to miss her. But I'm really glad you're here Duke."
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    Also, check out this lovely aesthetic for this fic from the wonderful mythoughtsaretroubled

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    “Who the fuck names their kid Karkat?” Dave asked himself under his breath as he read the email to himself. And, just as soon as he uttered those words -
    “Who the fuck is Dave?” a voice rang out from a few seats away, probably a little louder than the guy meant to be. Dave looked over at whoever it was that had said his name. Jesus, the guy looked disgruntled. Dave walked over to him, looking chill as fuck, and asked him,
    “Are you Karkat?” The guy responded by glaring and replying with more than a little hostility,
    “Who the fuck’s asking?”

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    Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider are roommates and have been for the past three or so months since leaving the meteor. What will happen if feelings arise? Will things work out between these two clueless dorks? Or will they really be that idiotic?

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    Dave and Rose discuss some of the effects of going through puberty on a rock in space

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    Karkat's been internally preparing all his life to meet his soulmate, progressively giving less and less of a shit about the circumstances in which they'd meet. That's very lucky for him - the circumstances of their meeting are comically far from ideal. He's ready for it - his soulmate? Not so much.

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    agnus dei (transl: sacrificial lamb) - a person sacrificed for the greater good

     

    In which the Crown Prince of Derse stumbles upon the best-kept secret of Prospit.

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    With an overbearing older brother and a wild younger sister, Karkat has his hands full. He just wants to finish high school peacefully, without any more drama. There's enough in the primetime slots on TV as is. But when he hears from his brother that they're hosting a transferee hailing from the great US of A, he wishes for the Earth to just swallow him whole.

    When Rose's mom offers Dave some help getting out of his Bro's house by offering him a scholarship on the other side of the world, he leaps at the opportunity. He's told he'll be staying at another family's house, he wasn't told however that the family living there wasn't expecting him.

    What will these two get up to, I wonder?

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    2/?
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    Miss Nepeta Leijon, head over heels with a newcomer to Society, calls on her friend Kanaya Maryam for desperately needed help with her suit.

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    1/1
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    turntechGodhead
    ok if youre a stalker now is when i start to get concerned

    ecto
    if i were a stalker, then i would also be concerned...
    but for very different reasons.

     

    or, John and Dave fall in love over the internet, but not in the way you're thinking of.

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    Four years later, Dave is still having nightmares. He's struggling with the past and how it will affect his future. Things have changed.

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    2/?
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    Karkat and his family move to a small town where he doesn't know anyone. Struggling to fit in and missing his city friends, Karkat is given three months to survive in this godawful town. He feels out of place and alone. That is until a lone crow stumbles into his life.

    Not to mention that this Dave kid and his group of so called "Cool-Kids" are acting strange, but the town is even weirder. Karkat feels like there is a shadow of mystery engulfing this quant small town. And why does everyone make a big deal about leaving?

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    5/?
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    76
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