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    在前往塞纳河的路上,沙威被一件事绊住了脚。事情很快就脱离了他的掌控——项圈,锁链,还有冉阿让。他只希望自己当晚能沉在河里。

     

    他走向冉阿让的椅子,跪了下来,垂下头。

     

    “我不是您家里请来的客人,”他从容不迫地低声说,“主人。”

     

    反乌托邦奴隶AU,基于达拉斯2014版悲创作,事件和设定基于原著。正剧向,情节和人物发展为主,谈恋爱为辅。

    标题取自Imagine Dragons的Demons,副标题:论法律在善举与正义践行中的作用

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    175,603
    Chapters:
    19/26
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    669
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    New year, new fic. Done for a request. BUT I decided to spin it as a sequel of some sort to my past fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14938116

    Lycan (bottom) paid the price of succumbing to such a nice piece of ass. While lost in the sauce, he ends up meeting a shadow priest that CAN help him... but not without taking something in return. What will Dazzle (top) do to him while he's in such a state? Will Lycan be ok afterwards? Find out in the next episode

    More embedssssssssssss yaaaaaaay

    Also holy shit I need to keep these pieces short but I am thoroughly incapable of doing that. Now you're left with lengthy, graphic detailing of penis and ass.

    Language:
    English
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    6,317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    228
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    Like two predators sizing each other up, the pair stays dead quiet at opposite sides of the table.

    The stranger breaks the silence first: “You’re Jiang Wanyin.”

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    Error! Meet-cute gone wrong. Subjects are too socially incompetent.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,666
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    346
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    3790
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    Leo hooks up with an older man on impulse, unprepared for what he had gotten himself into.

     

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    I do NOT in any case condone sexual assault, this is just a fantasy (and part of how I cope with my trauma), and I am making it for other people who relate to this. Keep the trigger warnings in mind and DO NOT READ if it will make you uncomfortable, dysphoric, or trigger you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,816
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    9395
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    Two mutually violent loving losers obsessed over each other.

     

    * adding tags as it updates

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,749
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    262
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    4499
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    Reese was so used to being insulted. Being called a weirdo, a freak, a creep, a mistake, a waste of space, etc. He was so used to all of it. Ever since childhood, everyone he's ever met had seen him as the worst thing to ever walk the planet.

    Everyone, except for Clover.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
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    Straight boy (Childe), moving a bunch of boxes around, pick one up, trips and falls, 5' guy (Scaramouche) at the harbinger's come over. "Don't be such a silly little boy." >instant throbbing boner.

    Fuckfuckfuckfuck please don't be gay I don't wanna be gay what does this mean

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    English
    Words:
    7,057
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    216
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    5528
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    Izuku Midoriya wakes up on a hotel bathroom floor with no recollection of yesterday...

    Language:
    English
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    317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    "You think it's a sin," Javert said with his customary bluntness one day over the morning tea, making Valjean splutter.

    “God created men weak so that we would need one other and could learn how to help another, and how to love,” he said carefully after a long pause.

    "Still you do, don't you?"

    Valjean's had enough courage to say: I don't know.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,611
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
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    When Jean Valjean first received the strange letter a week ago, (written on pink stationary and scented with lavender) informing him that some "bona fide experts" were coming to “improve the client’s fashion, living habits and confidence” he had been tempted to drop everything, create a new identity, and go on the run again.

    Les Mis Queer Eye AU where I indulge in my favourite pairing, Valjean/Self Care

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,586
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    374
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    Valjean longed to stand up, to capture the restless wrist and stop Javert from pulling at his long-suffering sideburns, but he didn't dare.

    "You know I'm not used to… friendly relationships. For a long while, I thought it was the reason for... But no. There's something else, and I found a name for it, although this name has frightened me even unspoken, in the solitude of my rooms."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,497
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1077
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    They lay that night on the hearthstones and there Tenar taught Ged the mystery that the wisest man could not teach him. (Tenar/Ged, Tehanu missing scene)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,253
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    530
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    In which Valjean makes an offer on New Year's Eve.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,682
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2266
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    Ryousuke had spent a lot of time thinking about those apples, the thought of them rotting, festering away inside of him. Some people get apples, some people do not. That is how society works. To accept this thought is to accept that it is unjust. Those who do not see the injustice think: those who deserve apples receive apples-

    [Or, what if I wrote a nearly 15k fic about a show absolutely nobody has watched? Can be read w/o watching Owarinaki Tabiji]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,602
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    241
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    The thing about first times, is... it's the first time. One-shot.

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    5,284
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1723
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    Jiang Cheng is spry and lithe well into his twilight years, living well off Wei Wuxian's stolen youth; Nie Huaisang's golden core, on the other hand, has always been poor- he blacks his hair with ink and dyes, hides the pudge of indolence and the wrinkles of age behind the latest fashions and the finest fans. Perhaps for their peers, finding the space to be vulnerable came easy, but for them it's taken this long to maybe think of letting someone in.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,205
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    334
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    1707
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    Valjean seizes Javerts assets...

    Language:
    English
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    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    45
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    918
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    Valjean looks down to find a golden Mark over his beating heart, only just visible under the collar of his loosely-buttoned linens. One might have said it looks like a pair of lips, an imprint of a golden kiss pressed to his skin.

    The same night, a gypsy woman gives birth to a boy in a prison. His mother laughs and holds him like a trophy, the Mark on his skin candlelight in the blackness of the cell.

     

    Or, the soulmate AU that no one asked for. (Seriously, no one asked for.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,772
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    277
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2168
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    A painfully oblivious Valjean falls slowly and agonisingly in love with Inspector Javert without realising quite what's happening, while wrestling with his dual identity as the Mayor of Montreuil-sur-Mer.

    This Brick-centric story is written in a meandering 'slice of life' style with extremely slow burn romance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,910
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    122
    Kudos:
    311
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    3610
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    Captain Javert of France was one of the most feared sailors in all seven seas. Known for his coldness, he had yet to meet his match. But one man, long forgotten to all but Javert, had bested Javert time and again.

    Jean Valjean was stuck- alone- on an island where he was cursed to remain a siren until he found true love. So he waited. When an unlikely candidate happened upon his island, he is overjoyed- until he learns who it is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,453
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1140

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