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    Somniphobia.

    The irrational fear of falling asleep.

    How and why? Most commonly due to fear of nightmares or sleep paralysis. Nightmares in your case.

    After a month of re-occurring nightmares reader seeks anything to stop the gruesome and traumatic dreams, and in doing so crosses path with the sandman. As the two partner up to help each other they may get more than they bargained for. After all, what's the worst that could happen when you put two touch starved losers through hell and back?

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    In this universe, a twisted change of events occurred...
    Roderick Burgess did not die by his son's hands, instead Alex left along a pregnant Ethel. But despite being around an Endless prolonged the Magus' life, all things come to an end, and he soon left. Abandoning the anthromophic personification of dreams trapped in the darkness, with his scars and thoughts.

    The darkness of this dungeon takes not just the vibrance of his kingdom. Dream knows it's not just the glass that broke in the span of one hundred years.

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    трасса 60 ау.

    морфей находится в около пустой трассы; он видит вокруг песок, погнутый дорожный знак на обочине (ярко-красный, с надписью "СТОП") и держит в руках дорожную карту.

    /теги будут добавляться когда я пойму как добавлять теги

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    After initially dismissing an oddity in the Dreaming, over the years Morpheus gets to know his unusual visitor.

    Chapter 1 tease:
    “Since my return to the Dreaming and the rebuilding of it, there has been something amiss. I thought it was simply the realm resettling.” He pointed across the river. “It’s her.”

    “Another vortex?” Lucienne asked, alarmed.

    “No,” Dream replied. He was intrigued. “Something else. Something new.”

     

    Sloooooooow burn (seriously takes years so she can grow up) story of strangers to friends to lovers. Time warped but somewhat follows the comics so SPOILERS!

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    After banishing his lover to the waking world for her deception, Morpheus learns that she's been captured by a revenge-seeking Alexander Burgess.

    She's also very pregnant with his child.

    Neither of these things lend much to the possibility of a happy ending.

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    Dream had become so used to his sister's smile, her warmth, that he could not imagine life without her. But just like Dream dreamed, and Desired had desires, Death could die. And so she did, moving on while he was imprisoned and leaving a familiar replacement to continue on with her work. But it wasn't just losing her that hurt the most. It was learning that all of his siblings knew and none of them reached out to warn him. Instead leaving him to find out when he was at his lowest, stuck feeding some pigeons and looking for a face that had long since passed.

    When Hob had walked into that pub in 1389 he didn't know he was being set up as a replacement. Didn't even know of the arrangement until she sat at his table in 1989. He, eventually, understood. Life was beautiful and ever changing, but it was also heavy. And grew heavier still when carrying the weight of others. They will be fine, he promised. The family. The whole world. Every living thing. It would all be fine.

    Rest now, he said, I'll take it from here.

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    Morpheus is the blacksheep of the Endless' family and has been living a recluse is his towers and home for the past decade.
    One morning his assistant brings him an invitation from one of his sibling to their wedding six months later.
    It also states that Morpheus must bring someone to the ceremony or he will be denied access to his family which he misses dearly.
    Unfit to go outside and go on dates, the man's genius' solution is to hire someone and hope for the best.

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    Hob is a patient man, and Dream is a stubborn one. Or a stubborn something, considering Hob still doesn't quite understand what exactly he is. In fact, there isn't much he does know about his stranger, and even less about his stranger's family -- so Hob certainly hadn't expected his friend's sister to waltz on into The New Inn asking if he had any apples and telling him that she was in town for work that "luckily" didn't involve him.

    And, naturally, he also hadn't seen it coming when she told him that his stranger needed his help. But if Hob had learned anything in his unnaturally long life, it was that things never went quite how you were expecting them to -- and sometimes you wound up breaking into a rich magician's basement to get your friend back.

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    The Dreaming was in lockdown, all gates shut against dreamers and visitors alike. Morpheus had judged that some time with dreamless sleep would benefit all creatures more than the possibility of walking unaware into a realm in conflict.

    Apparently it was that bad. Hob didn’t know, because Hob, the Regent of the Dreaming, had more urgent business to deal with.

     

    A sequel to The Uses of Adversity.

    This fic was almost titled: "How to train your anthropomorphic personification of a boyfriend into being slightly less of a prick everyone wants to punch in the face'

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    Book length story about God and Crowley’s relationship in the Beginning, during the middle, and after Non-ageddon. Also includes Aziraphale’s relationship with God and Heaven. It’s going to be a dark comedy with lots of twists and turns for zest.

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    14/?
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    People and beings of various realms were a bit slow on the uptake many times, but how could anyone miss the fact that if you wanted to find the Lord of Dreams, all you had to do was find Hob Gadling. It’s uncanny how fast the immortal can find him.

    Or: Hob Gadling, human divining rod, able to sniff out Dream’s dramatic ass at 1000 paces

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    Hob cannot believe what is happening to him. He’s almost positive this is a dream, or at the very least, not real, but if the fucking King of Dreams wants to make Hob– Hob!-- his spouse, then who the fuck is Hob to argue? Getting to live forever and being married to that beautiful man? Sign him up. It’ll be far better than whatever he could have hoped for in the– real world? His world?

    The idea of being courted by an actual king seems to be too good to be true. Maybe this is just a dream, but Hob’s not at all eager to wake up if it is.

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    Rescued from his imprisonment not by aid of his siblings nor opportunity, but a mysterious ethereal lady, Morpheus finds himself unable to forget her. Once his revenge against his captures is done and he recovers his tools, he sets out to find the lady that saved him. Strangely, he cannot find her in the Dreaming, but Matthew manages to find her the waking world. So, to the waking world, Morpheus goes to see his rescuer, unaware of what fate has in store for him and for her. A bond unlike any other has been born, one that will change them and their lives forever.

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    Hob está encantado de que su Desconocido -quien ya no era un desconocido, ahora era Dream- le visite más seguido y le permita conocer más sobre él. Puede que no sepa con certeza por lo Dream ha pasado, más allá de saber que había sido aprisionado, pero se alegra de ver qué su amigo se esta recuperando. Sin embargo, si algo más le pasara a Dream, digamos, como un ejemplo completamente aleatorio, si estuviera en guerra con el ejército de un tal Lucifer Estrella de la Mañana, entonces Hob estaría más qué dispuesto a llegar hasta las últimas consecuencias con tal de protegerlo. Sin importar el costo. Después de todo, es lo que se espera que haga un caballero ante su Rey.

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    Johanna Constantine has lost her dreams. Or rather, Morpheus inadvertently stole them.

    I loved this pairing immediately on the show, and have had so much fun figuring out how to get these two stubborn, egotistical idiots together. This is a multichapter fic with a light plot, and slow descent into shameless smut. Don't blame me, they shouldn't give us that much chemistry on screen and not let the characters get to it. Story does pick up again in the later chapters though! Lots of charged pauses and standing too close together within…
    [Completed now]

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    “Selfish,” Dream repeated darkly, the word lethally dripping off his sinful lips. His large palm compressed the small of her back, constricting her closer until she felt his hot breath fanning her skin.

    “Yes,” she exhaled, her heart hammering, blood racing, heat unfailingly falling.

    “Even if possessing you is what I want to be selfish about?” His dangerous words were like a salacious caress, coaxing the unbridled storm in her veins to unfurl.

    Her voice was so small. “Yes.”

    His striking eyes stared into her.

    “I am not any man. I am unlike anyone you have ever met. You should be frightened of me.”

    Temptation flared wildly within her, her arousal pooling like melting wax kissing a violent flame. The electricity cracked in the air as she boldly whispered, “Should I be?"

    “Yes,” his sultry tone was rich like dark velvet. “Are you?”

    “No.” 

    His thumb and pointer finger gently grasped her chin, tilting her face upwards as he scanned her blushing complexion. Her breath deserted her. His thumb skimmed right under her lower lip, unhurriedly stroking her skin twice over. The corner of his mouth quirked upwards as he huskily admired her daring answer. "That's my girl."

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    Matthew practices his Lord Morpheus impression.

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    在看完漫画之后,也大概就是十一月初,灵感来时正是万圣节前夜。当时心血来潮决定写一篇同人,写我最喜欢的人物南瓜头默文——一个总在抱怨,热爱抱怨,甚至可以说他就是城堡里所有不满之声的结合体,但却又任劳任怨,忠心耿耿。当然这些都是笔者的胡扯,文中内容和漫画原著想必相去甚远。总之这是一个诞生在鬼怪四处流窜,孩童与大人都装成惊骇,或别出心裁形象的节日的不严谨故事。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    The truth is that we are made of dreams, it is our dreams that keep us alive, it is their existence that keeps us awake to new opportunities, to hope
    But what to do when your dreams slip away from your mind?

    Or

    Hob finds the love of his life, but unfortunately, he can't remember his dreams.

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    Hob saves Dream from his imprisonment but is shot several times in the process. He manages to break the glass ball, but when he wakes up he is in his own bed, bleeding and with no memory of what happened after that. He doesn't know if his friend is alright, doesn't know what happened to him, and he goes a bit crazy with worry.

    Eventually, Dream comes back to Hob and, after that, they start to meet more often until they become part of each other's lives. However, this new closeness will be threatened by old mistakes and fighting ancient powers is never easy.

     

    "Only destruction awaits those loved by the Endless."

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