18 Works in Me and My Dick - Team Starkid
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Relevant Starkid Lyrics by anoymous
Fandoms: A Very Potter Musical Series - Team StarKid, Me and My Dick - Team Starkid, Starship - Team StarKid, Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier - Team StarKid, Ani: A Parody - Team StarKid, Holy Musical B@man - Team StarKid
28 Jun 2022
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Starkid lyrics from shows that I think are relevant right now.
Lyrics will be divided into chapters
A Very Potter Musical
A Very Potter Sequel
A Very Potter Senior Year
Me And My Dick
Starship
Ani
Holy Musical B@man
Twisted
Firebringer
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
Black Friday
Nightmare Time- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,752
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Hits:
- 11
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“Amortentia,” the teacher read out loud, “is the most potent love draught in the world. Its smell is powerful enough to turn the heart of any girl or fella, anyone you’ve your sights on. And should they sip even a drop of it, then they will never, ever let you go… at least as long as the potion still works. After that, Merlin help you.”
Joey’s eyes snapped with great interest to where Sally’s classmate was sitting a few rows behind them. Vanessa was biting back a smile as Tiffany muttered something in her ear - surely something naughty, Sally reflected. She looked down at her hands, disenchanted. Of course, in Joey’s mind, the very meaning of love was embracing Vanessa and her pretty eyes, her lovely hair, her elegant manners. Why should she have expected otherwise?
The Ravenclaw and Gryffindor sixth years get a particular assignment that might just change the course of Sally and Joey’s lives as they know it at Hogwarts. When love is in the air, what else to do but to pursue it?
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Right off the naughty list by RobinWritesChirps for Cthaeh
Fandoms: Me and My Dick - Team Starkid
31 Dec 2021
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Joey and Sally won’t be able to spend their first Christmas together since becoming a couple, but that doesn’t mean they’ll be completely apart. Joey and Sally exchange last minute gifts before the holidays.
Little fluffy ficlet inspired by a Tumblr prompt "Don’t open those till later!".
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- Part 25 of Itty-bitty Starkid ficlets
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It’s Mother’s Day, the house is in shambles, and Joey Richter has one hour to put a bit of order as a stay at home dad of triplets. Sally deserves no less, doesn’t she?
Based on a Tumblr prompt I received "Eggshells cracking". Grown-up Jally fluff!
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- Part 23 of Itty-bitty Starkid ficlets
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Joey’s parents are out of the house for the evening and Joey has big plans with Sally, starting with the bag of weed at the bottom of his backpack and a bit of booze he plans to steal from his parents’ bar. Tonight promises to be totally awesome.
The best laid plans of dick and man…
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Pointless or Essential by mithrilbookofmystery
Fandoms: Firebringer - Team StarKid, A Very Potter Musical Series - Team StarKid, Starship - Team StarKid, Me and My Dick - Team Starkid, The Trail to Oregon! - Team Starkid, Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers, Edgar Allan Poe's Murder Mystery Dinner Party (Web Series)
04 Jul 2021
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When Grunt got limitless knowledge (and a new arm!) from Chorn, he ended up with a lot more than he bargained for. Namely immortality. He did not ask for this.
Or, in which I reveal to you my half-crazed theory about how all of Joey Richter's characters (and I mean all, at least to the best of my knowledge) are actually reincarnations of the same immortal being. Someone stop me.
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It's Joey and Sally's first Valentine's Day together, and Joey wants to do something special to show just how much he loves her. A bag of heart candies gives him the perfect idea.
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Make No Mistake by Purplemoon153
Fandoms: Me and My Dick - Team Starkid, The Trail to Oregon! - Team Starkid, Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier - Holmes/McMahon/Lang & Lang & Gale, Holy Musical B@man - Team StarKid, Starship - Team StarKid, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid, Black Friday - Team StarKid, Firebringer - Team StarKid, Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
20 Nov 2020
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A day at the bank goes horribly wrong.
Title from Phantom by Nathan Sharp
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The Greatest Power of All by RobinWritesChirps
Fandoms: Black Friday - Team StarKid, Starship - Team StarKid, Holy Musical B@man - Team StarKid, The Trail to Oregon! - Team Starkid, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid, A Very Potter Musical Series - Team StarKid, Me and My Dick - Team Starkid, Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier - Holmes/McMahon/Lang & Lang & Gale, Firebringer - Team StarKid
26 Oct 2020
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Another great magical year is kicking off at Pigfarts Academy for all the apprentice mages and sorcerers of the land to fill up their brains in the splendor of its grandiose old halls − but the have-nots are screaming injustice outside its ancient majestic doors. While the elite sit idly on their power and greed, it’s up to a handful of starry eyed kids, beatdown workers and exhausted parents to unravel the tangled intrigue that seems to trail behind the new leadership’s every step. Unknown forces awakening beyond anybody’s control or understanding, an ever more power-hungry administration and a heart beating hard for its beloved − will our unwilling heroes’ strength be enough to stop the cogs before the realm itself falls to ruins? And what exactly is so thoroughly sought for in the Evergreen Forest?
Magic AU crossing over many Starkid musicals. Written for Camp NaNoWrimo 2020. Expect loads of self-indulging nature aesthetics.
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Sally's has a massive crush on her neighbor and best friend Joey, but he's dating the most popular girl in school.
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the time is right for us to light a spark by starship_ranger_bug
Fandoms: Me and My Dick - Team Starkid
20 Sep 2020
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Vanessa and Tiffany have been best friends for a long time. But what if they could be more?
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Joey surprises Sally at college!
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- Part 1 of Tumblr Requests
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The students at school have the goal of making Sally's life a living hell. Joey's heartbeat is the only thing that can make her feel better.
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Fumbling Around by RobinWritesChirps
Fandoms: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid, Me and My Dick - Team Starkid, Starship - Team StarKid, Holy Musical B@man - Team StarKid, Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier - Holmes/McMahon/Lang & Lang & Gale, The Trail to Oregon! - Team Starkid, Ani: A Parody - Team StarKid, Firebringer - Team StarKid, Black Friday - Team StarKid
14 Jun 2020
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Before domesticity settles in, before roads turn one way or another between two people who love each other, there is the first meeting, the first kiss, the first time.
An exploration of how the first time of many pairings might have gone. Modern AU for the pairings that aren’t modern, no apocalypse AU for the pairings that are.
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By the time Friday came around, they still couldn’t keep their hands off each other, always finding each other in the halls, between every class, making out against her locker in such obscene displays of affection it was a miracle they weren’t scolded or worse, punished for it. The other students seemed to be avoiding them at all cost even more so than before and Tiffany blurted out to her in passing that even someone like her could do better than Joey Richter, but Sally was on a fluffy bed of clouds and romance, floating around merrily and ignoring anyone who wasn’t the boy of her dreams − her many highly detailed explicit dreams.
Fluffy smut fic a little after canon ends :)
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Tumblr prompt fill: Snow being shoved down the back of your coat
Joey and Sally have but a few minutes left before school starts and have every intention on enjoying their time to the fullest.
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- Part 13 of Itty-bitty Starkid ficlets
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If We Ever Grow Apart by RobinWritesChirps
Fandoms: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid, Starship - Team StarKid, The Trail to Oregon! - Team Starkid, Holy Musical B@man - Team StarKid, Firebringer - Team StarKid, Ani − Team StarKid, Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier - Holmes/McMahon/Lang & Lang & Gale, Me and My Dick - Team Starkid
23 Feb 2020
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When the world's at stake, there are lives to save and every step you take is for another's sake. Mysterious wrongdoings start plaguing what is left of a post-apocalyptic wasteland of a world and it's up to a handful of scattered, lost, unwilling heroes to take up the task of saving it. Lost kids and found parents, secret libraries, vicious radiations, dangerous feral attacks, and everything in between bars their way, but nothing beats harder than a heart seeking its lost beloved. It's the end of the world: why not make the most of it?
Post-apocalypse AU crossing over many Starkid musicals. Written in the context of NaNoWriMo 2019. Expect loads of self-indulging wasteland aesthetics. All ships tagged with the relationship tags are main pairings within the story, the background/minor relationships have been tagged in the additional tags.
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Joseph Michael Richter, I am desperately in love with you. If you had half a brain, you would sweep me off my feet, take me to some Caribbean island and make wild passionate love to me till I die a naked and sexy death! Caribbean sex! Caribbean sex!!!
Post-canon Joey/Sally little smut piece cause Sally deserves it :)