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don't read the last page by racingincircles
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), Doctor Who (2005)
01 Jan 2023
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Set in the week after TTOU chapter 19 — The Dream Crab incident on Christmas Eve won't stop Malcolm and Kate from enjoying the rest of the holidays. Their determination won't stop Glenn from worrying about them anyway.
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- Part 1 of a lovely mess we find ourselves in
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- English
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- 4,570
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
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head over feet by racingincircles for KidneysAsCufflinks
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), Doctor Who (2005)
08 Nov 2022
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Set during TTOU chapters 53 and 54 — Gordon gets hitched, Kate gets emotional, Jamie gets an earful, someone gets an eyeful, Malcolm gets redeemed, and everyone else gets down on the (makeshift) dance floor.
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- Part 3 of a lovely mess we find ourselves in
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redemption will come for you by racingincircles for Nehszriah
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), Doctor Who (2005)
16 Jun 2022
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Set immediately after TTOU chapter 30 — Malcolm and Kate's reconciliation catches the attention of a few people close to them.
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- Part 2 of a lovely mess we find ourselves in
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"Was that your knees, old man?”
“Fucking charming,” Malcolm groused, stretching his arms above his head to crack his back too. It went with a satisfying crunch, and the laughter from the bed grew louder. “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. I’ll be dead soon, y’know. You won’t be laughing then.”
“You sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies,” Ollie mumbled, smiling though his eyes were still closed. “Snap, crackle, pop.”
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The Thick of UNIT by Nehszriah
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), The Thick of It (TV), Doctor Who (1963)
06 Jun 2021
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Malcolm Tucker has settled into his new life of incarceration when a mysterious recommendation has freed him from the custody of the Crown, only to fall under the command of UNIT and the Director of Mainframe UK.
[solidly Malcolm/Kate beginning in ch7, with other ships throughout*; contains strong Tucker-esque language, mature situations, situations concerning home and/or work, and many, MANY OCs/canon cameos throughout; has been updating for years, with plans on continuing for many more, so if you need a long-burner that attempts to update regularly then this is the fic for you]
[*other romantic ships contain varying levels of: OC/OC, Pinkwald, Whouffaldi (as of ch.15, with sustained reminders throughout), and others to be added as time goes on]
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- Part 1 of The Thick of UNIT
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Ollie and Malcolm's niece are both staying over at Malcolm's house - and Ollie has to discover that kids can be uncannily observant.
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- 1/1
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A series of vignettes as seen from the point of view of different characters through their interactions with Malcolm Tucker and others as they navigate their lives through government incompetence and Malcolm’s somewhat serious issues.
Set from Going Under to Grace and they fill some holes.One shot 13 now up;
Glenn bumps into Malcolm and his nephew in Hyde Park and they have a catch up.Series
- Part 2 of Going Under
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“Everyone!” Malcolm shouted. “I want to say something!”
People stopped and stared at Malcolm, their spin doctor, looking at him for guidance; what to say, what to do.
Malcolm took the phones from his pocket and slammed them on the desk. He violently pulled off his ID tag and slammed that on the desk too.
“I fucking hate all of you.” He put his hands in his pockets and walked out of the offices. “I quit!”Series
- Part 4 of Resigned to Fate
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A House or a Home by cointeach
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (2009) & The Thick of It
28 Jan 2021
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Malcolm rarely sees his family, it doesn't mean he doesn't think about them. Little pieces of them are spread all throughout his house. Sometimes they visit.
Literally just some domestic-fluffy-Malcolm goodness.
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“And seeing him like that, as an actual person, had given her a little, almost voyeuristic thrill. It was like she’d stopped at his home after hours and found him rumpled and domestic in a ‘FELLATE THE COOK’ apron. And it suited him so well that she realised that this was the real Malcolm, not the angry harbinger of doom that Whitehall forced him to be.”
An AU in which Nicola divorces James after Eastbourne, Malcolm takes her under his wing and tries to make something of her as a Minister, and she and Malcolm rekindle what they started in Eastbourne. But it’s not long before everything goes pear-shaped and they have to choose the one thing that’ll keep them employed and out of the tabloids.
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The professor is a workaholic football manager, suddenly he retires and meet another ex-workaholic Malcolm Tucker, who has no idea who this celebrity is but find him rather intriguing.
Rated M for the Tucker-ish language (for now).
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Cabinet reshuffle day, the shit has increased beyond belief, and Malcolm doesn't like change. Especially when his new assistant, Ivy Fisher, is just as coarse as he is.. and a tad hot.
[Content warning: it's the same level of obscenity as The Thick Of It. Mildly ablest, sexist, homophobic, and fatphobic language, of course. I am in no way any of those things, I'm simply mirroring the writing of the show.]
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The Life That Never Was by Nehszriah
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who (2005), The Thick of It (TV)
02 Feb 2020
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Don’t take things from strangers; that’s pretty simple to remember, yeah? They never tell you to not ask someone to dinner if you’ve known them all of thirty seconds, and that doing so could change the entire course of your life as you knew it.
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Malcolm Tucker's Dream Crab hallucination from chapters 16-18 of The Thick of UNIT, "diverging" from story circa the fourth section of Six Times (reading not necessary), with additional OCs played by the Third and Twelfth Doctors. Rated M for sexytimes and language.
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- Part 3 of The Thick of UNIT
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An alternative version of Nicola and Malcolm's first meeting at a Party Conference before Nicola starts at DoSAC. They both just really need to talk to someone and enjoy a moment of near sanity in the shit storm of politics, this includes getting bit tipsy and dancing together.
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- Part 1 of Omnishambles
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The Other Director of Communications by Nehszriah
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005)
25 Mar 2019
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Malcolm Tucker has been at his new post as the PM's Director of Communications for only a week, but it's apparently time for his wizarding counterpart to make herself known.
[Ministry of Magic AU, containing post-Inquiry story, small children being adorable, and fanon for the international wizarding community that does not comply with the Fantastic Beasts EU, because screw that]
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Clara and the Cup o’ Cussuccino by Nehszriah
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), The Thick of It (TV)
28 Aug 2018
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She came in to ask about the daily special: Just Ask You F*cking Tit". Too bad she keeps on coming back.
[Malcolm/Clara coffee shop AU; rated for language, sex, graphic descriptions of potential locations for glitter, and even more swearing]
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"I could be a goodie," Malcolm informs her with a glare. "In another reality, where I don't have to do this job, I'm probably running around saving the universe."
Nicola looks dubious, but is saved from answering by a child launching herself at his leg. "Uncle Malcolm!"
Malcolm inwardly groans. Christ, he had been trying to avoid this moment.
"Uncle Malcolm?" asks Nicola with a smirk.
In which Malcolm and Nicola attend the Downing Street children's Christmas party. Rated T for canon-typical language -
despite the presence of impressionable children.Series
- Part 4 of Occasional flashes of competence
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Take Me to Fucking Church by teyla
Fandoms: In the Loop (2009) & The Thick of It, The Thick of It (TV)
14 Jul 2017
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Having a relationship with Malcolm is difficult, difficult, lemon-difficult. So is growing up poor in Glasgow, being gay in the eighties, and rebranding a major political party. Jamie and Malcolm take a rough three decades to figure it all out, but in the end, it’s the journey that matters. Right?
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Sam Cassidy-Tucker and the Mummy on the Orient Express by rubywallace25
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
10 May 2017
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Malcolm and Sam are now proud adpoted parents to Chanelle Smith (12) and Dean Kline (3).
After recieving two tickets for a trip on the Orient Express, Malcolm and Sam are Venice bound, or at least that was the plan, as usual something goes horribly, horribly wrong, and poor Sam may or may not end up in space with a certain Doctor.
Enjoy.
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- Part 3 of Tucker, Cassidy, Smith and Kline
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Rescued to the Stars by Nehszriah
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), The Thick of It (TV)
22 Dec 2016
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Having faced the raven and yet is still marking papers, Clara convinces the Doctor to investigate the topic of a young student's essay: a missing person's report on her uncle, a former political worker in government named Malcolm Tucker.