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    Michael is having a terrible night. His brother helps by making it worse.

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    Before the Halloween Party, George Michael finds himself receiving dancing lessons from his grandmother. Oh, and he's dancing with his cousin/secret girlfriend

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    michael thinks he's finally helped his brother get on track and start living a good life -- until gob ends up pregnant and abandoned by his boyfriend. now michael has no choice but to keep his brother together.

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    After waking up from his coma, ISIS agent Sterling Archer has to come to terms with what changed while he was gone.

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    a couple of imagines and oneshots of the Bluths

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    When Michael Bluth stumbled into the model home on Cinco, he hadn't been expecting to find a man in his brother's bathrobe eating cereal.

    He also hadn't been expecting to hear that his brother, the most stereotypical alpha-male type to ever exist, was an Omega but life was full of surprises. Especially if you were a Bluth.

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    Moments between Lucille and Maeby

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    Maeby’s a little unclear on a lot of things when it comes to morals and ethics and things like that, but she knows enough to know that George Michael shouldn’t want the things he wants with her, shouldn’t think the things he thinks about her. George Michael who is good and rule abiding and does understand things like morals and ethics. She’s the biggest rule he’s ever broken, the worst secret he’s ever kept. The knowledge of it sends a thrill down her spine.

     
    The kids take Tampa

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    Arrested Development Oneshots because there's not enough of these in the world.
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    Will probably be mainly Michael centric but let me know if you have any requests!

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    Before getting ready for bed, Maeby and George-Michael finally decide to talk about their relationship, and why it has to die. Set just before the season/series 3 finale, the night after Maeby and George-Michael "get to second base" on Maeby's birthday, and after Tobias confirms (season 3 spoilers) that Maeby is, in fact, Lindsay's daughter. Angsty, but not hopeless. Revised 10/31/21

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    This was one of my contributions to the Doomed Ship Comment Ficathon at anythingbutgrey's LJ.
    Prompted by krilymcc: Arrested Development, Maeby/George Michael, you can be my first real heartache

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    If "Call Me Maybe" had come out in 2003, it would've been at the top of George Michael's playlist. Here's a song parody in honor of the release 10 years ago.

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    4 times Michael made Gob blush
    + the one time Gob made Michael blush

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    "Now, George Michael," Michael says as he stares out at the horizon, "I want to make sure we're on the same page here. Going home is going to be tough on all of us. I'm sure I'm going to have a lot to worry about from the moment we hit the docks, so before we get there: do you remember what I told you is the most important thing from now on?"

    "Breakfast! No, family! It's either breakfast or family. I can never remember which."

    Michael decides to brush past this; he understands where the confusion comes from. "Healthy relationships. Forget about Maeby, forget about Ann, forget about any secret sisters I may or may not have."

    "...what?"

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    “Gob, what are you saying?” Michael asks, his brow furrowed in both confusion and disapproval. “Are you – are you planning to propose to him? On purpose?”

    “Shut up, Michael!” Gob whisper-shouts, and this time he actually slaps Michael in the face. “I never said that! But yes.”

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    A sequel to my first fic.

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    This is an old story that I began not long after season 3 ended; I worked on it from about 2006 to 2008, before I ran out of inspiration, like with the incomplete Missing Episodes story. I'm going to try to continue this now, as an alternate universe season 4. The plot was mainly about Michael and Gob, cousin love, and Lindsay having two fathers compete for her.

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    Maeby helps George Michael after his breakup with Ann

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    "it's a god damn surety, we're lacking in maturity!" - falsettos

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    “hi, uncle buster,” she opened the door, praying to whoever was hidden beyond the california clouds that he’d get too panicked about being alone with a kid and run off. the new, orange stress ball in his loose grip made her shoulders slump- she was stuck with this, wasn’t she?

    aka:

    chapter 1. maeby can't be trusted home alone, and buster's the only one up for the job of babysitter.

    chapter 2. maeby's finally the one doing the babysitting, all until gob arrives.

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    George Michael is high... on love. Or something. George Michael/Maeby songfic to "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by The Beatles. Crackfic.

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    He always knew the Bluth’s were crazy, everyone in the San Francisco area knew that, but he had hoped because he knew Renee from childhood they’d be okay with him taking her out.

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